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SeaGoatSupreme posted:A bearded, purple faced 220lb dude suddenly appearing within two feet of you is a shocker, apparently.
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Always be kicking the unexpected.
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# ? Apr 6, 2019 18:28 |
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Freudian posted:How many people does it take to start a fast food derail?
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silvergoose posted:And, as it happens, in.
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# ? Apr 6, 2019 20:39 |
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Heh, that flew over my head when I read through the thread.
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# ? Apr 6, 2019 21:03 |
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flakeloaf posted:To be fair, the instructions on those enema bottles are unnecessarily circumspect.
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# ? Apr 7, 2019 03:02 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Why would anyone want to be knocked out for a colonoscopy? No, you go to the guy who will set up a screen where you can see it so you can watch the incredible journey inside of your own butthole. please knock Mom! posted:I believe the button is called 'show posts by this user', friend.
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# ? Apr 7, 2019 20:36 |
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infernal machines posted:Data: This is my brother Art. Due to a typo he was given a "postironic" brain.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:You don't use it on combat, you use it to simulate infernal machines posted:yeah, i'm pretty big in std development Uptime Sinclair posted:always great to see someone take on the family business. your mother must be so proud.
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Stringent posted:alright look dumbass, until the 19th century black slaves and white indentured servants in the US were legally indistinguishable. read some loving history, dipshit.
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# ? Apr 8, 2019 19:54 |
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It's never the thread/forum you think it will be, but you are also never surprised when you find out.
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# ? Apr 8, 2019 19:58 |
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Lol that's not even kind of true
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# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:09 |
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Heath posted:Lol that's not even kind of true All the indentured servants in Sid Meier's Colonisation where white and therefore...
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# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:19 |
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Oh I kinda regret kicking that can of horny nest quoting that post. Here's a cute funny one.Ralph Hurley posted:When I was very little I would sit on the floor against a wall in my room and look up at the ceiling. I discovered if I gently hit the back of my head and against the wall, the ceiling appeared to move an inch or so, probably due to my eyeballs jiggling inside my skull. I tried repeatedly banging the back of my head against the wall because I figured if I did it enough times, I could turn the room completely upside down. When that wasn’t working, I started hitting my head on the wall harder. Apparently I did this a lot and it distressed my mom to the point where she had to put up some padding on the wall in my room. I grew out of it. She still brings it up sometimes. I know, lol brain damage. Listen, the fact that I am an idiot does not necessarily correlate to habitually cracking myself in the head as a child. But it may explain my high tolerance for horrible techno music and heavy metal.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:All the indentured servants in Sid Meier's Colonisation where white and therefore... I remember that when Natives converted to Christianity and joined your colonies you could then turn them into free colonists, who are white.
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# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:53 |
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Why purify when you can bleach?
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# ? Apr 8, 2019 21:14 |
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An, the ol' preach 'n' bleach.
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# ? Apr 8, 2019 23:54 |
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Really it's just whitewashing what happened back then. Shameful.
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# ? Apr 9, 2019 00:25 |
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William Henry Hairytaint made a thread decrying the modern youtube algorithm experience.HJE-Cobra posted:You could just view videos exclusively in incognito browsing mode. Or turn off cookies, never login, that kind of thing. William Henry Hairytaint posted:Buddy I'm not looking for end-user solutions here I'm looking for people who do stupid rear end algorithms like this to admit that they're bad and wrong
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# ? Apr 9, 2019 05:34 |
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The taint makes a good point. We all really should stop breathing.
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# ? Apr 9, 2019 05:41 |
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Hoodwinker posted:A big-muscled man will slam dunk your head into a trash can YOU BIG NERD
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Outrail posted:The taint makes a good point. We all really should stop breathing. Well it works. https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/why-don-t-i-just-pretend-that-i-drowned-surfer-testifies-over-alleged-attack-20190405-p51b9y.html
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Matlack Radio posted:William Henry Hairytaint made a thread decrying the modern youtube algorithm experience.
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Quaint Quail Quilt posted:Care to link that thread friendo? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3886703
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Ghost Leviathan posted:An, the ol' preach 'n' bleach. lol
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Quaint Quail Quilt posted:Care to link that thread friendo? For future instances, click the blue name of the poster in the quote, it goes to the thread
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Motherfucker posted:Have you tried having sex with her?
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Have you tried turning her on and off again? Oh, PDR beat me to it, sorry.
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Cyrano4747 posted:I’m pretty sure “yoshi getting his ovipositor eaten out by Wario but Wario looks like your mom” is just going to get you a thousand commission requests and maybe make you a patreon millionaire rather than annoy a creepy customer.
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# ? Apr 9, 2019 16:36 |
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:All its farts escape from that one place and it grosses out beavers, who fell the tree out of fright and disgust
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Phenazepam fueled posting?
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Somfin posted:Porn speedruns with commentary mmj posted:"Now if I jump three times in the corner and start talking about final fantasy 7 a lot I can skip the sex sequence completely"
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Well one thing about a trekkie tinder profile is you know they want kids
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 00:18 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:The Lion Kings plot makes me feel deeply uncomfortable. I know it’s Hamlet I don’t mean that, I mean the underlying plot that the lions are racially superior creatures and have a divine right to rule, subjugate, and kill. BrownThunder posted:Whys this mermaid bitch out here rhyming with her crab friend while Flint doesn't have clean water
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 00:20 |
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kiimo posted:With such low water levels in their bodies and such a dry diet of fruit and nuts flies and spice, basically the feces of a deep desert Freman comes out very slowly and deliberately like a brown glacier or the antlers of a caribou that eventually breaks off and gets collected by the stillsuit. Interestingly when a Fremen says may your knife chip and break he means it as an insult but when he’s talking about your brown knife that’s just the description of a healthy BM.
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 03:00 |
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Did anyone point out that Nala and Simba are half-siblings?
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Did anyone point out that Nala and Simba are half-siblings? They're royalty thats normal
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 06:23 |
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i wanted to make a pun about lions and the hapsburg jaw but i couldn't think of one. if you come up with one just imagine i wrote that here, thanks
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The pun in the post above royally SUCKED
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