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Apr 12, 2019 00:05
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My mom sticks her finger out and yells "gently caress you!" to people who are protesting abortion She likes cats, wine and de-escalating bad vibes
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Apr 12, 2019 00:26
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Juuuust in case anybody missed it: Jimmy Buffett
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Apr 12, 2019 00:30
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Drunk Nerds posted:73 is the cutoff for boomers Never mind, my mom is 75 and Boomed it up today. Over the course of a few hours, Gave the kids two chocolate milks, cookies cocktail weineres with three rich sauces, and bragged that the microwaved green beans she gave them balanced it out. Then when I protested she said I was lucky because withe most babysitters I would have no input. Literally said I was lucky because she was willing to do slightly more than the bare minimum. This was part of an afternoon filled with entitled rants. I will post more later, but I'm busy because I had to pull over so my kid could make massive diarrhea in the woods Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Apr 12, 2019 |
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Apr 12, 2019 00:42
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shut up netface posted:
My dude have you SEEN Palm Springs? I've been down here for 2 months and there are some of the most aggressive lovely and entitled people you've ever met, and most of them are rich, white and over 70.
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Apr 12, 2019 00:55
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WaryWarren posted:The boomers were raised by the Greatest Generation. Doesn't seem like they were so great after all. The Greatest Generation all had untreated PTSD so you have to cut them some slack. I was at the supermarket today and saw some old boomer woman explaining to a shop attendant everything that was wrong with the store as if the guy had any influence over the store policies or would ever meet the people who did. Boomers have no idea how any organisation larger then a local cafe works.
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Apr 12, 2019 00:56
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Formal living rooms
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Apr 12, 2019 01:03
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Just walk into the office and ask for an interview. That's how you get a job!
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Apr 12, 2019 01:12
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Rad-daddio posted:Just walk into the office and ask for an interview. That's how you get a job! You're not gonna get a job just sitting around at your computer.
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Apr 12, 2019 01:13
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Plant MONSTER. posted:My mom sticks her finger out and yells "gently caress you!" to people who are protesting abortion That’s cool as hell but kind of the opposite of deescalation
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Apr 12, 2019 01:13
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The Simpsons
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Apr 12, 2019 01:15
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Lil Peeler posted:My dude have you SEEN Palm Springs? I've been down here for 2 months and there are some of the most aggressive lovely and entitled people you've ever met, and most of them are rich, white and over 70. My girlfriend's parents have a house there and we go for Christmas. The place literally has a thriving industry based completely on selling furniture from some old rich gently caress who needs to make room for more expensive furniture
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Apr 12, 2019 01:20
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Play posted:My girlfriend's parents have a house there and we go for Christmas. The place literally has a thriving industry based completely on selling furniture from some old rich gently caress who needs to make room for more expensive furniture yeah I've been going through some treatment for depression and ADHD down here and staying with my mom. it's the most time I've ever spent down here and you get to see just how exploitative the whole area is for entitled white old people If you're down here at the same time this year we should get beers
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Apr 12, 2019 01:25
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Gaunab posted:The Simpsons my mom is a boomer and she did not like me watching the simpsons or married with children.
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Apr 12, 2019 01:31
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Drunk Nerds posted:Never mind, my mom is 75 and Boomed it up today. Over the course of a few hours, Gave the kids two chocolate milks, cookies cocktail weineres with three rich sauces, and bragged that the microwaved green beans she gave them balanced it out. Then when I protested she said I was lucky because withe most babysitters I would have no input. Literally said I was lucky because she was willing to do slightly more than the bare minimum.
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Apr 12, 2019 01:31
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she also got really angry about how bad the art work on king of the hill was
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Apr 12, 2019 01:32
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-Attending Eagles concerts while wearing t shirt tucked into dad jeans, ratty new balance sneakers to complete the look. -Living in suburbs -lovely/country music
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Apr 12, 2019 01:32
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Sammy Hagar
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Apr 12, 2019 01:39
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Woof Blitzer posted:Sammy Hagar I think you guys keep mistaking Gen-X with boomers
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Apr 12, 2019 01:42
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Panfilo posted:Grandmas like to spoil their grandchildren, that isn't a boomer thing. My grandma used to let us eat PB&J sandwiches and twizzlers until we spewed Red #40 dyed vomit all over the place. You make a good point. It's that she keeps bragging about how helpful she is by providing childcare, and keeps trying to insist I let her keep them all day. When, in fact, I don't need childcare I just think my kids need a grandparent since their grandfather just died... and it would ease my load except when I do get an hour of childcare followed by me spending 2 hours wiping kids butts, cleaning clothes, and dealing with bizarre sugar-induced meltdowns.
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Apr 12, 2019 01:43
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Boomers helping always have to make it so you spend an equal amount of time fixing the help. It’s like action and reaction; it’s a law of nature.
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Apr 12, 2019 01:46
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poisonpill posted:Boomers helping always have to make it so you spend an equal amount of time fixing the help. It’s like action and reaction; it’s a law of nature. are you stupid? It's ok if you're stupid, we like all kinds here
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Apr 12, 2019 01:51
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WaryWarren posted:I don't mind this. I like the Millennial version with the bikini replaced by a hiked up pair of jeans. I’ll speak freely as a millennial and admit I was born In the right time,  the era of BIG FAT ASSES.
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Apr 12, 2019 01:53
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gently caress, my mom was really hard today. I wanted to just storm out with the kids, but that would border on using the kids as a weapon. So I just told her how I felt and suggested we all play a game. It went great... then afterward my mom asked me why my effort at work these next six weeks would "determine when my wife retires between 50 and 65 years old" (my words). I explained, she then responded with "we both know your wife without something to do would really not work out well." Thanks for the advice, woman who has been divorced for 40 years. You're right, working hard for a few weeks so my wife doesn't have to work so hard all the time for 10+ fewer years would be a mistake that would be completely irreversible. This is the same woman who, when I announced a big book deal, only replied, "what's to stop the publisher from taking the book you write and putting someone else's name on it." My wife had a whole bit about that which goes, "in order to do the mental gymnastics to hate on your big success, she had to pretend that 1,000+ years of contract law does not exist. drat your parents hate that you have had a more successful career plan than their `shake the manager's hand and keep your head down putting in a 9-5' strategy." Mumpy Puffinz posted:are you stupid? It's ok if you're stupid, we like all kinds here I thought their comment was relevant and apt Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Apr 12, 2019 |
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Apr 12, 2019 01:55
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Dressing like teenagers from 2004
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Apr 12, 2019 02:01
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Jaguars! posted:Dressing like teenagers from 2004 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
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Apr 12, 2019 02:06
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Drunk Nerds posted:gently caress, my mom was really hard today. I wanted to just storm out with the kids, but that would border on using the kids as a weapon. So I just told her how I felt and suggested we all play a game. It went great... then afterward my mom asked me why my effort at work these next six weeks would "determine when my wife retires between 50 and 65 years old" (my words). I explained, she then responded with "we both know your wife without something to do would really not work out well." yeah. I definitely did not read that right. sorry poisonpill
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Apr 12, 2019 02:08
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Drunk Nerds posted:...I'm busy because I had to pull over so my kid could make massive diarrhea in the woods  <-- for you. My Mom's a similar age and spoils her grandson. It's all good, though - she buys him stuff I can't afford and I make sure he appreciates everything she does for him/gives him. Perhaps it's payback for my being such an rear end in a top hat teenager/young adult or something.To contribute, here's a handy site for boomers working on their next marriage. After two or three, I guess the ceremonies come as naturally as buying a (second or third) house. gently caress the boomers.
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Apr 12, 2019 02:15
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Yeah, I am lucky overall, she isnt the worst and can def provide finances that will make their future less rocky. It's just like gently caress, my dad died three weeks ago and I'm still scrambling for good childcare options, maybe concede a little.
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Apr 12, 2019 02:22
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Here, have this casserole I made such cream of mushroom soup, tater tots, and a dash of black pepper. It'll perk you right up!
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Apr 12, 2019 02:27
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Wearing dick togs at the beach and then making aggressively friendly conversation at anyone who glances their way
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Apr 12, 2019 02:49
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Wearing socks with sandals, but the sandals cost 60 bucks and the socks cost $1
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Apr 12, 2019 02:50
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Well, that was a nice 15 minute workout at the gym. Time to spend 45 minutes wandering around the locker room totally naked while I clean my ears with my car keys.
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Apr 12, 2019 04:08
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Rad-daddio posted:Well, that was a nice 15 minute workout at the gym. Time to spend 45 minutes wandering around the locker room totally naked while I clean my ears with my car keys.
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Apr 12, 2019 04:34
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Fleetwood Crack posted:I lol'd
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Apr 12, 2019 04:48
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Hey, it took sixty years of neglect to sculpt that bloated, wrinkly monument of well marbled boomer. Of course he's going to take pride in it. Also stand naked over one of the sinks while blasting snot out of one nostril because why not
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Apr 12, 2019 05:15
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WaryWarren posted:I don't mind this. I like the Millennial version with the bikini replaced by a hiked up pair of jeans. Rad-daddio posted:Well, that was a nice 15 minute workout at the gym. Time to spend 45 minutes wandering around the locker room totally naked while I clean my ears with my car keys. Lemme put my one leg up on this bench as I apply talcum powder to my scrotum that looks like a pile of chewing gum fell on the floor of a barbershop
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Apr 12, 2019 05:16
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the sound of a boomer sneezing is enough to shake the foundations of a modern home
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Apr 12, 2019 05:43
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The troops
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Apr 12, 2019 05:54
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Commemorative plates
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Apr 12, 2019 06:18
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