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teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

That loving laugh :stwoon:

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TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
So I guess this means they are going back to Endor?

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."
lol they're totally making rey luke's secret daughter after all

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
wack

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

AlternateAccount posted:

THE RISE OF SKYWALKER. Goddamn, that's bad.

I read an interesting interview from the designer of, uh, New 52 Batgirl? About how often when they make characters now "can someone cosplay as this" is a factor in the design process. This is just an extension of that into the mindset of "how easily will adult parody film producers be able to use this."

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

BigglesSWE posted:

Hahhah his delivery on that was perfect.

Dude is an absolute treasure. I will absolutely pay for a ticket for this if he's in it to any real degree.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Make the Emperor win this time.

Do it.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

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They somehow made a title even more clunky than "The Force Awakens"

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

I thought when the lights came up and the background switched from blue to red with McDiarmid standing there that they were going to bring out some of the bad guys (since the panel was all heroes) so that was a bummer

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
For a second, I thought the laugh at the end was Hamill doing his Joker Laugh.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

TheBuilder posted:

So I guess this means they are going back to Endor?

Ewoks are back!

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

I said come in! posted:

Ewoks are back!

Holy SHIET

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

The Dork Knight Rises

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Rumors are it's a time travel movie

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

It looks like Rey has Anakin Skywalkers lightsaber back, but it's a different color now?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
So did they stop putting guns on TIE Interceptors then?

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

I said come in! posted:

It looks like Rey has Anakin Skywalkers lightsaber back, but it's a different color now?

I hope Kylo Ren's scar moves again. :3:

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Extended Universe brought back Sheev multiple times AFAIK so it's not completely unprecedented.

I loving love Palpatine so I really do hope he has a part in this.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

I guess it was too much to expect Kylo Ren to be the only antagonist of note. And I guess he's gonna be the Last Skywalker and you need a different bad guy in that case!

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

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I said come in! posted:

Ewoks are back!

What about Wilford Brimley and his rabbit friend?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
If you're not pumping your fists and going "SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV SHEEV" right now then don't even loving look at me

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Of course they couldn't resist making the last a title a "R____ of ______"

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/1116751573198233602

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Star Wars Episode IX: Wait, Forget All That Stuff in the Last One

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
I hope it is just one of Palps messenger droids from battlefront II trapped in the wreckage of the deathstar 2 for like 30 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSTgu2gj-Qo

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

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It's not really a gently caress you Rian though it works in character. It's more of a gently caress you Snoke I'm keeping my helmet.

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

I wouldn’t overthink it. Rey was the force awakening and the last jedi, might as well assume she’s the rising skywalker too. Embrace the endless trash

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Pops Mgee posted:

It's not really a gently caress you Rian though it works in character. It's more of a gently caress you Snoke I'm keeping my helmet.

Eh, maybe. But the helmet smashing coming-out-of-the-shell thing might have been the kickoff to him becoming his own villain rather than minion, especially after you know... (almost) killing his mom and all.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
So that last shot is either on Endor or the actual planet of the system (since Endor was a moon).

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Endor was the planet. The forest moon isn’t named.

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



Skywalker is going to be the name of whatever the next iteration of Jedi is going to be.

Either that or Rey is Luke's secret clone created by a secret clone of Palpatine to juke/co-opt the Skywalker-driven Force prophesy, adding yet another level of angst to the relationship between her and Kylo, with a dash of OG trilogy throwback that JJ Abrams can't resist. . "We can't be together, you're evil and also my cousin!"

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib

No Mods No Masters posted:

I wouldn’t overthink it. Rey was the force awakening and the last jedi, might as well assume she’s the rising skywalker too. Embrace the endless trash

Chiss call force users skywalkers in nu-canon

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008

Aka NEW MERCH!!!

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

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I called it back when Rebels was wrapping up btw. I knew they were gonna bring Palps back as soon as they introduced the time travel shenanigans. That blue swirl of fire stuff that flies out of that shaft is actually him going through a time portal.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Rey could choose the name skywalker since she doesn’t have a last name.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



I mostly liked TLJ and I didn’t see this teaser as a gently caress you in any way.:shrug:

I loved it and I’m extremely down with Palpatine coming back in whatever form.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
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euphronius posted:

Rey could choose the name skywalker since she doesn’t have a last name.

I hope it's given to her by an Imperial desk jockey.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Pops Mgee posted:

I called it back when Rebels was wrapping up btw. I knew they were gonna bring Palps back as soon as they introduced the time travel shenanigans. That blue swirl of fire stuff that flies out of that shaft is actually him going through a time portal.

Geez. We've gone from the glove of Darth Vader to the Shaft of Palpatine. Weird how they fetishize even the PARTS of these guys.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



euphronius posted:

Endor was the planet. The forest moon isn’t named.

The moon and the planet have the same name apparently, so yes, Endor is the moon as well.

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Vinylshadow
Mar 20, 2017

TheBuilder posted:

So I guess this means they are going back to Endor?



Does Endor have oceans?

...I mean, a small moon landed on it, and it's been three decades

Of course the climate would change

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