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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

sugar free jazz posted:

Oh, deary me
My brother Theon's in his bedroom groveling
I tell him he should get up 'cause it's pathetic you see
He can't be bothered 'cause he's just lost his wee
I ask him very nicely if he'd like to sail at sea
I can't even see him 'cause all he does is flee
Don't understand how he can even pee
My baby brother Theon, how I wish that you could see

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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
HAHAHAHAHAHAH HE HAS NO DICK! FUNNY! RIGHT?!

No not really...he was funnier when he hosed girls with a soft dick.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

You mean you dont immediately deflate to flaccid as youre ejaculating?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
You try maintaining a hard-on while someone delivers exposition.

That poo poo is a mood killer.

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Theon in general is grand stand-up comedy, look how he won that fist fight by being hit in the dick but he smiled instead

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Goons Are Great posted:

Theon in general is grand stand-up comedy, look how he won that fist fight by being hit in the dick but he smiled instead

Theon completely no-selling that nutshot is about all I remember from last season, aside from the RPG party Jon put together to kidnap a single wight.

That wight fighting part was so confusingly edited; I remember thinking Tormund died three times, but it was always just some rando Wildling that they had brought with them for cannon fodder.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Just finished the season 8 first episode, I liked the part when Jon hesitated, then nodded slowly. “Can you climb down, or shall I bring a ladder?”.
“Oh, bleed that,” the little man said. He pushed himself off the ledge into empty air. Jon gasped, then watched with awe as Tyrion Lannister spun around in a tight ball, landed lightly on his hands, then vaulted backward onto his legs.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I really wish GRRM had kept the :krad: acrobat Tyrion from the first few chapters of the book.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



When theon got kicked in the balls it was nothing but when the hound kicked brienne in the balls she shrieked and went down

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I wish a giant woman would suck on Tormunds balls.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6rQiokqyJY

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjDentEr9c4

There you have it, from the mouth of the author. Euron winning and Daenerys getting poo flinged will be canon

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Big Beef City posted:

I want an at at to step on an ewok

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I haven't watched this show since about halfway through Season 2 but I'm going to a "premier party" or whatev tomorrow because I have nothing else to do and there will be booze. Gonna see how I long I can play it off.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
there is a thread for it in TVIV. It's just, you know....kind of a token gesture at this point

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Just shout hold the door at people and you'll be super popular.

Well, among a bunch of mindless losers who throw GoT parties. But you do you.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
The constant recasting of SO MANY roles did piss me off a lot. The occasional thing out of sheer necessity, eh sure. But nothing says “we’re making this up as we go along with no longterm planning of any kind” like swapping out actors. Even poo poo like the three eyed raven and the spooky kids changing appearance, all your second guessing as to how they look should be done before filming begins, not a season later.

etalian posted:

Is it wrong to think the Shame nun was hot?

*ring ring Shame!*

Not at all. They tried to hide how hot that actress is, and almost succeeded. Almost.

El Padrino
Dec 24, 2005

No es nada personal, solo negocios.

etalian posted:

Is it wrong to think the Shame nun was hot?

*ring ring Shame!*

I remember the articles about how hot septa nutella was after the shame episode aired

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





El Padrino posted:

septa nutella

lol is that really her name

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Bronn was in a 90s pop duo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Need a new thread title. Go!

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Need a new thread title. Go!

God I hope there's tits

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Walter White dies killing Dumbledore's pregnant queen

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Got: returning to our incestuous roots

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
I think if you watch LOTR and The Day After Tomorrow superimposed on each other it’s a pretty good substitute for the show.

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
Also I’ll be disappointed if Cersei doesn’t go full evil and force her maester to help her become the Night Queen somehow. Like raise one of her cousins as a zombie so she can get zombie powers from his undead inbred dong.

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009
What? It can’t be that gu—

* eyes self immolate*
The gently caress?
Aw, Bronn.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Need a new thread title. Go!

What’s wrong with the current one? It’s barely a week old

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

What’s wrong with the current one? It’s barely a week old

*lowers envelope from forehead, opens and reads*

“What you say when Lord Walder Frey complains about his new wife”

Alan G
Dec 27, 2003

obviously I hosed it posted:

What? It can’t be that gu—

* eyes self immolate*
The gently caress?
Aw, Bronn.

At the same time he was in a terrible show called Soldier Soldier too. You can find cd singles of the group covering 60s hits in any good bargain bin. During the period he did cover sings he still wrote more original material than grrm has in past decade etc etc

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

ilmucche posted:

Got: returning to our incestuous roots

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

I have never seen an intelligent person watching GoT.

The HBO company is very mad at me - that's okay, I'll still keep watching that garbage.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



fun fact: george rr martin's two middle names are rape and rape

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

lezard_valeth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjDentEr9c4

There you have it, from the mouth of the author. Euron winning and Daenerys getting poo flinged will be canon

god drat it listening to his voice ruins everything. I knew a guy who had his exact voice and he didnt bathe and left shitflecks on the toilet because he didn't wipe and he humped his mattress. and that's exactly the ending that guy would have had.


superjew posted:

Also I’ll be disappointed if Cersei doesn’t go full evil and force her maester to help her become the Night Queen somehow. Like raise one of her cousins as a zombie so she can get zombie powers from his undead inbred dong.

Nah, there's a dragon. We're almost certainly getting Jon's curtain call as the new Night King on the back of an undead dragon.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
GoT Final Thread: gently caress you loser assholes

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

GoT Final Season: Imagine how awful the spinoffs will be

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Got: Snape kills Dumbledore. Bruce Willis is a ghost. Ed Norton is Tyler Durden.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
GOT Finale: Just Wait For The Books

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

GOT Finale: Just Wait For The Books

haha, good luck with that

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Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Post-climax ending is five minutes of Hot Pie sweeping the floor of the inn while a minstrel band plays Green Onions.

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