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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

is that a mustache?

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sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
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sincx has issued a correction as of 05:28 on Mar 23, 2021

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/latentexistence/status/1115565389797314560?s=19

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


They're like a few years late with this but good.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Once again, Socialism, which is not based on generating profit, demonstrates its superior environmental record compare to capitalism

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Brutal dictator Xi Jinping crushes individual liberty to destroy biosphere in pursuit of fantasy coins. Horrible!!

Mantis42 has issued a correction as of 18:53 on Apr 9, 2019

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Mantis42 posted:

Brutal dictator Xi Jinping destroys individual liberty to destroy biosphere in pursuit of fantasy coins. Horrible!! smash late-stage capitalism. Wonderfull!!

Typo has issued a correction as of 18:54 on Apr 9, 2019

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
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sincx has issued a correction as of 05:28 on Mar 23, 2021

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman Geng Shuang said in March the "reincarnation of living Buddhas including the Dalai Lama must comply with Chinese laws and regulations and follow religious rituals and historical conventions."

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

I wonder if Xi has a handpicked dalai ready to go or if they're hoping that the current one dying will let them snuff out any Buddhists left in Tibet.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Grapplejack posted:

I wonder if Xi has a handpicked dalai ready to go or if they're hoping that the current one dying will let them snuff out any Buddhists left in Tibet.

well you see the curernt Dalai lama had already selected a child (Panchen Lama) to be reincarnated into, in order to safeguard this child from CIA assassins (who will kill him and pick their own successor to use Buddhism to create a "tibetan mujaheddin" against china) and also to make sure reincarnation laws are upheld he has being taken into protective cusody

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Xi Jinping is the People's Lama.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
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sincx has issued a correction as of 05:28 on Mar 23, 2021

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
kundun was a very effective piece of cinema and the usa would be a better place if our entertainment industry tried to at the very least equal it.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

sincx posted:

I'm still impressed at how successful the CIA has been with Tibet.

Still no where near as good with this sort of stuff as the Russians though.

the chinese government is too good at heart to blow hundreds of their own people to smithereens to create an excuse to blow tens of thousands of foreigners to smithereens

tino
Jun 4, 2018

by Smythe
Side note I was reading some anthropology book about shamans in some african country (probably SA or Zimbabwe). I was surprised to learn that they have reincarnation of shamans. And each village has elits own shaman and reincarnated child.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

tino posted:

Side note I was reading some anthropology book about shamans in some african country (probably SA or Zimbabwe). I was surprised to learn that they have reincarnation of shamans. And each village has elits own shaman and reincarnated child.

Don't talk to me or my son self ever again

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

sincx posted:

I'm still impressed at how successful the CIA has been with Tibet.

Still no where near as good with this sort of stuff as the Russians though.

when has the CIA not bumbled their way into accidental success due to relative infinite resources vs their claimed masterful narratives that end up being written

CountFosco
Jan 9, 2012

Welcome back to the Liturgigoon thread, friend.

sincx posted:

I'm still impressed at how successful the CIA has been with Tibet.

Still no where near as good with this sort of stuff as the Russians though.

What success, exactly? For all of the pro-Tibet rhetoric the West has had poured into it, China seems just as secure in their Tibetan possessions as ever. And I hardly ever hear about "free tibet" messaging these days compared to the nineties where it was huge.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

CountFosco posted:

What success, exactly? For all of the pro-Tibet rhetoric the West has had poured into it, China seems just as secure in their Tibetan possessions as ever. And I hardly ever hear about "free tibet" messaging these days compared to the nineties where it was huge.

This is true and demonstrates the effectiveness the Communist party has being at defending Chinese sovereignty and avoid a "Tibetan Afghanistan"

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016
https://twitter.com/MrAlAnderson/status/1116482333044092929?s=19

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i'm really proud this thread has become the internet's one-stop shop for xi posting

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

i'm really proud this thread has become the internet's one-stop shop for xi-t posting

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
o_O

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/12/millions-of-chinese-youth-volunteers-to-be-sent-to-villages-in-echo-of-mao-policy

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
america represents the yugoloths of this hell realm

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
:yeah:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
xi has the solution to gamers

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

i'm really proud this thread has become the internet's one-stop shop for xi posting

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1117404637693218816

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

that's the first video of a Chinese construction worker I've seen where no one died.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


copy, paste Shenzhen

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

the dancing is ok but not as impressive as that he does all that in construction boots lmao holy poo poo

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





is this thread more fun and nice than its first two pages might imply

i just emerged from a wiki hole that started at Beijing's new airport

so much infrastructure :china:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





lol they're gonna turn a farming town in the Beijing metro area into a second capital ("HQ2" lmao) because they feel like it

probably pisses off lots of people in the town but darn at that go get 'em attitude

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

juche avocado posted:

is this thread more fun and nice than its first two pages might imply

i just emerged from a wiki hole that started at Beijing's new airport

so much infrastructure :china:

We mainly talk in circles about things we heard second hand actually

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





sounds good 2 me

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






lol

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

this is a demonstration that, unlike capitalism where workers are alienated from their labor and are miserable, workers are happy to go to their job under socialism. And will dance in celebration of their many accomplishments.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx has issued a correction as of 05:28 on Mar 23, 2021

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Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

post the china daily panda videos imo, they're A+ worth watching.

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