Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Herr Tog: Jun 18, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Anarcho-Commissar posted:

Soviet Samus

Madurai posted:

I am ready to Escape from Flavortown.

Knobb Manwich posted:

Unsurprising that a neckbeard that into 40k/hello kitty wouldn't be familiar with washing.

LordAba posted:

*AHEM* This rocks.

This was a really good page. I'm proud of you lads.

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frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Moola posted:

MORALE BROKEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Q4EVpIFIk&t=16s

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fallingdownjoe: Mar 16, 2007; Please love me

Apparently this is a Blood Bowl player

# ? Apr 10, 2019 19:36

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

Don't hate the player hate the game.

# ? Apr 10, 2019 20:29

Hauki: May 11, 2010

im the crotchskull

# ? Apr 10, 2019 20:39

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Seems like a p normal cyanide witch elf.

# ? Apr 10, 2019 22:07

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Hauki posted:

im the crotchskull

For just a second it looked like a little ween with a sack to me.

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Moola: Aug 16, 2006

a weapon to surpass metal gear

# ? Apr 11, 2019 23:34

HebrewMagic: Jul 19, 2012; Police Assault In Progress

I love me a walker with pants

# ? Apr 11, 2019 23:36

Moose-Alini: Sep 11, 2001; Not always so

It�s a 41st millennium evangelion.

# ? Apr 11, 2019 23:45

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I feel like it shouldn't have a safety rail.

# ? Apr 11, 2019 23:49

Wanted By Weed: Aug 14, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Karamazov's new servitor-powered Throne-Engine lookin' rough.

Wanted By Weed fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Apr 12, 2019

# ? Apr 11, 2019 23:54

Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Moola posted:

a weapon to surpass metal gear

when ur forge world has advanced weaponry but not a Big & Tall

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Battle Mad Ronin: Aug 26, 2017

Nebalebadingdong posted:

when ur forge world has advanced weaponry but not a Big & Tall

They have the technology. They just choose not to use it for religious reasons.

# ? Apr 12, 2019 08:41

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Moola posted:

a weapon to surpass metal gear

M.U.S.C.L.E. priest.

# ? Apr 12, 2019 11:00

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 4 days!

Moola posted:

MORALE BROKEN

Face down, rear end up, that's the way the Adeptus Astartes likes to deliver their gene-seed

# ? Apr 12, 2019 11:19

w00tmonger: Mar 9, 2011; F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Moola posted:

a weapon to surpass metal gear

I dig this

# ? Apr 12, 2019 14:22

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Face down, rear end up, that's the way the Adeptus Astartes likes to deliver their gene-seed

ASMAB
All Space Marines Are Bottoms

# ? Apr 12, 2019 18:38

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

# ? Apr 12, 2019 19:23

grassy gnoll: Aug 27, 2006; The pawsting business is tough work.

2] Come here, sweaty...

# ? Apr 12, 2019 21:35

Thanqol: Feb 15, 2012; because our character has the 'poet' trait, this update shall be told in the format of a rap battle.

Moola posted:

a weapon to surpass metal gear

I did exactly this with my discount off-brand custodian guard.

Full gallery: https://imgur.com/a/zVvpN76

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Wazzu: Feb 28, 2008; Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

fallingdownjoe posted:

Apparently this is a Blood Bowl player

You can find hundreds of titty amazons, heaps of sexy dark elves, and some other pointlessly sexy teams. It's unfortunately far too common.

# ? Apr 13, 2019 07:12

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

Wazzu posted:

You can find hundreds of titty amazons, heaps of sexy dark elves, and some other pointlessly sexy teams. It's unfortunately far too common.

uh excuse me

# ? Apr 13, 2019 08:43

Z the IVth: Jan 28, 2009; The trouble with your "expendable machines"; Fun Shoe

mike12345 posted:

uh excuse me

Proper ruggers don't wear body armour.

# ? Apr 13, 2019 12:59

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Some thin foam shoulder padding is legal and common. I think women (but not men) can also wear some chest padding if they want to.

# ? Apr 13, 2019 13:10

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

That is american football, right? The men's game is kinda famous for shoulder pads, helmets and such protective things. Also, more fabric.

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HebrewMagic: Jul 19, 2012; Police Assault In Progress

And steroids.

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Moola: Aug 16, 2006

and brain damage

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LordAba: Oct 22, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Moola posted:

and brain damage

Remember when a football player shot himself in the chest so he could donate his brain to science to determine the impact of concussions on his mental state? Fun times!

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Moola: Aug 16, 2006

LordAba posted:

Remember when a football player shot himself in the chest so he could donate his brain to science to determine the impact of concussions on his mental state? Fun times!

no but I remember when a football player shot several players on the pitch then said "life's a bitch" before shooting himself in the head

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