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PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Gaz-L posted:

It's probably about half that they were more woke, and half that as Meltzer said, people won't boo their childhood. Someone doing an impression of the guy from their childhood who was a bad man, sure, but when Real American starts, a lot of people are 8 years old in their PJs again.

They should give Baron Corbin “Real American” imo

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/1117507553858965504

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

jesus WEP posted:

isnt she the one who took insane liberties with someone she was working with and hosed their arm up real bad, or something?

flashy_mcflash posted:

quote:
TNATROLL3 days ago 

GFW Fans: (parody to All Star by Smash Mouth) 

At TripleMania, Sexy Star injured Rosemary with an arm bar 
She’s lucky the Demon Assassin didn’t retaliate with some mist spitting 
I heard it from Joseph Park that Sexy Star’s her own biggest mark 
Rosemary didn’t do anything because she didn’t want to end up in a Mexican prison 

Congrats to Eddie Edwards on his GHC title win 
Even when he acts serious, he can’t hide his grin 
I heard a rumor and I don’t know if it’s a true story 
But apparently RVD wanted to change BFG to Bong for Glory 
When Bruce Prichard’s on TV, some people develop Tourette's 
Jim Cornette’s going to get Kongo Kong to wear a singlet
Eli Drake has a golden voice and silver tongue 
Don’t ever doubt or underestimate the defiant one 

Hey now, GFW fans, every Thursday night, it’s time to watch Impact 
Hey now, GFW fans, wouldn’t it be great if at BFG, Austin Aries came back 
Eli Drake’s always focused and hungry 
If you never thought he’d be world champion, he’ll call you a dummy 

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Drew McIntyre posted:

the 4th line has 15 extra syllables, after that i stopped

Nessus posted:

I'm used to parody songs having iffy flow but this is like, the anti-flow equation.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

To the tune of Girls just want to have fun (Cindy Lopper parody)
Sexy Star the girl just wants to break ar-arms
Ooh oh oh Sexy star, AAA Luchadora , Just wants to break ar-arms.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

To the tune of Stan, by Eminem:

Let's go Cena!
Cena sucks!

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
To the tune of Stan Hansen
Suuuuuuunriiiiiiiiiiise
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/mauroranallo/status/1117334015483072517

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

finally someone declares their drug money as investments properly.

https://twitter.com/LeonScott/status/1115698246758883328

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

coconono posted:

finally someone declares their drug money as investments properly.

https://twitter.com/LeonScott/status/1115698246758883328

They should fly in MJF to run them all down for being a bunch of potheads.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

meanwhile, in JAPAN

https://twitter.com/JordynneGrace/status/1117700226008088576

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/lukeharperwwe/status/1117890042838433793?s=21

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1117866503389323264

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

If the arena had blacked out and the speakers started playing thunder sounds, as Sting completed his 22 year plan for revenge on Hogan which included working for him for several years in two different promotions, then maybe I would watch the HOF. Or the clip on YouTube.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
if the arena had blacked out hogan woulda bolted outta there asap

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Seams posted:

if the arena had blacked out hogan woulda bolted outta there asap

Or he would have called the arena the n word.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Chris James 2 posted:

Also she blamed breaking Rosemary's arm on Rosemary

It was so unjustifiably disgusting people like Cody immediately publicly called for a blackball

https://twitter.com/codyrhodes/status/901989835266719745

https://twitter.com/JumpinJeffYep/status/902117902295470080

@coldtakesexposed

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/1117988127145066496

:yeah:

Lacey managing to get no reaction at all during her match was pretty great.

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Is that just because she took credit for the women’s main event? Or did she do something else even dumber?

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Angry Grimace posted:

Is that just because she took credit for the women’s main event? Or did she do something else even dumber?

No, that tweet's from 2017 when she freaked out in mid-match, shot on Rosemary for no apparent reason and broke her arm.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Angry Grimace posted:

Is that just because she took credit for the women’s main event? Or did she do something else even dumber?

That's from when she shot on Rosemary. Cody said "Yeah she's never working in any locker room I'm in." and I know plenty of people were like "lol as if he has the authority to keep anybody out of any locker room", fast forward to now and.... :v:

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

i mean you would be only marginally dumber to think that now than then, since he was obviously gonna get whatever he wanted wherever he was booked at the time

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

DarkstarIV posted:

https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/1117988127145066496

:yeah:

Lacey managing to get no reaction at all during her match was pretty great.

Lacey is going to get killed dead in this program. She is not even vaguely ready for this. It’s not even go away hate or Baron Corbin heat. People just legit don’t give a gently caress.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
The crowd has no clue what they're supposed to do with Lacey because all they've been doing is watching her wander in and out with zero purpose for ages (including loving Wrestlemania). They have no context, it's not even clear if she's a face or heel.

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

The crowd has no clue what they're supposed to do with Lacey because all they've been doing is watching her wander in and out with zero purpose for ages (including loving Wrestlemania). They have no context, it's not even clear if she's a face or heel.

It’s a clearly unlikable gimmick on purpose. And she has gotten way too much exposure to get stone dead silence if there is anything there.

Honestly the funniest part is them acting like they denied us of something good by having Natalya not get a match with Becky even though that match probably sucks because Becky is a good not great worker and Natalya is super average (IMO)

Becky burying fan reaction of a person who is decidedly not over in any way is probably a bad sign.

Angry Grimace fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Apr 16, 2019

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

It's an unlikable gimmick but she's a hard working mom support are troops. :911:

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
its a dumb gimmick and shes been booked poorly and she hasnt done anything to make the audience give a poo poo about her in any way, but have you considered that shes well-liked backstage?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Seams posted:

its a dumb gimmick and shes been booked poorly and she hasnt done anything to make the audience give a poo poo about her in any way, but have you considered that shes well-liked backstage?

Only one person has to like her, homie

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I am the person who has to like the wrestlers. and I hate them all!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Cavauro posted:

I am the person who has to like the wrestlers. and I hate them all!

Explains a lot about their ratings

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
I don't watch the shows - has Lacey even had a singles match on the main roster yet?

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Hedgehog Pie posted:

I don't watch the shows - has Lacey even had a singles match on the main roster yet?

She did today and implied she hosed Vince to get the match.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hedgehog Pie posted:

I don't watch the shows - has Lacey even had a singles match on the main roster yet?

If you take NXT out of the equation (as per your question) then she has had 20 matches over the four months of her main roster call-up. Of those:

- 14 have been on house shows
- 3 have been dark matches (2 on Smackdown, 1 on Main Event)
- 1 has been on PPV (the Royal Rumble)
- 1 has been on Main Event
- 1 has been on Raw

So three main roster televised matches, one of which was a multi-woman Rumble match.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



And she lost the Main Event match, which was her debut. Against Natayla.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Davros1 posted:

And she lost the Main Event match, which was her debut. Against Natayla.

What even is WWE anymore?

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Stone Pitbull 141 posted:

What even is WWE anymore?

Its the viking experience and the fans are Anglo saxons

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Lacey Evans' walking out gimmick was Eva Marie's but without the personal announcer, and without the joy that only Eva Marie can bring.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/KillianDain/status/1118117597881483264

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Damo :smith:

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I’m ready for the Big Damo singles push

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