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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

If the pay isn't high enough to motivate workers to routinely exchange their labor for it, maybe the pay is too low? :thunk:

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pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004
Going to the doctor for a note is lame but if its ER I just tell them to bring their discharge papers and if someone gets hurt at work when I give them the WC packet I also tell them to make sure they ask for the work duties release form.

I'm a fuckin monster

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

pile of brown posted:

Going to the doctor for a note is lame but if its ER I just tell them to bring their discharge papers and if someone gets hurt at work when I give them the WC packet I also tell them to make sure they ask for the work duties release form.

I'm a fuckin monster

There's a huge difference between documentation regarding returning to work, proper work duties upon returning or applying accrued sick or PTO hours vs demanding bullshit, expensive and extraneous paperwork because someone has a 24 hour bug or is peeing out their butt or needs a loving day off.

I literally have managed thousands of people and have managed to treat them with respect and humanity - AMA

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
If the free market isn't paying a high enough wage to incentivise staff to come in rather than spend time with loved ones then it is a failing of the employer to offer sufficient incentive and not the staff for taking the day off

Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

If an employee has a pattern of bad attendance and calling out, you do what other people above has mentioned. Address it privately, set down in writing some expectations that can work for you both, and then fire their rear end if they can't stick to the agreement. If they aren't reliable then you aren't anymore short handed than you were before firing them because you could never be certain of their performance anyway.

Same as an employee though. gently caress putting up with bullshit. If you can make it a few weeks between pay checks (a big ask I know) just quit your lovely job. It always pays to keep an eye on the job ads.

TheParadigm
Dec 10, 2009

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

I literally have managed thousands of people and have managed to treat them with respect and humanity - AMA

Whats the most frivolous orridiculous use of/excuse for a darn, i need a day off sickday that you've let slide?

Counterpoint, whats the one that made you laugh that someone had the balls to try it, and went 'haha no' for?

I understand there's degrees of imposition and inconvenience, and indivudual rapport/context matters - i'm both curious where the line lays, and fishing for funny stories at the same time.

Naelyan
Jul 21, 2007

Fun Shoe

TheParadigm posted:

Whats the most frivolous orridiculous use of/excuse for a darn, i need a day off sickday that you've let slide?

All of my staff are aware that if they need a day off for any reason, whether it's because they're ill or they need a mental health day or their dog is sick or their sister just had a bad breakup and can't stop crying or they're hungover as gently caress, they can tell me (with reasonable notice) "Chef I need a personal day today" and know my answer will be "no problem, we'll get you covered, let me know asap if you need tomorrow too". You'd think that this kind of loose management would mean people call out constantly, but instead, because I treat my staff with a modicum of respect they do the same to me and not only do they not abuse the policy, they pretty quickly offer to cover other people's shifts if that's what's needed. It's loving crazy, I know. In the last 4-5 years that I can remember, I've only had to have attendance-issues meetings with two people, one of whom had some persistent health concerns and I helped him find a job that was more accommodating to his needs (he was dishwashing for me and as it got worse he was less able to stand for longer than 30 minutes at a time), and the other one was a lovely employee who I soon fired for various reasons.

So I guess to answer your question, I got a call once and as soon as I picked up I heard my cook say "Chef, I'm sad. I'm just... I'm just sad. I can't do today." So I checked that she had someone in the house with her and told her I was around if she needed to talk at any point. Zero regrets. 10/10 calling in sick. Would do again.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Coasterphreak posted:

The problem is the twenty-two-year-olds that wake up with a hangover ten minutes after they should have been on their way in claiming they're "sick" which tends to be pretty common.

Who cares?

If they make a habit of it, manage them out. Otherwise, it's not really anyone's business why someone calls out sick.

I've worked the other side too, in the bakery, where we were a 5 person staff and if I called out nobody would be in to bake and deliver breakfast. I did that for well over 2 years, 6 nights a week, before I took a day off due to sickness and got guilt-tripped heavily for it.

It was hell, and half of why I quit and left the industry for better paying grounds where management doesn't expect that level of commitment as a baseline.

Liquid Communism fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Apr 14, 2019

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



edit: ehhh, that was a stupid TMI post

JacquelineDempsey fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Apr 15, 2019

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


I have the uncanny ...luck? of illness usually happening on my assigned days off.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Hey everyone, I don't work in the industry but I like reading this thread to get perspectives from the other side of things. This weekend I made brunch for a few friends and I guess I reached a little bit for the stars when I attempted to make eggs benedict for 4 people. Making hollandaise, poaching eggs, and plating everything for 4 by myself was a loving adventure. How the hell is that sustainable at all in a restaurant setting? I know there are more people working in the back but that sort of thing seems so labor intensive. What are the industry tricks for this? Do you just make a huge batch of hollandaise ahead of time? What about the poached eggs? There must be something that allows you to poach multiples at once. Or do you just scream into the void if a table orders 4 eggs benedict?

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

For large batches you poach them and put them in an ice bath right away and hold them like that. When an order comes in you put however many you need into simmering water to reheat.
The hollendase you'd make in a big batch and hold it in a bain marie of hot water or a thermal carafe.

TheParadigm
Dec 10, 2009

ha hah a ha. Hello friend, and welcome to the deep end.

The secret to all this is organization and being able to cook more than one thing at once.

I'm going to break your questions down a bit so its easier to manage.

deedee megadoodoo posted:

Making hollandaise, poaching eggs, and plating everything for 4 by myself was a loving adventure. How the hell is that sustainable at all in a restaurant setting?

What are the industry tricks for this? Do you just make a huge batch of hollandaise ahead of time? What about the poached eggs? There must be something that allows you to poach multiples at once.

Or do you just scream into the void if a table orders 4 eggs benedict?

For the eggs you use a big shallow pot. Keep it heated but not boiling, add a splash of vinegar, and grab your slooted spoon. basically you crack the eggs outside of the pot into a small transfer bowl, THEN give it a stir before adding eggs - the circular motion keeps eggs from stirring - then add the eggs into poach. Timer starts as soon as they're in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIvpbSEboYI Here's an illustrated guide to the trick.

Doing more than 2 eggs at once - double the water, bring it like 2/3 or 3/4 of the way up. WHen i worked brunch, i could easily work 6-8 eggs at once. Don't be afraid to use the spoon, pull an egg out and poke it to see if its done.

Ideally, you make a batch of hollandaise ahead of time and keep it hot (this is a struggle and very classic health concern because hollandaise exists within the danger zone of temperature, and high holds can ruin it and low holds can make it cold and yucky to serve), so there's 2-3 ways of coping with this: In a restaurant setting, make enough to last 2-4 hours and pitch/remake every so often as needed, and try to keep it hot/covered, add splashes of hot water if/when it dehydrates, and hope the butter doesn't seperate by keeping it too hot because then you're just in trouble.

Poaching eggs are the longest part. In a restaurant setting you get the toppings working and muffins toasting right after. I'm guessing you ran into the 'my toaster only fits 2 english muffins at a time' problem and didn't think of skillet-toasting with butter in the pan instead, and/or using the oven?

We still scream if that happens its not just you. Cooks have experience coping brunch induced ptsd prepare ahead of time[s] to get crushed.


What was your kitchen arrangement for your brunch party, and in what order did you make what, and what were your 'problem spots' or felt like a chore?'

Naelyan
Jul 21, 2007

Fun Shoe
Part of it is just having done the thing hundreds (or thousands) of times. At this point I can dump a dozen eggs into a rondeau (the large shallow pot mentioned above) and walk away to do other things, and my brain just tells me when to walk back over and pull the eggs out. There are also tricks like pulling the eggs out 45 seconds too early and just letting them hang out on a plate for a few minutes while you finish everything else, then dropping them back in the water for 20 seconds to have nice hot fresh eggs. Also it probably took you 25 minutes to make hollandaise (this isn't a shot at you, just an observation) whereas I've seen breakfast cooks knock out a new 20-person batch of hollandaise in 4 minutes when the old one split unexpectedly. The last place I did breakfast, I was the only one that touched any of the hot food (eggs, meat proteins, hot sides, pancakes/waffles, crepes, french toast, etc) and sometimes I'd have 30+ seats come in at a time, that's just the way the kitchen was set up. Organization is the key.

The post above all has good tricks and practices to keep in mind, but the biggest thing is just having everything ready and available (don't be rooting through your fridge crisper for spinach or be trying to cut up your veg) before you start the actual cooking. Mise en place = everything in its place, and it's a good motto to have even at home if you're cooking something complicated or for a large number of people. Plan out (even go so far as to write a list if it's complicated) the order of everything and estimated cooking times, and you'll see a much better flow. I can guarantee that you spent as much time bouncing back and forth between tasks or thinking about what to do next as you did actually cooking, whereas if you have a plan for 'heat pan > biscuits in oven > drop eggs in pot > reheat meat > saute veg > put biscuits on plate > pull eggs from water, season > meat on biscuits > veg on meat > eggs on veg > sauce that poo poo > serve', it'll go a whole lot smoother.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
And sometimes restaurants gently caress up too. I bumped into a food runner once at my old place, poached egg rolled off the eggs bene and was so over done it bounced.

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006
You probably didn’t drink enough Monster.

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004
kiwi red bulls

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
it helps if you know that someone is going to yell/be passive aggressive at you if you take too long

but yeah, write out your whole process if a recipe is new to you and figure out what steps you can do ahead of time and hold until it's needed, what steps you can cook in parallel, and always have premeasured quantities of all seasoning and ingredients in an easily accessible location

knife skills, developing an internal timer, etc. are all real helpful in getting it done fast, but organization is the majority of it

GhostofJohnMuir fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Apr 16, 2019

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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A lot of it never goes away. I still pull stuff out of the oven on smell and a quick poke to test for spring.

Chef De Cuisinart
Oct 31, 2010

Brandy does in fact, in my experience, contribute to Getting Down.
Same. I can usually look, poke, or smell something and know if it's done.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Thanks for all the responses guys. I'm pretty organized in the kitchen so I thought it would be easier. It really just came down to timing everything and not being able to really focus on more than one thing at a time. I feel like I'm a pretty good home cook, but restaurant is a whole other level. I have so much respect for you guys because I was losing my cool trying to get 4 plates out. I can't fathom what a busy service would be like. And it seems like one person loving something up would really just screw up the rhythm of everything. (I would be the person loving everything up).

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

deedee megadoodoo posted:

(I would be the person loving everything up).

this is often an entire “professional” kitchen

Chef De Cuisinart
Oct 31, 2010

Brandy does in fact, in my experience, contribute to Getting Down.
Every kitchen is always in the weeds. I've done events where labor, food cost, etc. had absolutely no limit, and we were in the weeds for like a week just because there wasn't enough storage/refrigeration or chef's vision was loving retarded and required way too many cooks for action stations, etc.

I can't think of many times in my 15 years of cooking where things were chill, except maybe the banquet off season, but even then, all my cooks went on vacation, so the skeleton crew was stretched thin because we still had to be open 5a to midnight.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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The only events I have ever had be chill were weddings where all I was expected to do was arrive, drop off the cake, and vacate without interacting with anyone but the wedding planner, who was an old friend of the bakery.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
I feel like chefs and KMs would be able to rapidly transfer into project management fields.

ApolloSuna
Sep 15, 2018

Discendo Vox posted:

I feel like chefs and KMs would be able to rapidly transfer into project management fields.

Funny thing, this is what Im trying to get into.

Chef De Cuisinart
Oct 31, 2010

Brandy does in fact, in my experience, contribute to Getting Down.

Discendo Vox posted:

I feel like chefs and KMs would be able to rapidly transfer into project management fields.

Nah, we get frustrated and just do the work ourselves.


So this job is pretty bomb, I order and sell cheese 8 hours a day, with 2 union mandated 10min paid breaks, and a 30min lunch. In at 5, gone by 2. Haven't been yelled at, insulted, talked down to, or verbally abused in any way.

I can safely say that I will never cook professionally again, unless I am the sole owner/operator.

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



Chef De Cuisinart posted:

Nah, we get frustrated and just do the work ourselves.


So this job is pretty bomb, I order and sell cheese 8 hours a day, with 2 union mandated 10min paid breaks, and a 30min lunch. In at 5, gone by 2. Haven't been yelled at, insulted, talked down to, or verbally abused in any way.

I can safely say that I will never cook professionally again, unless I am the sole owner/operator.


Woah you left cheffing?

Rama of Ra
Sep 7, 2005
~Where's Sitka? Right about the middle of your thumb.~

Chef De Cuisinart posted:

Nah, we get frustrated and just do the work ourselves.


So this job is pretty bomb, I order and sell cheese 8 hours a day, with 2 union mandated 10min paid breaks, and a 30min lunch. In at 5, gone by 2. Haven't been yelled at, insulted, talked down to, or verbally abused in any way.

I can safely say that I will never cook professionally again, unless I am the sole owner/operator.

:yeah:

Good luck on living the dream.

I’ve been scheduled my day off in the middle of the week lately, which is something weird and new, but it allows me to actually do LifeThings on my day off. Today tho I’m just watching the news... I guess cause I’m not used to being, like, comfortable and non-sweaty during what would normally constitute work hours.

Boss told me last night to start thinking of a menu to feature with a beer and whiskey tasting event. I know how this goes so I’m just waiting for her to tell me what she really wants to feature so I can just gussy that up a little instead of investing my heart into something that will be completely gutted anyways.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
It might be tl;dr, but my feelings about the industry are best stated by Charles Mingus in his classic "the Clown."

quote:

Man, there was this clown, and he was a real happy guy, a real happy guy, he had all these greens and all these yellows and all these oranges bubbling around inside of him. And he had just one thing he wanted in this world, he just wanted to make people laugh, that’s all he wanted out of this world, he was a real happy guy


Let me tell you about this clown, he used to a raise a sweat every night out on the stage and just wouldn't stop, that’s how hard he worked. He was trying to make people laugh. He used to have this cute little gimmick where he had a seal follow him up and down a step-ladder, blowing Columbia Gem of the Ocean out on a B-flat scale Sears-Roebuck a model 1322 A plastic bugle, a real cute act, but they didn’t laugh, well you know, a few little things here and there, but not really, and he was booking out in all these tank towns, playing the rotary clubs, the Kiwanis clubs and the American legion hall; and he just wasn't making it, but he had all these wonderful things going on inside of him, all these greens and yellows and all these oranges, he was a real happy guy, and all he wanted to do was to make these people laugh, that’s all he wanted out of this world, to make people laugh, and then something began to grow, something that just wasn't good began growing inside of his head


You know, it’s a funny thing. Something began to trouble this clown, you know little things, little things once in a while would happen, that would make that crowed begin to move, but they were never the right things, like for example the time the seal got sick on the stage, all over the stage, the crowd just, just broke out, little things like that. And they weren't suppose to in the act, and they weren't supposed to be funny. This began to trouble him, and it bothered him. And this little thing began to grow inside of him. And all those greens and all those oranges and all those yellows, they just weren't as bright as they used to be. And all he wanted to do was to make that crowd laugh, that’s all he wanted to do. There was this one night in Dubuque when he was playing at the rotary club. All these dentists, these druggists, all these postmen sitting around, and they were a real cold bunch, nothing was happening. He was leaving the stage when he stumbled over his ladder and fell flat on his face, just flat on his face. When he stands up and he’s got this bloody nose and he looks out at the crowd and that crowd is just rolling on the floor, he’s just knocked them flat out, this begins to trouble and even more. He begins to see something, he begins to see something


And right about here things began to change, but really change. Not the least of which our clown changes his act. He bought himself a set of football pads, a yellow helmet with red stripes, hired a girl who dropped a five pound sack of flour on his head every night, maybe twenty feet up. Oh man!, what a bit, that just broke them up every night, but not like Dubuque. And all those colors, all those yellows, all those reds, all those oranges, a lot of gray in there now a lot of blue. And all he wanted was to make this crowd laugh, that’s all he wanted out of this world. They were laughing alright, not like Dubuque, but they were laughing, And all the dough started coming in. He was playing the big towns. Chicago, Detroit, and then it was Pittsburgh one night. A real fine town Pittsburgh, you know. But three quarters way through his act, a rope broke, down came the backdrop, right on the back of the neck, and he went flat and something broke, this was it. It hurt way down deep inside, he tried to get up. He looked out at the audience, and man, you should’ve, you should’ve, you should’ve seen that crowd. They was rolling in the aisle. This was bigger than Dubuque. This was bigger than Dubuque. But this was the last one... this was the last one. He knew now. Man he really knew now. But it was too late and all he wanted was to make this crowd laugh, and they were laughing, but now he knew. That was the end of the clown. And you should have seen the bookings come in. Man his agent was on the phone for 24 hours. The Palladium, MCA, William Morris. But it was too late. He really knew now. He really knew. He really knew now. William Morris sends regrets
Grats to everyone who got out.

Disargeria
May 6, 2010

All Good Things are Wild and Free!
I got accepted back into the school I dropped out of to pursue culinary and I've never been happier! Chase your real job dreams and let your culinary passion bloom in a nontoxic environment.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

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Chef De Cuisinart posted:

Nah, we get frustrated and just do the work ourselves.

That is the hardest thing to let go. I have to fight jumping in to problem solve for people when they start looking like they're in the weeds so they actually learn to do it.

Chef De Cuisinart
Oct 31, 2010

Brandy does in fact, in my experience, contribute to Getting Down.

Wroughtirony posted:

Woah you left cheffing?

I got really, really sick and my chefs more or less tried to kick me to the curb after I'd given them 60-80hrs a week for 2 years. Really puts poo poo into perspective.

Cooks seriously need to unionize already.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

So what are some good cheeses to buy nowadays?

Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

Chef De Cuisinart posted:

I got really, really sick and my chefs more or less tried to kick me to the curb after I'd given them 60-80hrs a week for 2 years. Really puts poo poo into perspective.

Cooks seriously need to unionize already.

Cooks need to cook management and the owners as next weeks special. It is way too easy to replace noisy cooks who want to be treated humanely with people who are "hungrier/more dedicated/of questionable legal status/stupid" than figure out how to actually run a business.

Chef De Cuisinart
Oct 31, 2010

Brandy does in fact, in my experience, contribute to Getting Down.
Re: Cheese

I dunno, haven't had anything amazing lately. Deep Ellum Bleu is pretty nice, and I've got a few wheels of a 6 year Gouda from Denmark that's pretty bomb. I'm just running the current stock for now, still got a few weeks before I can go hog wild and do things my way.

I also cannot keep my head out of the cooking game, saw the produce guys chucking all the carrot tops off the organics. Like guys, make pesto or pistou with that poo poo. Sell an 8oz deli to these oblivious rich white folks for $6. So uh, now we make carrot top pesto.

Mithross
Apr 27, 2011

Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.
I am seeking advice.

I’ve been a line cook for about 8 years, and I’ve spent the last year or so trying to jump up to Sous Chef. My current job is supposed to eventually end with me managing a small burger joint style restaurant, but my previous employer has contacted me to offer a sous position (which would also involve managing a restaurant, as one of three in a casino) at considerably more than my current pay, or even my expected pay should I take over my current location, although the exact amount is to be determined.

I go in tomorrow for negotiation and such, and am wondering: what should I ask? What do I need to find out, what should I get in writing, and so on. I’m not afraid of putting in the work, I’m just not sure what I need to know or ask for or ask about in this sort of situation, having only ever been various types of minion before now.

Edit: I guess I should add what I know already. I know it’s a salaried position, I know it’s an expected 50-55 hours a week, but you do get two set days off a week that they actually mostly stick with. I know I’ll get benefits and PTO, and a fairly generous amount that I will probably mostly have to buy out.

Mithross fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Apr 20, 2019

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.
If you're expected to answer your phone when you're not in the building, expect zero days off.

Mithross
Apr 27, 2011

Intelligent and bright, they explored a world that was new and strange to them. They liked it, they thought - a whole world just for them! They were dimly aware that a God had created them, was watching them; they called out to him, thanking him in a chittering language, before running off.

Coasterphreak posted:

If you're expected to answer your phone when you're not in the building, expect zero days off.

I already know the danger of answering your phone on your day off, but when I worked there before the sous... mostly keep their days. Maybe once a month they’d be called in.

How much of that was “bad cell service” I do not know.

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bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008
Always ask about the salary band. Everything is open to negotiation.

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