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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Mikl posted:




(This sorta feels like I'm cribbing on a gimmick here.)

Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists › Idiots on Social Media: i have many dvd about lesbian but I do not want to read about this nonsense

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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/spookperson/status/1118477687356395526?s=21

boblemoche
Apr 11, 2008

Skwirl posted:

Wait, are they saying the money donated should be deducted from your income for the purpose of calculating what taxes you owe or that if you donate to Notre Dame 90% of your tax bill should be eliminated? Because the first one is normal in America (money donated to a church is 100% deductible) and the second is loving insane.

First one. But just so you know, in France there is no such law (deduction is 60% for charity, 90% if the charity has been recognized as important by the state), and since then the guy both rescinded his proposition and mentioned that Pinault won't even exert his right for the legal 60%.

Oh, and Notre Dame doesn't belong to the church, though it is leased for free by the state.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/buttpraxis/status/1118548309386207232?s=21

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009
https://twitter.com/queer_queenie/status/1118258297725837314

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Mods, please change my name to I Forgot About Dead People.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

No (Some) Stupid Questions

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Oh that's why I know the name Peter Coffin, the guy who faked a hot Japanese girlfriend to oneup a Singaporean social media star

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Midnight Voyager posted:

The only fair argument against eating the rich.

that's why you feed the rich to pigs then eat the pigs

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Ruzihm posted:

that's why you feed the rich to pigs then eat the pigs

Now THAT's innovation

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/soellerpower/status/1118522925953449984?s=21

What the gently caress is strassergate, why is every leftist on my timeline at one another’s throats over it. I mean besides the tendency of leftist to endlessly cut each other’s throats over esoteric hairsplitting

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/soellerpower/status/1118522925953449984?s=21

What the gently caress is strassergate, why is every leftist on my timeline at one another’s throats over it. I mean besides the tendency of leftist to endlessly cut each other’s throats over esoteric hairsplitting

Strasserites are fascists who love nationalised trains.

Like, Strasser was a literal Nazi.

Guilty
May 3, 2003
Ask me about how people having a bad reaction to MSG makes them racist, because I've never heard of gluten sensitivity

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/soellerpower/status/1118522925953449984?s=21

What the gently caress is strassergate, why is every leftist on my timeline at one another’s throats over it. I mean besides the tendency of leftist to endlessly cut each other’s throats over esoteric hairsplitting

It's the gate to the street.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/soellerpower/status/1118522925953449984?s=21

What the gently caress is strassergate, why is every leftist on my timeline at one another’s throats over it. I mean besides the tendency of leftist to endlessly cut each other’s throats over esoteric hairsplitting

Does this help answer your question?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

TinTower posted:

Strasserites are fascists who love nationalised trains.

Like, Strasser was a literal Nazi.

Then how are they leftists

jobson groeth posted:

Does this help answer your question?



Ah of course

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
It’s the nation socialists meme but for a more niche branch

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

zoux posted:

Then how are they leftists


Ah of course

Any self-proclaimed leftist who disagrees with me on a single issue is a Nazi

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

TinTower posted:

Strasserites are fascists who love nationalised trains.

Like, Strasser was a literal Nazi.

There was a wing of the Nazi party that took the 'socialist' part a bit seriously. Strasser was one of those guys, as was Ernst Rohm, head of the SA. They were both killed and that wing purged in the Night of Long Knives.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The dudes fever dream venn diagram puts the strasserites in the "left" circle so I'm assuming it's someone calling a group of people that rather than the literal National Front, so who and why, if anyone knows

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Holy poo poo, this wins some sort of anti-prize just for existing.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


This reminds me

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

zoux posted:

Then how are they leftists

Strasser saw National Socialism as a legit form of socialism only better because it was blended with his other favorite thing: anti-Semitism.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Scratch Monkey posted:

Strasser saw National Socialism as a legit form of socialism only better because it was blended with his other favorite thing: anti-Semitism.

*ken livingstone intensifies*

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

I am against authoritarian power and the limiting of free speech, but this guy should be permabanned from the Internet.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

jjack229 posted:

I am against authoritarian power and the limiting of free speech, but this guy should be permabanned from the Internet.

Bad takes should be prosecuted as war crimes.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Maybe more Idiots In Tech Journalism but

https://twitter.com/markgurman/status/1118575264026333185

https://twitter.com/TBLA7034/status/1118622822404894722

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



A ton of people didn’t see that warning, not sure if to been well placed or not. Also a moot point as people who did see it and didn’t peel the layer have reported broken units too.

Another solid release for Samsung.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

EL BROMANCE posted:

A ton of people didn’t see that warning, not sure if to been well placed or not. Also a moot point as people who did see it and didn’t peel the layer have reported broken units too.

Another solid release for Samsung.

Also it says it may cause damage and they said there is a tab to pull it off. If they didnt want it off they shouldn’t have made it so it could even come off in the first place.

Lets Pickle
Jul 9, 2007


Idiots on Social Media: It turns out men can also be oppressed in society, as was Atwood's intended message in her novel.

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

eating only apples posted:

Oh that's why I know the name Peter Coffin, the guy who faked a hot Japanese girlfriend to oneup a Singaporean social media star

He disputes this version of the story and provides his own perspective here if you're interested. Not saying I know what's true but I think it's always a good idea to at least listen to both sides in these cases.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

felch me daddy jr. posted:

He disputes this version of the story and provides his own perspective here if you're interested. Not saying I know what's true but I think it's always a good idea to at least listen to both sides in these cases.

quote:

Peter Coffin
Premiered Feb 6, 2019
I had a fake girlfriend.

Great, glad we got that out of the way.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

“There’s no explanation for any of this because I don’t understand the concept of coincidence!”

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

felch me daddy jr. posted:

He disputes this version of the story and provides his own perspective here if you're interested. Not saying I know what's true but I think it's always a good idea to at least listen to both sides in these cases.

The original article was pretty short and you got the jist of it in the first couple paragraphs, the rest is just further proof of the initial hypothesis. That's an hour long video when all you need to do is either admit you made up a girlfriend or show a photo of yourself with that girl.

Edit: Post your sources.

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

MariusLecter posted:

Great, glad we got that out of the way.

I think there's a difference between making up a fake girlfriend and being catfished but ok.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

felch me daddy jr. posted:

He disputes this version of the story and provides his own perspective here if you're interested. Not saying I know what's true but I think it's always a good idea to at least listen to both sides in these cases.

Clicking that youtube link will utterly destroy your recommends forever.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

felch me daddy jr. posted:

I think there's a difference between making up a fake girlfriend and being catfished but ok.

Wait, is he claiming he was tricked into an online relationship and he never met his girlfriend in real life (because I sure as gently caress didn't watch that video)?

If you're an adult you can't refer to someone you've never even video chatted with, let alone actually met in person, as your girlfriend.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



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Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
...Well, that one went in places I didn't expect.

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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Idiots on Social Media: liter ally saved my life

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