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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Metallica is pop music. Nickleback for teens who want to look tough.

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
I'll take that snipe and offer up some content to the content gods

https://twitter.com/goats_page/status/1118545033647542274

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Kill em all is actually good hope this helps

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Solice Kirsk posted:

Too late! Turn in your Metal Badge and leave your spikey leather bracelets on the desk! You're a loose cannon Former DILF and the mayor of Metaltown is gonna have your rear end over this!

I wish any given diner's jukebox had Absu on deck but that's just not the world I live in out here in the western USA, i'm a victim of circumstance I swear

if you want one of my favorite albums, have a listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg_MYSG7Wbg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nScBuFmrF-s

Former DILF fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Apr 18, 2019

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

jobson groeth posted:

I'll take that snipe and offer up some content to the content gods

https://twitter.com/goats_page/status/1118545033647542274

Kidding's me?

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan



http://youtubedoubler.com/sna1

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/justsaysinmice/status/1118534602262482945

This account is highly blessed.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Pretty weak Swimbot there

DemihumanResources
Apr 16, 2019

Just let me frob some dang bits already
https://i.imgur.com/Hvh4i40.mp4

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Former DILF posted:

I wish any given diner's jukebox had Absu on deck but that's just not the world I live in out here in the western USA, i'm a victim of circumstance I swear

if you want one of my favorite albums, have a listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg_MYSG7Wbg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nScBuFmrF-s

I raise you that and posit the best 28:35 of music ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oJEBGHCdBQ&hd=1

necroid
May 14, 2009


lol thanks for this it owns

also I suggest you all cut the "good music" talk instantly before it devolves into the usual polarized derailing slapfight, but it's just a suggestion

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


Paging poverty goat

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Just trying to get bus fare to get to Puck Fair :(

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

dr.acula posted:

Kill em all is actually good hope this helps

:yeah:

Because Dave Mustaine was in Metallica then. :megadeath: has a much better track record than Metallica

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

confirmed

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Iron Crowned posted:

:yeah:

Because Dave Mustaine was in Metallica then. :megadeath: has a much better track record than Metallica

As in almost all good, but its a different kind of metal anyway. Metallica is pretty much garage metal, while Megadeth is speed metal.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.


Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

RFC2324 posted:

As in almost all good, but its a different kind of metal anyway. Metallica is pretty much garage metal, while Megadeth is speed metal.

Most garage bands have drummers that learn to play better than Lars

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Your taste in music sucks, unlike mine, which is great.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ashgraf/status/1118622871063007232

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
edit: Sorry wrong thread

DrPossum fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Apr 18, 2019

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I have that set of prints, I should frame the grenade ballerina jump one.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Iron Crowned posted:

:yeah:

Because Dave Mustaine was in Metallica then. :megadeath: has a much better track record than Metallica

https://twitter.com/DaveMustaine/status/692489655179173888

quote:

Mustaine suggested August 7th at a concert in Singapore that as part of Obama’s effort to “pass a gun ban,” the president was “staging all these murders” in Aurora and in an attack that left six dead at a Sikh temple near Milwaukee August 5th. Mustaine expanded on his comments yesterday in an interview with InfoWars.com, which has put forth conspiracy theories on both attacks. “There’s some questions here, I just think that we deserve to know the truth – that’s it,” the singer said. He latter added, “I’m a patriot, I love our country, I’ve always been controversial, I’m a political songwriter and this wasn’t done to hurt any of my fellow countrymen – I think that it’s something we really really need to look into.”

quote:

"Earlier in the election, I was completely oblivious as to who Rick Santorum was, but when the dude went home to be with his daughter when she was sick, that was very commendable." Mustaine later added "You know, I think Santorum has some presidential qualities, and I'm hoping that if it does come down to it, we'll see a Republican in the White House… and that it's Rick Santorum."

quote:

“It seems like we’re just — like I said — sprinting towards socialism, and I don’t wanna be a socialist. I like living in a free America. The idea that if you have a chicken in a democracy is that it’s your chicken; if you’re in socialism, it’s everybody’s chicken. It’s like a communist country. And the idea of the U.S.S.R.A, it just doesn’t have a good ring to it.”

But it's okay, he's an independent, not a republican

e: I guess since this is the blessed thread here's a cat video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Roef9Idwt8I

Ziv Zulander fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Apr 18, 2019

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
In christian terms, would saving christ from the cross be blessed or cursed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9oqOZwgCiI&t=45s

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

jobson groeth posted:

I'll take that snipe and offer up some content to the content gods

https://twitter.com/goats_page/status/1118545033647542274

I just watched this and thought "man, those goats look familiar... heh I guess most petting zoo goat look the same" then realized this is a video from the petting zoo a couple blocks away from me. Fuckin' love these goats, they are good goats.

One of the goats bringing up the rear is named Mango and only has one eye but she's the best mom they've ever had and they have a whole info-wall set up describing her as the park's "MEGA MOM"

The lady who runs/owns the zoo has been doing it forever and is great.

Baronjutter fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Apr 18, 2019

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Baronjutter posted:

I just watched this and thought "man, those goats look familiar... heh I guess most petting zoo goat look the same" then realized this is a video from the petting zoo a couple blocks away from me. Fuckin' love these goats, they are good goats.

One of the goats bringing up the rear is named Mango and only has one eye but she's the best mom they've ever had and they have a whole info-wall set up describing her as the park's "MEGA MOM"

Please go and tell all the goatfriends that I said hello.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




nerdz posted:

In christian terms, would saving christ from the cross be blessed or cursed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9oqOZwgCiI&t=45s

Depends, but I'm leaning toward super blessed. If Jesus doesn't die for our sins then there is no new covenant. That means the old covenant is still in force, which is a lot of work if you're jewish. But if you're not jewish you can get into the good afterlife pretty easily as a righteous heathen with the noahide laws.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noahidism

quote:

The seven Noahide laws as traditionally enumerated are the following:

Not to worship idols.
Not to curse God.
To establish courts of justice.
Not to commit murder.
Not to commit adultery or sexual immorality.
Not to steal.
Not to eat flesh torn from a living animal.

Most of those won't be a problem. Maybe sexual immorality, depending on how puritanical G*d is feeling. But except for the idols thing nobody is going to be turbofucked just for being born into the wrong culture because most cultures are against most of those things. Oh, and if you fail you just die, no eternal torture.


Now with Jesus in the picture you can break all those laws and still get into the good afterlife if you get forgiven. So if you just can't stop with the adultery Jesus may be the better shot. But if you fail to guess that Jesus is the correct religion you get tortured forever.

So Jesus provides a path for fuckups to get to heaven, but at the cost of consigning billions to hell. Seems like a bad deal overall.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

I have a friend who is all about birds and he says that this is actually a Show King pigeon. They are a show-quality version of the common king pigeon, and they actually move like that because they are so fat that they waddle, not because they are emulating a chicken.

The more you know (TM)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/StrangeCoisas/status/1119020038986641408

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Taima posted:

I have a friend who is all about birds and he says that this is actually a Show King pigeon. They are a show-quality version of the common king pigeon, and they actually move like that because they are so fat that they waddle, not because they are emulating a chicken.

The more you know (TM)

Hey rear end in a top hat, do you tell children that Santa is really their parents? :colbert:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




maybe there's a pool below so you can jump butt naked & unwiped into it after taking a poo poo?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



dr.acula posted:

Kill em all is actually good hope this helps

:killemall:

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Krankenstyle posted:

maybe there's a pool below so you can jump butt naked & unwiped into it after taking a poo poo?

:nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUZjtSVCzCU

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



very blessed, thank you DILF

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


https://youtu.be/uUofHmKPRgo

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

where's the gif of the dude doing a flip off a bridge while he takes a poo poo? that's far more blessed than this

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Krankenstyle posted:

very blessed, thank you DILF

actually he's not a DILF anymore

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



DandyLion posted:

actually he's not a DILF anymore

to me he is

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








im the dog going in after him

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