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Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



obstipator posted:

niiiice, thats convenient

cant wait for musk’s super tunnel to replace all light rails tho

doubt his colon has that kinda capacity

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Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

obstipator posted:

cant wait for musk’s super tunnel to replace all light rails tho

why does this read like erotic fanfic "replace light railing with a supper tunnel"

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

obstipator posted:

niiiice, thats convenient

cant wait for musk’s super tunnel to replace all light rails tho

i'm not really feeling this gimmick

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



https://twitter.com/fly4dat/status/1118452205873520640

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

aardvaard posted:

the cubesat advertising thing is real but i refuse to believe pepsi is going to make a gamers rise up ad in the sky without some bigger outlet reporting on it

kotaku said it's real now:

quote:

PepsiCo reportedly would use StartRocket’s tech to launch an ad for Adrenaline Rush, an energy drink aimed at the Russian gamer market. A recent YouTube “manifesto”—PepsiCo’s words, not ours—about the product combats the idea that video games are for children, calling that “the most unfair stereotype of the century.” A press release for Adrenaline Rush explains that “the time has come for change: It’s time to say ‘Stop’ to the disrespect and misunderstanding of gaming culture, to get rid of unfair stereotypes.” The stereotypes in question, apparently, are that gamers are toxic, unemployed children.

Curious and a little (read: extremely) skeptical of the prospect of space billboards existing outside of the anime Cowboy Bebop, Kotaku reached out to PepsiCo to confirm that this is real. It is, the company explained, but their so-called “exploratory test” was a “one-time event.”

https://kotaku.com/pepsi-considered-defending-gamers-with-a-billboard-in-s-1834061670

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

quote:

The stereotypes in question, apparently, are that gamers are toxic, unemployed children.

we will fight this stereotype by spraying our corn syrup Brand across the loving sky like dipshits, this will make the world respect us

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

aardvaard posted:

kotaku said it's real now:


https://kotaku.com/pepsi-considered-defending-gamers-with-a-billboard-in-s-1834061670

combats the idea that video games are for children, calling that “the most unfair stereotype of the century.”


:trumppop:

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



christ. gently caress this hell world.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

All I wanted was a Pepsi :mad:

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

NoneMoreNegative posted:

All I wanted was a Pepsi :mad:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

their bedfellow taco bell has done space program related stunts before, sooooo

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



i’m at the ISS. i’m at the taco bell. i’m at the combination iss and taco bell.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
in the future all space stations are taco bells

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
spelling out 'enjoy coke' in supernovas triggered to arrive simultaneously on earth was why kryten was way off in space to be found by the crew. i think this was only mentioned in the red dwarf novelization

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

TK-42-1 posted:

i’m at the ISS. i’m at the taco bell. i’m at the combination iss and taco bell.

necrotic
Aug 2, 2005
I owe my brother big time for this!

NoneMoreNegative posted:

All I wanted was a Pepsi :mad:

Why it's bad

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

TK-42-1 posted:

i’m at the ISIS. i’m at the taco bell. i’m at the combination isis and taco bell.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

necrotic posted:

Why it's bad

smdh

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
I grew up in a Pepsi school with a Pepsi vending machine and Pepsi scoreboards and everything

I drank a lot of Pepsi because I didn’t know any better

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

and yet the pentagon has one too



curious

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and yet the pentagon has one too



curious

Lmao hasn't that hut been the subject of incessant conspiracy theorycraft over the decades

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

FAUXTON posted:

Lmao hasn't that hut been the subject of incessant conspiracy theorycraft over the decades

it used to be a hotdog stand and the pentagon propegated a rumor that the Soviets thought it was the most top secret meeting room so they pointed nukes at it. turned out the whole building was lousy with Soviet spies and they knew it was just a hotdog stand.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Moist von Lipwig posted:

it used to be a hotdog stand and the pentagon propegated a rumor that the Soviets thought it was the most top secret meeting room so they pointed nukes at it. turned out the whole building was lousy with Soviet spies and they knew it was just a hotdog stand.

what’s the difference between pointing nukes at the hot dog stand in the pentagon instead of pointing them anywhere else in the pentagon

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

fart simpson posted:

what’s the difference between pointing nukes at the hot dog stand in the pentagon instead of pointing them anywhere else in the pentagon

Nukes and hot dogs are both phallic.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

fart simpson posted:

what’s the difference between pointing nukes at the hot dog stand in the pentagon instead of pointing them anywhere else in the pentagon

~magical american concrete buildings~

9/11 kinda ruined that

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
https://twitter.com/srepetsk/status/1118721634251235329

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
https://twitter.com/srepetsk/status/1118824186213015552

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Good.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

lancemantis posted:

I grew up in a Pepsi school with a Pepsi vending machine and Pepsi scoreboards and everything

in the mid 90s pepsi had a huge nationwide campaign that would buy night lights for your high school footbaww if you signed on to a be a pepsi-only campus

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



hyper = fast

loop = loop

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



so in thinking this through a bit more, to achieve their 1000 person per day each direction in the 20 hour maximum utilization they have mentioned, they'll need 17 fully-loaded models x running in each direction. this gives them under a minute total to load and unload each vehicle, including the third row, plus any luggage and such. this is extremely optimistic.

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
So, you're saying it's *possible*

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/laura_nelson/status/1118930717017137152
https://twitter.com/laura_nelson/status/1118934816429199360

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

lmao. elon's gonna run a tube right through the data centre at fort meade

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



tesla's fsd demo vehicle has been seen recording for the upcoming demo. as you can probably guess, it doesn't actually do things like drive a difficult route or follow traffic laws

https://twitter.com/skabooshka/status/1118938022412574722

https://twitter.com/skabooshka/status/1118938028385263617

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Endless Mike posted:

tesla's fsd demo vehicle has been seen recording for the upcoming demo. as you can probably guess, it doesn't actually do things like drive a difficult route or follow traffic laws

https://twitter.com/skabooshka/status/1118938022412574722

https://twitter.com/skabooshka/status/1118938028385263617

I now choose to believe the camera watching the steering wheel is because someone was remote controlling it

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Endless Mike posted:

tesla's fsd demo vehicle has been seen recording for the upcoming demo. as you can probably guess, it doesn't actually do things like drive a difficult route or follow traffic laws

https://twitter.com/skabooshka/status/1118938022412574722

https://twitter.com/skabooshka/status/1118938028385263617

as much as uber were a den of scumbags at least they were building their autonomous cars in pittsburgh where driving is actually difficult

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

why does anyone give this poo poo the time of day

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
that is Lyle Lanley level grift

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Endless Mike posted:

hyper = fast

loop = loop

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