- AweStriker
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NOTHING!!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHIIIIIING!
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- The Bold Kobold
- Aug 11, 2014
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Bold to the point of certain death.
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Apr 16, 2019 01:08
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- Rebonack7
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzmyOahnfgc
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“I choose NOTHING!” you exclaim.
The horned beast on Dare’s chest roars. It reaches for you with a clawed hand.
“Stop!” Stinko shouts. He runs to your side.
“Get back!” Dare bellows. “This game is just between us!”
Stinko clutches your leg. “I won’t leave you,” he cries.
The beast on Dare’s chest reaches for Stinko!
You try to hang on to him, but the beast is too strong. It drags your little brother into its arms. Then the killer beast tattoo slams Stinko against Dare’s shoulder.
A new tattoo instantly appears. And a whole new arm.
“No!” you shriek. You shut your eyes. You can’t look at the horrible sight.
Stinko is the tattoo creating this new arm!
Dare’s laughter sounds like a cry of victory. “You chose NOTHING,” he shouts. “And NOTHING is what you will get! No points, no brother, no home, no life, no NOTHING!”
You can’t believe your choice is turning out so badly. Stinko is a tattoo! You know you’ll be next.
You can’t let the game end this way.
Can you?
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“No!” you scream. “No! No! No!” You step out off the “X” and lunge forward.
Dare yanks back his Stinko arm and slams you on the side of the head.
The hit sends you reeling backwards. To stop yourself from falling, you grab the beast tattoo’s horn.
To your shock, the horn pulls off in your hand. And with the horn comes the whole tattoo!
Once the beast has been torn from Dare’s chest, the rest of the tattoos crumble.
Shrivel.
Dissolve.
“Aaaahhhhhhh!” Dare shrieks in agony. “You’ve destroyed me! I’m NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING!”
Yes! You did it! You beat Dare at his own game!
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All that’s left of Dare is air. The tattoos are all gone. The beastly baby-sitter is a horrible thing of the past.
And Stinko is the only tattoo that survived.
It’s all over.
Finally!
“Ready to go home now, Stinko?” You ask, ruffling your brothers hair.
“I’m not a Stinko!” your brother argues.
“Are too.”
“Am not!”
“Are too.”
“Am not!”
“Are too!”
Oh, well.
Some things never
END.
And with that, Dare is defeated! But we can't move on to the next book quite yet. As good as this book is about continuity, it just wouldn't be Give Yourself Goosebumps without some Schroedinger's quantum bullshit. There's still one more way to escape KidScare, one that's a lot more beneficial to everyone involved...
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Empty
Goal Endings: 2/3
Bad Endings
Forcibly turned into a rat-person and enlisted into their army.
Dodged off a rope bridge and into a bottomless pit.
Eaten by a Beast after failing a quiz question.
Coated in plastic and turned into a ball pit ball.
Shredded to death by the Kid Grater.
Left dangling from a parachute in an empty, bottomless void.
Fell off the Edge of Nowhere into a bottomless pit.
Drowned in quicksand after rolling an odd number.
Left as an ice statue by our fed-up younger brother.
Buried alive in a flood of angry rats.
Picked the green ball and got turned into a frog.
Picked the red ball and got turned into a vampire.
Reduced to a disembodied head by a poorly-worded agreement.
Had a mental breakdown after learning we'd be stuck with Dare for another week.
Achievements
Calling a Mulligan: Failed one of Dare's games so badly he decided to reset time and let us try again.
Best Two Out of Three: Lost one of Dare's games, but got to keep playing anyway for unclear reasons.
Get Your Head in the Game: Clocked ourselves with a shrunken head right before Dare's last game and got booted back to the start.
Our options posted:
- Go after Stinko yourself.
- Go through the EMPLOYEES ONLY door.
- Stick to the cave path.
- Swing over the Bottmless Ball Pit.
- Open the game box.
- Your ice cube melts first.
- Let go and drop into the moat.
- Choose ALL.
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Apr 17, 2019 00:56
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- Blueberry Pancakes
- Aug 18, 2012
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Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmub7rBoq7w
Choose All?
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Apr 17, 2019 01:24
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- Leraika
- Jun 14, 2015
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Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
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we're still not cool enough to stay frosty
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Apr 17, 2019 01:55
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- chitoryu12
- Apr 24, 2014
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Unfreeze!
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Apr 17, 2019 03:00
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- AweStriker
- Oct 6, 2014
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YOU is MELT
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Apr 17, 2019 03:10
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- Leraika
- Jun 14, 2015
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Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
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WATER is HOT and not DARE
ICE is YOU and MELT
STINKO is LAME
STINKO is GOOD and YOU are LAME
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Apr 17, 2019 07:50
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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Your ice melted first. You’re free!
You stare at the Dare ice statue. His mouth is frozen open in a snarl. His tattooed arms are raised. His hands are balled into tattooed fists. Even frozen in ice, Dare looks scary.
“Boy, oh boy,” you mutter. “We are going to be in big trouble when Dare thaws.” You have to get Stinko and escape before Dare’s ice coat melts.
Stinko is still a frozen kidsicle. You take off one of your ice skates. Using the blade of the skate, you chip away at the ice on Stinko’s face.
“Get me out of this icebox!” Stinko shouts as soon as his mouth is free.
For a second you wish you’d left his mouth frozen shut. “All right, all right,” you snap. “I’m going as fast as I can. Just a few more chips and you’ll be free.”
“No!” Stinko gasps.
“Yes!” you argue. “Quit moving, or the blade will –“
You can’t finish your sentence. An icy tattooed hand reaches around and clamps over your mouth.
“That’s what I was trying to tell you,” Stinko cries. “Dare broke out of the ice!”
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You wrestle free of Dare’s hand and turn to face him. You gape at the hideous sight.
One by one the tattoos on his body are thawing out. The cyclone spins again. The shrunken Cyclops head swings back and forth. Poisonous spiders, vampire bats, venomous snakes, and rabid rats come to life.
“My tattooed friends don’t enjoy the cold,” Dare declares.
From the way the tattoos are staring at you, you believe him.
“And I don’t like the way you played that last game,” Dare snarls. “We’ll have to do something about that!”
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Dare steps toward you. All the tattoos seem to be spinning in your direction.
“Yikes!” you exclaim. You skate away from Dare and his evil army of living tattoos.
But you forgot you’re only wearing one skate now. Instead of gliding, you trip over your blade.
The skate in your hand goes flying. The blade hits a hissing snake on Dare’s ankle and sinks into the skin.
You watch in horror as the snake throws its slithering body forward. The skate blade digs in deeper.
Hissing and writhing, the snake tattoo falls from Dare’s left ankle to the icy ground.
Right before your eyes, it disappears!
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Dare swings his cape over his ankle, on the spot where the snake tattoo had been. But before he does, you see something amazing.
Nothing.
There is absolutely nothing of Dare under the tattoo. No skin! No bones! No Dare!
Just empty space.
You’re too stunned to speak.
“You may have won the game,” Dare admits. “But not the match. I’ll see you in your nightmares!”
With one swirl of his cape, Dare vanishes.
The ice disappears. So do the skates.
And your energy.
You and Stinko fall fast asleep.
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As soon as you fall asleep, you dream.
In your dream, you and Stinko are neck deep in swirling water. On one side of the water, the dragon tattoo from Dare’s cape stands ready to blast you with its flaming breath.
On the other side of the water, a stone castle casts a shadow over you.
You’re in a moat encircling the castle. You look up and see Dare gazing down from a turret. The dragon’s breath sends you and Stinko swimming as fast and hard as you can.
Dare laughs.
Guess what?
This isn’t a dream.
This is the nightmare Dare said he would see you in!
This drops us off at the same place as if Dare melts first: the choice between climbing onto the drawbridge or dropping into the water.
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Empty
Goal Endings: 2/3
Bad Endings
Forcibly turned into a rat-person and enlisted into their army.
Dodged off a rope bridge and into a bottomless pit.
Eaten by a Beast after failing a quiz question.
Coated in plastic and turned into a ball pit ball.
Shredded to death by the Kid Grater.
Left dangling from a parachute in an empty, bottomless void.
Fell off the Edge of Nowhere into a bottomless pit.
Drowned in quicksand after rolling an odd number.
Left as an ice statue by our fed-up younger brother.
Buried alive in a flood of angry rats.
Picked the green ball and got turned into a frog.
Picked the red ball and got turned into a vampire.
Reduced to a disembodied head by a poorly-worded agreement.
Had a mental breakdown after learning we'd be stuck with Dare for another week.
Achievements
Calling a Mulligan: Failed one of Dare's games so badly he decided to reset time and let us try again.
Best Two Out of Three: Lost one of Dare's games, but got to keep playing anyway for unclear reasons.
Get Your Head in the Game: Clocked ourselves with a shrunken head right before Dare's last game and got booted back to the start.
Our options posted:
- Go after Stinko yourself.
- Go through the EMPLOYEES ONLY door.
- Stick to the cave path.
- Swing over the Bottmless Ball Pit.
- Open the game box.
- Let go and drop into the moat.
- Choose ALL.
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Apr 17, 2019 14:37
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- chitoryu12
- Apr 24, 2014
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EMPLOYEES ONLY
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Apr 17, 2019 14:45
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- PumpkinBat
- Oct 22, 2012
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We choose ALL
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Apr 17, 2019 19:05
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- rudecyrus
- Nov 6, 2009
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fuck you trolls
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ALL
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Apr 17, 2019 19:56
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- Dybael
- Jul 11, 2017
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I want it ALL
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Apr 17, 2019 20:53
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- The Bold Kobold
- Aug 11, 2014
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Bold to the point of certain death.
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We're employees. We definitely have access to the Employees Only room.
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Apr 18, 2019 17:51
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- Blueberry Pancakes
- Aug 18, 2012
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Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
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Apr 18, 2019 23:23
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- The Bold Kobold
- Aug 11, 2014
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Bold to the point of certain death.
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We're definitely employees.
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Apr 18, 2019 23:55
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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You yank open the EMPLOYEES ONLY door. A dim yellow light casts an eerie glow in the empty hallway. What’s back here? you wonder. You step inside.
Better keep moving, you warn yourself. Zoe probably saw you duck in here.
You hurry along the dark corridor. No doors, no other halls to turn down, nothing. But the walls curve gently to the left. And the floor seems to slope downward.
You have the feeling you are going underground.
You come to an area with small windows along the floor. That’s weird, you think. You kneel and peer down.
Your mouth drops open at the strange room below you. It looks like a scientific lab. Steel tables with sinks, Bunsen burners, test tubes – the works. And the room is full of pointy-nosed hippie girls and guys wearing white lab coats.
They all look like Zoe!
This is bizarre. How could there be so many people who look so much alike?
And just what are they studying down there underneath the Fun Zone?
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You sit back on your heels and wonder what to do next.
What’s that? Your head whips around at a sound behind you.
Footsteps!
You scramble to your feet and rush down the hall. You come to a landing with several doors and a stairway. You dash down the steps two at a time.
They lead down to a storage basement. Piles of old rags, coiled ropes, and ragged nets clutter the floor. Good! Plenty of places to hide.
You hear footsteps on the floor above you. You burrow into a pile of rags. You lie very still.
Yuck! You can still feel worms wriggling around in your clothes! Eeew! They’re in your hair too! You shake your head hard.
Then you freeze. From your hiding place you can hear the footsteps moving back and forth at the top of the stairs.
Will you be discovered?
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You force yourself to stay still. You wait.
And wait.
And wait.
Soon, your eyes close.
“Ouch!” Your own cry wakes you from a deep sleep. Something is pinching you all over. No. Something is biting you!
The dim light reveals a horrifying sight. You’re covered in a living blanket of...
Rats!
Hundreds of huge, scaly-tailed, sharp-toothed, pointy-nosed rats!
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“No!” you shriek. You’re too terrified to move.
The rats crawl all over you. Their claws scrape your skin. Their teeth graze your flesh.
You shut your eyes tightly. Your heart pounds with revulsion and fear. Are the rats going to eat you alive?
Then you realize:
The rats aren’t eating you.
They’re eating the worms that still cling to your clothes.
But when they finish off the worms, will you be next?
Your science teacher told you that rats are smart and don’t deserve the bad rap they get. But you don’t care. They are too gross!
You’ve got to get out of here! But how? Even if you get out from under the rats, you’ll still have to escape them.
Jump up, shake them off, and run away on PAGE 127.
Remove them slowly and gently on PAGE 6.
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Empty
Goal Endings: 2/3
Bad Endings
Forcibly turned into a rat-person and enlisted into their army.
Dodged off a rope bridge and into a bottomless pit.
Eaten by a Beast after failing a quiz question.
Coated in plastic and turned into a ball pit ball.
Shredded to death by the Kid Grater.
Left dangling from a parachute in an empty, bottomless void.
Fell off the Edge of Nowhere into a bottomless pit.
Drowned in quicksand after rolling an odd number.
Left as an ice statue by our fed-up younger brother.
Buried alive in a flood of angry rats.
Picked the green ball and got turned into a frog.
Picked the red ball and got turned into a vampire.
Reduced to a disembodied head by a poorly-worded agreement.
Had a mental breakdown after learning we'd be stuck with Dare for another week.
Failed the most dangerous game and had to restart the games from the beginning.
Achievements
Calling a Mulligan: Failed one of Dare's games so badly he decided to reset time and let us try again.
Best Two Out of Three: Lost one of Dare's games, but got to keep playing anyway for unclear reasons.
Get Your Head in the Game: Clocked ourselves with a shrunken head right before Dare's last game and got booted back to the start.
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Apr 19, 2019 17:59
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- AweStriker
- Oct 6, 2014
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Careful now.
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Apr 19, 2019 18:04
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- Junpei
- Oct 4, 2015
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Can't post for 11 years!
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Shake it off, shake it off!
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Apr 19, 2019 18:05
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- chitoryu12
- Apr 24, 2014
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Be gentle with the poor rats
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Apr 19, 2019 18:05
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- Marluxia
- May 8, 2008
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Rats are cool and good and my friends. Be gentle.
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Apr 19, 2019 22:23
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- Leraika
- Jun 14, 2015
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Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.
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get it off get it off get it off
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Apr 19, 2019 22:33
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- rudecyrus
- Nov 6, 2009
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fuck you trolls
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Good av/post combo
Be gentle
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Apr 20, 2019 23:43
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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Narrow victory for gentle rat removal!
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Carefully, slowly, you ease your body out from under the rats. If they’re as intelligent as your science teacher said, you figure they should be treated with respect. As you sit up, you gently remove the rats clinging to your clothing.
You shudder. You can’t help it – they’re creepy! But at least they’re acting friendly.
You think.
A large brown rat rubs his furry head against your leg. He seems to be asking you to pet him.
“Okay, little rodent,” you croon. You scratch his neck. “What do you say? Can you help me find Stinko?”
The brown rat lets out a loud squeak. The other rats swarm around you. “Hey!” you cry. “What are you rats doing?”
A few rats nudge and push you. Others pull you by your socks. They obviously want you to go forward. But why?
The rats gently herd you toward a dark hole behind the boiler in the shadows of the basement. You peek into the hole. You can’t see a thing.
Should you trust these rats?
Or should you make a run for it?
If you trust the rats, turn to PAGE 39.
Make a run for it on PAGE 127.
For reference, choosing to make a run for it has the exact same result as if we shook off the rats and ran to begin with.
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Empty
Goal Endings: 2/3
Bad Endings
Forcibly turned into a rat-person and enlisted into their army.
Dodged off a rope bridge and into a bottomless pit.
Eaten by a Beast after failing a quiz question.
Coated in plastic and turned into a ball pit ball.
Shredded to death by the Kid Grater.
Left dangling from a parachute in an empty, bottomless void.
Fell off the Edge of Nowhere into a bottomless pit.
Drowned in quicksand after rolling an odd number.
Left as an ice statue by our fed-up younger brother.
Buried alive in a flood of angry rats.
Picked the green ball and got turned into a frog.
Picked the red ball and got turned into a vampire.
Reduced to a disembodied head by a poorly-worded agreement.
Had a mental breakdown after learning we'd be stuck with Dare for another week.
Failed the most dangerous game and had to restart the games from the beginning.
Achievements
Calling a Mulligan: Failed one of Dare's games so badly he decided to reset time and let us try again.
Best Two Out of Three: Lost one of Dare's games, but got to keep playing anyway for unclear reasons.
Get Your Head in the Game: Clocked ourselves with a shrunken head right before Dare's last game and got booted back to the start.
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Apr 21, 2019 01:40
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- AweStriker
- Oct 6, 2014
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Trust
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Apr 21, 2019 07:09
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- AceOfFlames
- Oct 9, 2012
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Trust the rats that definitely won't eat us.
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Apr 21, 2019 15:12
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- Rebonack7
- Aug 27, 2015
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You decide to trust the rats. They’re not hurting you. In fact, they’re very friendly. Maybe they’re going to show you the way out.
Squeaking softly, the rats head into the dark hole. You follow them down a chilly, spooky tunnel. A strong, bad odor fills your nostrils. The smell of something rotting hangs thick in the air.
As your eyes adjust to the darkness, you get a better look at your surroundings. You realize this isn’t just an empty tunnel. Narrow shafts of light shine in through cracks in the walls. But the walls aren’t ordinary walls.
They’re walls of mummified rats!
A dim light shines on an engraved plaque. You kneel down beside it. Your heart pounds as you read the words out loud.
“’TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN RATS – here lie the innocent Rats of Lab. Their deaths shall be remembered...’”
The next words catch in your throat. “’And revenged!’” you gasp.
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You stare around in horror. Dead rats’ eyes stare back at you.
“Get me out of here!” you shriek. You leap to your feet.
The moment you stand up, lights start flashing. Alarm bells ring. The rats who lead you here scatter and vanish.
“Come back!” you call after the rats. Then you realize your rat pals have betrayed you.
They led you into a trap!
The sirens blare. The lights blind you. And the awful stench is getting more intense.
You’ll never be able to get out of this place before someone comes to check on the alarm. So it comes down to two choices.
Should you stand your ground in this Rat Tomb and face what is coming next?
Or should you find a place to hide?
If you stand your ground, turn to PAGE 23.
If you hide, turn to PAGE 77.
Those dirty rats!
Character Sheet posted:
Inventory
Empty
Goal Endings: 2/3
Bad Endings
Forcibly turned into a rat-person and enlisted into their army.
Dodged off a rope bridge and into a bottomless pit.
Eaten by a Beast after failing a quiz question.
Coated in plastic and turned into a ball pit ball.
Shredded to death by the Kid Grater.
Left dangling from a parachute in an empty, bottomless void.
Fell off the Edge of Nowhere into a bottomless pit.
Drowned in quicksand after rolling an odd number.
Left as an ice statue by our fed-up younger brother.
Buried alive in a flood of angry rats.
Picked the green ball and got turned into a frog.
Picked the red ball and got turned into a vampire.
Reduced to a disembodied head by a poorly-worded agreement.
Had a mental breakdown after learning we'd be stuck with Dare for another week.
Failed the most dangerous game and had to restart the games from the beginning.
Achievements
Calling a Mulligan: Failed one of Dare's games so badly he decided to reset time and let us try again.
Best Two Out of Three: Lost one of Dare's games, but got to keep playing anyway for unclear reasons.
Get Your Head in the Game: Clocked ourselves with a shrunken head right before Dare's last game and got booted back to the start.
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- chitoryu12
- Apr 24, 2014
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FIGHT THE RATS
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