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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

communism bitch posted:

I mean, when it comes to cost you can actually make an extremely robust and functional kayak from.... cling film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MFN2tXnd0Y

I don't have branches but I wonder if I could figure out a substitute...

Not sure I fancy my chances on the tees with it but could be fun to take to the beach maybe. Especially the epoxy/fabric version.

Also know like a million places to get pallet wrap from :v:

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Apr 19, 2019

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
This will of course prompt the same outrage as when Reel Politik posted that photo of Yvette Cooper that someone sent them.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
woman pictured with can

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


https://twitter.com/Ciara87C/status/1119365096457822209

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Taking photos of people without their consent is always loving lame. Far worse than having a tin on the train for fucksake

(no I don't mean you should get permission from everyone who appears in the background of your photo you pedant)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pretty sure that can wouldn't even get me buzzing much less a normal person.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Pigs can't even stop being pigs when they retire.

Edit: I wish I could find that video of Terry Funk screaming PIG at the top of his lungs because I always want to send it to cops.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

https://twitter.com/AmemeHack/status/1119365092271955968?s=20

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Gorn Myson posted:

I want to see some Europeans do some "spins" on lovely British food, like making roast dinners actually palatable, and then witness the onslaught of the Brits who insist that the absolute dogshit they call a national cuisine is actually really good and you can't change anything about the ingredients because they're too precious.

None of these are lovely to begin with, but I've done an Italian Herbs, Coke and Whiskey Roast once, it was legit:


This is a more traditional Honey+Mustard roasted ham, but with a Cider spin:



Tonight it was late when we arrived at our destination so we've had a traditional Irish Good Friday dinner: a Supermac's Chicken Breast burger :v:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gotta say liking Diane Abbott more and more cos mojito is a pro guzzle.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/AndrewBartletta/status/1119358745027469317

I can't wait until he has to make good on his threat to leave the country if Corbyn wins.

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Tins on the train is by far the best hill for a politician to die on, and is probably the most relatable thing a politician has ever done

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
watch every single chud who has drunk on the train get mad at her about it

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Today we are all Diane Abbott

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

premixed mojitos are mank though

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

They are, but sadly I don't think london has added a low price cocktail bar to their light rail system yet.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Ayyyy

https://twitter.com/cockneycampaign/status/1119363772173443072

i'm not lovin it

communism bitch posted:

There's a pub about a mile upriver from where I live in this lovely village with its own mooring dock, and a tiny little wharf on the river 10 meters from my front door.
I'm half tempted to buy a cheap canoe or kayak just so I can paddle up there, get poo poo faced, and drift back home with the flow of the river.

But I'd probably end up drifting out to see and getting run over by an oil tanker or some poo poo.

That sounds like a good way to go though

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Cerv posted:

premixed mojitos are mank though

An understandable purchase tho considering most largish train stations have an M&S, so a premixed mojito is a low effort drink.

But what do I know, I've gone to a supermarket before getting on board, bought a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru and a litre of vodka, quickly slugged half the Bru, filled the bottle with the vodka, I clearly know nothing about cocktails, premade or otherwise.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

forkboy84 posted:

An understandable purchase tho considering most largish train stations have an M&S, so a premixed mojito is a low effort drink.

But what do I know, I've gone to a supermarket before getting on board, bought a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru and a litre of vodka, quickly slugged half the Bru, filled the bottle with the vodka, I clearly know nothing about cocktails, premade or otherwise.

I did this with coke and glens for the bus to Glasgow for the cup final against Inverness. One liter of vodka in two 1.5 bottles of coke, half and half, plus a bottle of buckfast before and during the game in hampden. Ended up doing karaoke in filthy mcnastys and getting chucked out of O'Donoghues because the bar staff were worried I'd collapse on their shift.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

forkboy84 posted:

An understandable purchase tho considering most largish train stations have an M&S, so a premixed mojito is a low effort drink.

But what do I know, I've gone to a supermarket before getting on board, bought a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru and a litre of vodka, quickly slugged half the Bru, filled the bottle with the vodka, I clearly know nothing about cocktails, premade or otherwise.

Nah that's called the solidarity.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007
Blew Peter.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
congrats peter

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Coohoolin posted:

I did this with coke and glens for the bus to Glasgow for the cup final against Inverness. One liter of vodka in two 1.5 bottles of coke, half and half, plus a bottle of buckfast before and during the game in hampden. Ended up doing karaoke in filthy mcnastys and getting chucked out of O'Donoghues because the bar staff were worried I'd collapse on their shift.

Yeah, I had to stop doing that, the train to Glasgow is too long for the hard stuff.

There's a good show on BBC4 now, One Nation Under A Groove, all about funk. Funk is good.

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Pochoclo posted:

Been watching random youtube farming videos and now I want a garden to plant some beans and spinach and carrots and lavender and bell peppers and tomatoes

I went through a phase where time lapse videos of seeds germinating was my thing.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Look at that loving scumlord Davis pretending he is one of your average people.
Fucker gets more money in one night talk than the McD servers in a year.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm the guy on the left who couldn't commit to the fifth element hairdo.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Are they forming a new party that's sub Nando's?

Also I missed something what's with the porn puns?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Azza Bamboo posted:

Are they forming a new party that's sub Nando's?

Also I missed something what's with the porn puns?

Are you sure you're in the right thread? This is Not the UKMT April 2019: An XXX Parody.

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


baka kaba posted:

Ayyyy

https://twitter.com/cockneycampaign/status/1119363772173443072

i'm not lovin it


That sounds like a good way to go though

Holy what the gently caress. Wine in a McDs?

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

WhatEvil posted:



Found this in my local supermarket the other day. I did not buy it.
You think that’s gross, just two days ago I drove past a ‘Liberal Democrats winning here’ sign outside somebody’s actual house in 2019

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/AndrewBartletta/status/1119358745027469317

I can't wait until he has to make good on his threat to leave the country if Corbyn wins.
It’s loving amazing that we get to watch him become ever more angry, irrelevant, old, and eventually dead.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Not fast enough, alas.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



TACD posted:

You think that’s gross, just two days ago I drove past a ‘Liberal Democrats winning here’ sign outside somebody’s actual house in 2019

They just omitted the words "at Soul Caliber 6" that's all

e; lol yeah mate just lower your expections below a zero-hours contract, loving kids today want the moon on a stick, by which I mean they're literally begging for a job, any job. Apparently this is too high a bar of expectation for Alan Sugar.

Ms Adequate fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Apr 20, 2019

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




baka kaba posted:

Here ya go Bundy - this was a pretty big Breitbart exposé that connects a lot of far-right people and organisations and shows the agenda they're pushing

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/josephbernstein/heres-how-breitbart-and-milo-smuggled-white-nationalism

Thank you.

To everyone else, bollocks. I'm rather pleased I was unaware of a far right news service until today so gently caress off.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Ms Adequate posted:

e; lol yeah mate just lower your expections below a zero-hours contract, loving kids today want the moon on a stick, by which I mean they're literally begging for a job, any job. Apparently this is too high a bar of expectation for Alan Sugar.
https://twitter.com/JimBobFreeman/status/982228847050412039
Edit: I don't even remember what this was about but Sugar is easily one of the top 3 worst lords on twitter :v:

Pilchenstein fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Apr 20, 2019

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Gorn Myson posted:

I want to see some Europeans do some "spins" on lovely British food, like making roast dinners actually palatable, and then witness the onslaught of the Brits who insist that the absolute dogshit they call a national cuisine is actually really good and you can't change anything about the ingredients because they're too precious.

This just reads like you don't know how to cook food.


I'm Essex.

i am harry fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Apr 20, 2019

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

This is extremely triggering. There are several pubs in Portree.

Peanut Butter posted:

I wonder what the remotest pub in the UK is.

http://www.theoldforge.co.uk/

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

Not trees but in tonight's surreptitious planting adventures I'm going out to scatter a box of wildflower seeds I picked up.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

So remember when I for some weird reason thought Ash Sarkar was on HIGNFY last week? Turns out I wasn't entirely mad. She was on last night.

Killed By Death
Jun 29, 2013


TheRat posted:

So remember when I for some weird reason thought Ash Sarkar was on HIGNFY last week? Turns out I wasn't entirely mad. She was on last night.
So you're not mad, you just have visions of the future? I see, I see.

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Jose posted:

this is so wholesome
Don't worry, the Sun dug up some old racists in positions of authority to make sure everyone knows the nation should be Shocked and Appalled at Diane Abbott's despicable crime:

quote:

Susan Hall, who sits on the London Assembly’s Police and Crime Committee, said: “As someone who aspires to be Home Secretary, Diane Abbott should know better. TfL should be looking into this and sending her a fine. She should face action as a deterrent to others. How can she have any credibility if she’s willing to break the law? This is typical of a Labour politician; one rule for them and another for everyone else.”

Mick Neville, a retired Scotland Yard Detective Chief Inspector, said: “It’s shocking that she is breaching a law that was brought in to keep order on public transport. London’s got enough problems without senior politicians drinking on trains. TfL should be looking into this and sending her a fine. She should face action as a deterrent to others. She should be the most upright citizen in London, not doing stupid things like this.”

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