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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
True Story: I drew up plans for a punkin' chunker that was a human powered catapult shaped like a hand with the middle finger as the launcher.

I envisioned a hamster wheel that a person would walk on to wind up the catapult, using a semi truck rear differential (including the brake assembly) to transfer power to wind up a spring and store the energy via brake pedal & system. When the energy is released, the middle finger would launch the punkin.

I called it the Fickle Flinger of Fate.

He retired from the Chunk years ago and it never got off the ground; but it still lives on in our dreams!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Splatmaster posted:

True Story: I drew up plans for a punkin' chunker that was a human powered catapult shaped like a hand with the middle finger as the launcher.

I envisioned a hamster wheel that a person would walk on to wind up the catapult, using a semi truck rear differential (including the brake assembly) to transfer power to wind up a spring and store the energy via brake pedal & system. When the energy is released, the middle finger would launch the punkin.

I called it the Fickle Flinger of Fate.

He retired from the Chunk years ago and it never got off the ground; but it still lives on in our dreams!

drat u rlly are the splatmaster





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

alnilam

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drat u rlly are the splatmaster

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

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drat u rlly are the splatmaster

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


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drat u rlly are the splatmaster


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I want to be on a competitive ponkinchonkin team real bad. Love too squish squash irl


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

hamjobs posted:

I want to be on a competitive ponkinchonkin team real bad. Love too squish squash irl

Wisconsin has one:

https://www.travelwisconsin.com/events/fairs-festivals/great-pumpkin-chuckin-fest--79290

Illinois:

https://www.illinoisroute66.org/Events/Details/ArticleID/4560/Pumpkin-Chunkin-Festival

Delaware's program has been on hiatus because of a lawsuit after an accident involving a member of the camera crew and the inability for the organizers to find a field in which the liability insurance necessary for the show to happen can be bought because no one wants to insure the event.

The future of the program to date is still in limbo

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Look at this organized chaos of redneck engineering fueled on beer and ditchweed


Splatmaster posted:

I personally know the former Captain of Team Boing of the Sussex County Delaware Punkin Chunkin Champions

Sorry, I meant Team Loaded Boing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FIbsg8zYuI

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Some more videos showing the insanity that is the CHUNK:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmSyrGsqmg8

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Goons Are Gifts

What's the it


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Splatmaster posted:

Some more videos showing the insanity that is the CHUNK:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmSyrGsqmg8

Omfg lol


treasure bear

helo just stopping by to say hi

jean-baptiste

treasure bear posted:

helo just stopping by to say hi

there goes the greatest gamer to ever live. thankyou for youre serivce. :patriot:

Stoner Sloth

alnilam posted:

just caught a big ol may beetle aka june bug that flew in my house last night and ran into the curtain and then ran into the ceiling and promptly got stuck deep in a light enclosure and was rolling around on the ground like an idiot this morning. i was IDing it online and may beetle was my top suspect and the wiki page said "adult may beetles are often described as quite clumsy on the ground and in the air" and i was like yup that's the one

:nice: - they sound a bit like the christmas beetles we get here, nice and big bois and gals but clumsy as a bear cub playing with his dick. Have often been standing out in a field with no trees or anything else to smack into and of course they'll still manage to bounce themselves off your forehead.

git any pics of this june bug?


prepuce repurposed posted:

drat u rlly are the splatmaster

this! and also nice moat redm!







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Stoner Sloth

treasure bear posted:

helo just stopping by to say hi

oh and hi treasure bear! and totally not treasure bear!







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


treasure bear posted:

helo just stopping by to say hi

HELLO TREASURE BEAR :love:


Goons Are Gifts

byob is getting crowded with old people coming back!!


Goons Are Gifts

Sorry not implying you're old just you know, young and full of energy


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


this is the return of those who left on rump-springa


sb hermit





treasure bear posted:

helo just stopping by to say hi

:wave:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



Buddy I just want you to know that I'm using the crap out of this yarn bowl tonight because I'm knitting a really complex cobweb lace shawl with three different colors and it helps so much :love:


Stoner Sloth


:wave: I like the parrot in your av, seems like a chill birb







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Robot Made of Meat

TOOT BOOT posted:

don't the dutch get upset about that?

They do, but they're too polite to mention it.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Farecoal

There he go

Splatmaster posted:

Some more videos showing the insanity that is the CHUNK:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmSyrGsqmg8

when I was a kid we went to fall farm fair (???) sometimes, in rural northern Illinois. they always had a pumpkin launcher, and the target was a cardboard stand with osama bin laden's face on it

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

treasure bear posted:

helo just stopping by to say hi

please stay

:pray:

Resting Lich Face


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
This emote is :nice:

sb hermit





Stoner Sloth posted:

:wave: I like the parrot in your av, seems like a chill birb

Thank you! I think I got the av from Putty.

hamjobs posted:

Buddy I just want you to know that I'm using the crap out of this yarn bowl tonight because I'm knitting a really complex cobweb lace shawl with three different colors and it helps so much :love:

Heck, I’m just happy that it’s being used at all!

Also, I’m still happy that it didn’t get cracked into a million pieces during shipment

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


If it ever breaks I'll do kintsugi on it. It's so frickin pretty.


Macnult

happy weed day eastern United States

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


every day is the funny number neoholiday, 6/9/69


Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Splatmaster posted:

Some more videos showing the insanity that is the CHUNK:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmSyrGsqmg8

hahaha

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Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

treasure bear posted:

helo just stopping by to say hi

hi!

Jaded Burnout


Twenty Four posted:

Also I still do my best to catch up on your DIY thread even if half the time I just furrow my brow, nod my head, and go "yes, I hope what you are doing works" lol.

That's also what I'm doing half the time

Twenty Four


Twenty Four


Jaded Burnout posted:

That's also what I'm doing half the time

I believe that 100% but I still respect what you have done!

alnilam

Stoner Sloth posted:

git any pics of this june bug?

yes but its capture was upon an envelope with private info written thereupon so i shan't post it sorry

e; sorry



ty manifisto

cda

by Hand Knit
I have enjoyed watching Splatmaster slowly build an entire library of parody lyrics based on BYOB threads and hope that one day someone with the ability finds this post and decides to find them and set them to music

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

cda posted:

I have enjoyed watching Splatmaster slowly build an entire library of parody lyrics based on BYOB threads and hope that one day someone with the ability finds this post and decides to find them and set them to music

:)

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Goons Are Gifts

:nice:


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