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Being asexual is just about the craziest poo poo in the world to me, but I guess it gives you time for lots of hobbies
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Your asexual teenage son's room might not smell so bad.
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Imagine how you'd feel if someone you thought was attractive and interesting came and started talking to you at a bar. To someone else, you're that person. You may not find yourself attractive or interesting, but there's people out there who do. You won't find them if you don't try. If you are extremely unattractive and/or boring, then you can work on fixing those qualities. Hobbies and activities will help you get in better shape both mentally and physically, making you more attractive, interesting, and confident overall. I'm a 5'8" manlet (like everyone else here, apparently) and I've still managed to get laid and even procreate. Shocking, right?
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Apr 20, 2019 13:28
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People out there complaining about being short while Danny DeVito and Paul Giamatti are out there laying pipe
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For me the hurdle isn't meeting people or flirting. I just find performance really terrifying, like I'm being judged by an audience on how well I gently caress. It's this fear that holds me back with other people sometimes. Other times I'm drunk enough for it not to be an issue. That's my wholly dysfunctional story and you therefore shouldn't take my advice 
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Apr 20, 2019 14:38
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I see hot ladey butt I'm not horney
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Apr 20, 2019 14:44
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I tug my weener but only when I think about my coin collection
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Apr 20, 2019 14:49
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Well that's why they call it a money shot.
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Apr 20, 2019 15:06
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Peanut Butter posted:It is funny, but ultimately they're still people and their political interests align with those of most of the people here. They're goofy, but in the world we're currently living in that's like a loving breath of fresh air imo What is your fursona?
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Apr 20, 2019 15:23
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Peanut Butter posted:It is funny, but ultimately they're still people and their political interests align with those of most of the people here. They're goofy, but in the world we're currently living in that's like a loving breath of fresh air imo I don't know if Wolf Hitler is going to match my political views
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Apr 20, 2019 15:31
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ElGroucho posted:I don't know if Wolf Hitler is going to match my political views Last I heard there's a pretty active effort to kick out the nazifurs given it was suddenly clear that it wasn't just a uniform fetish.
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Apr 20, 2019 15:40
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Been a while since we had a good solid conspiracy feshquote:Hello anonymous confession thread. I’m Q. Yes, the Q. You may also know me by another name - John F Kennedy Jr. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCbD8nsxcd8 quote:Is it okay to be going back to school, doing well, but utterly terrified of how it'll turn out? no, this is not okay at all, jeez dumb question Higher education is a huge investment of time and money, so of course it's natural to be scared that it's all a big boondoggle, but depending on what your exact plan is (quick master's in something with obvious applications would be a good choice here I think) it can be a pretty solid gamble. Without more information that's really all I can say about it.
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Apr 20, 2019 16:48
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My favorite JFK conspiracy is that Oswald was actually trying to shoot the Governor instead, but missed
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Apr 20, 2019 17:05
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My high school friend claims to be asexual but also apparently fucks regularly. They claim that choosing mates is based on the aesthetics of an individual and not anything to do with being sexually attracted to a gender. I'm not entirely sure what that means but they seem happy enough so that's cool.
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Apr 20, 2019 17:05
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You mean he just doesn't gently caress the first available partner and instead chooses them based on qualities other than availability of quivering holes/dicks? Woah, he's truly a special and rare person.
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Apr 20, 2019 17:09
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JFK jr, please tell us if your brother and Elvis really fought the mummy from Bubba HoTep.
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Apr 20, 2019 17:10
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Atlas Hugged posted:My high school friend claims to be asexual but also apparently fucks regularly. They claim that choosing mates is based on the aesthetics of an individual and not anything to do with being sexually attracted to a gender. I'm not entirely sure what that means but they seem happy enough so that's cool. That's a long way to say "I gently caress people I think are pretty."
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Apr 20, 2019 17:42
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I knew a girl who told me she was a "demiromantic sapiosexual" which means she is attracted to smart people but only wants to have sex with them if there's a romantic connection Truly bizarre, I know, but the world is a strange place
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Apr 20, 2019 17:54
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Conclusive evidence that this fesh is FAKE!!!quote:7) I survived the crash and went underground, living under assumed names until I came into contact with Donald Trump in 1984. He believed me and agreed to assist me, under the strict promise that I did not give him any credit JFK jr died in 1999
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wesleywillis posted:Conclusive evidence that this fesh is FAKE!!! That's just what they want you to think 
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Solice Kirsk posted:That's a long way to say "I gently caress people I think are pretty." "aesthetisexual"
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Apr 20, 2019 22:41
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Rad-daddio posted:"aesthetisexual" "not just a regular ol boring cishit guy!"
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wesleywillis posted:Conclusive evidence that this fesh is FAKE!!! Gosh, and I believed it 100% until now.
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wesleywillis posted:Conclusive evidence that this fesh is FAKE!!! So JFK isn't a goon?
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wesleywillis posted:Conclusive evidence that this fesh is FAKE!!! That fesh is basically a repost of a Q thing that has been going around for a while now. I'm convinced someone came up with it just to throw back in their faces every time they claim they research everything, not just repeat what they read unthinkingly.
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Q guy, here's some constructive criticism. The 1066 Billy the Conquerer date is too cliche and distant to be believable, use the death the of main Habsburg line (Charles II of Spain) or the French Revolution or the end of WW I (end of the ottomans/habsburg austria/russian empire/etc). THe rest is good
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Apr 21, 2019 15:36
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therattle posted:Gosh, and I believed it 100% until now. Thanks heavens I was able to help someone. Prayers.
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Pivotal Lever posted:Q guy, here's some constructive criticism. The 1066 Billy the Conquerer date is too cliche and distant to be believable, use the death the of main Habsburg line (Charles II of Spain) or the French Revolution or the end of WW I (end of the ottomans/habsburg austria/russian empire/etc). Also, they’ve been trying no nearly 1,000 years but haven’t succeeded yet? What gently caress-ups.
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Apr 21, 2019 16:21
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They've succeeded and are just in a holding pattern.
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Apr 21, 2019 17:31
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Solice Kirsk posted:They've succeeded and are just in a holding pattern. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UMNxqpaTTs&t=190s
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Azza Bamboo posted:asexual teenage son good username
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wesleywillis posted:Conclusive evidence that this fesh is FAKE!!! drat, this fesh got proven wrong before I could ask JFK jr. why he decided to fake his death on my wedding day. Way to be inconsiderate.
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Apr 22, 2019 20:20
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Yes, the constant neo-liberal governments the US have had since the early 80s are just chomping at the bit to switch to socialism.
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quote:About 6 months ago, my wife saw me reading Oglaf Comics, which is a fantasy webcomic that incorporates a lot of sexual elements. She was a little put off at first, but I caught her reading it secretly a few times before she just started reading it openly and sharing her favorite gags with me. This also reignited her interest in getting into kink, something we gave up after she failed to get pregnant a few years ago and things in the bedroom cooled down somewhat. That one kind of took a turn in the middle huh quote:It's been five years since I peed into an empty water bottle.
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Ignoring the first, obviously fake fesh to focus on the second. One time on a road trip, my brother (who started drinking at 7am) wanted to stop to pee but they had just made a stop 1 hour prior and no one else wanted to stop. They handed him an empty 2 liter bottle, which he proceeded to fill up around 90 percent full. I felt bad because he definitely needed to go, but holy poo poo maybe don't drink like you're at a frat party when you're on a road trip, Alkie McGee.
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Apr 29, 2019 13:08
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Nocheez posted:Ignoring the first, obviously fake fesh to focus on the second. How dare you imply that aliens have buttholes!
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Obviously aliens would have cloacas that are completely indistinguishable from penises, it just makes senseNocheez posted:Ignoring the first, obviously fake fesh to focus on the second. I am thankful I have never had to do this, but the one time I came close (when I was 19 maybe?) also involved starting drinking at 7am No memory of that day between leaving my friend's dorm room and waking up midafternoon from a nap I took in the middle of a field, but apparently I was really loud and annoying all day (sounds about right)
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Once at Burning Man I had to pee but didn’t feel like walking to the bathrooms because it was so hot and I was building my kitchen so I went into my box truck, pissed in an iced tea bottle, and tucked it behind the tire to throw away later after camp was built. I got very high and forgot about it immediately (bad hippie! No MOOP) so a week later I’m chilling in camp with the homies around sundown and suddenly this woman starts screaming and wretching in the kitchen. “oh my god it’s piss!” “What?” “That’s not iced tea it’s piss! You just gave me cold piss to drink!” So we’d had a camp clean up a few days ago and someone found an ostensibly full bottle of iced tea under my truck and put it in one of the coolers. Some dude I didn’t really like had been hitting on this woman (Actually kind of a friend of mine womp womp) and offered her a cold drink. I double checked and sure enough the bottle was gone from where I left it, and she ran out of camp puke-heaving, with the dude chasing her trying to apologize, and with everyone else at camp just utterly dissolving into a fit of spurious giggles, and eventually after talking about it for 20 minutes someone said “hey the only one in camp who drinks Iced Tea is Bust Rodd...” and I immediately confessed and we all swore a pinky promise to take it to the grave. So don’t delay, throw your piss bottles away folks!
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Dear aliens: please send in more plot twist confessions, these are fuckin' great
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loquacius posted:Obviously aliens would have cloacas that are completely indistinguishable from penises, it just makes sense Haven't we had some confessions from people who have been abducted by aliens, or been involved in secret government research on aliens? Maybe they can clarify the question of alien sex organs.
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