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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTyON6gPTFI
can't be real. theres just too many comical details

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Holy poo poo, that ending.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

KoRMaK posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTyON6gPTFI
can't be real. theres just too many comical details

I used to work for an ATM manufacturer, and this is actually one of the best ways to steal one. I'm surprised they didn't try taking a whack at the same safe with the bucket to break it open. That worked a few times, but those cases might have been using a bigger piece of equipment.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Holy poo poo :stonk:

e: There is some great stuff on that channel!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EViyccc2t9w

Beartaco fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Apr 21, 2019

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Cojawfee posted:

Holy poo poo, that ending.

LOL I was watching wondering how they would accomplish that part of the theft.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

Beartaco posted:

Holy poo poo :stonk:

e: There is some great stuff on that channel!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EViyccc2t9w

:allears: someone gets to experience BigClive fresh oh my god. You're lucky.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Nocheez posted:

I used to work for an ATM manufacturer, and this is actually one of the best ways to steal one. I'm surprised they didn't try taking a whack at the same safe with the bucket to break it open. That worked a few times, but those cases might have been using a bigger piece of equipment.

There was one in the area I grew up (I want to say it was 20ish years ago). They used a big rear end pickup truck. Backed into the wall and busted it up enough they could chain up the ATM and pull it out. They then found out it was too heavy, so they *dragged it behind them all they way home*. It was a quick case to close for the cops. They just followed the torn up asphalt to the house and the ATM was in the driveway with a tarp over it.

EDIT: Written out like that it seems too unbelievably stupid to be true. Now I'm thinking that it's one of those bar stories that my drunken self filed under "this totally happened".

Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Apr 21, 2019

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



I bought one of those when I traveled to Canada, and it sparked pretty heavily whenever I plugged it in my phone charger. I was actually scared of setting fire to the house I was a guest in because of this piece of crap.

Sam Hall
Jun 29, 2003

Beartaco posted:

Holy poo poo :stonk:

e: There is some great stuff on that channel!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EViyccc2t9w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIUJWIT9GrU

"The baby's gonna be live at about 110 volts"

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Queen Combat posted:

:allears: someone gets to experience BigClive fresh oh my god. You're lucky.

I have gone five years not knowing about what is clearly the greatest youtube video of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcDgOGC5Lcc

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Beartaco posted:

I have gone five years not knowing about what is clearly the greatest youtube video of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcDgOGC5Lcc

Dammit I wanted to post that! Prefaced with:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9270u0MkI2w

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Nocheez posted:

I used to work for an ATM manufacturer, and this is actually one of the best ways to steal one. I'm surprised they didn't try taking a whack at the same safe with the bucket to break it open. That worked a few times, but those cases might have been using a bigger piece of equipment.

It's a drat good thing you can't just order up keys for one of those machines off the internet then!

https://www.amazon.com/KOMATSU-EXCAVATOR-PC120-7-PC130-7-PC200-7/dp/B01MTXUTH5

https://www.amazon.com/Construction...SN42NRY7M4H7N57

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Beartaco posted:

I have gone five years not knowing about what is clearly the greatest youtube video of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcDgOGC5Lcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bprXFmG_yAE

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


I suppose we might have covered this in this thread before, as my browser shows I've read this page before, but:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_Big_Branch_Mine_disaster posted:

Former Massey Energy CEO Don Blankenship was convicted in 2015 of a misdemeanor conspiring to willfully violate safety standards and was sentenced to one year in prison.
:toot:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Blankenship posted:

He called himself a "political prisoner",

quote:

In August 2017, Blankenship funded a television ad featuring the sister of one of the miners killed in the Upper Big Branch coal mine explosion. The sister, Gwen Thomas, asks in the ad "if the United States Mine Safety and Health Administration insisted that changes be made which reduced Upper Big Branch’s airflow before the explosion."
:psyduck:

quote:

Blankenship entered the Republican primary in the 2018 United States Senate election in West Virginia, challenging incumbent Democratic U.S. Senator Joe Manchin. His television ads were aimed at "getting the truth out" about the Upper Big Branch explosion and "exposing the government cover-up."
:negative:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I like how Blankenship threatened people by giving them cans of Dad’s Root Beer—Do As Don Says.

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

MisterOblivious posted:

It's a drat good thing you can't just order up keys for one of those machines off the internet then!

https://www.amazon.com/KOMATSU-EXCAVATOR-PC120-7-PC130-7-PC200-7/dp/B01MTXUTH5

https://www.amazon.com/Construction...SN42NRY7M4H7N57

There's is a close to 100% chance the key was under the floor mat or in an ash tray if it wasn't just left in the ignition. It's just too much of a pain in the rear end to have all the people that might need to jump in and move one have a key let alone just the operators.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPIboTdIYyQ

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Hope that's not a salt pool

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro




I have 2-3 of these that I travel with...and it never crossed my mind I could or should even do this.

Goober Peas fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Apr 21, 2019

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Proteus Jones posted:

There was one in the area I grew up (I want to say it was 20ish years ago). They used a big rear end pickup truck. Backed into the wall and busted it up enough they could chain up the ATM and pull it out. They then found out it was too heavy, so they *dragged it behind them all they way home*. It was a quick case to close for the cops. They just followed the torn up asphalt to the house and the ATM was in the driveway with a tarp over it.

EDIT: Written out like that it seems too unbelievably stupid to be true. Now I'm thinking that it's one of those bar stories that my drunken self filed under "this totally happened".

this sounds like the same case:
https://www.abqjournal.com/504239/atm-machine-stolen-dragged-through-streets-of-silver-city.html

e: but it was 2014. maybe it was the same crew, 2nd attempt?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




We had the same happen before in Quebec, though I'm not sure they dragged it home. It's fairly common for someone to attempt to steal an ATM with their pickup only to find out it's a hell of a lot heavier than they thought.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Hugh Malone posted:

this sounds like the same case:
https://www.abqjournal.com/504239/atm-machine-stolen-dragged-through-streets-of-silver-city.html

e: but it was 2014. maybe it was the same crew, 2nd attempt?

Well I'll be god damned, maybe they weren't lying to me. This would have been sometime in the late 90s when I heard the story.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

As promised, pics of the 14th street bridge from this last trip:





Notice that the remnants of the last meal in the first pic.

Honestly, any driver that takes a truck through that entire area at all is loving stupid. There's no lack of signs that is not an area for big rigs.

loving gives me flashbacks to when I did logistics and learned just how inattentive or careless drivers can be.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I saw the aftermath of a bridge can-opening someone the other day. The funny thing is it's shorter on one side than the other (I think below 12'6" though which most bridges are).

The hilarious part is there's no reason what so ever for trucks to go down that road. There's no local delivery points for them that way.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

This is more fun when you do it with electric hedge trimmers.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Proteus Jones posted:

There was one in the area I grew up (I want to say it was 20ish years ago). They used a big rear end pickup truck. Backed into the wall and busted it up enough they could chain up the ATM and pull it out. They then found out it was too heavy, so they *dragged it behind them all they way home*. It was a quick case to close for the cops. They just followed the torn up asphalt to the house and the ATM was in the driveway with a tarp over it.

EDIT: Written out like that it seems too unbelievably stupid to be true. Now I'm thinking that it's one of those bar stories that my drunken self filed under "this totally happened".

This stupid stuff happens. https://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/4418907-orr-man-charged-robbing-bank

The full story is that this dude robbed a bank in my home town that's right on the lake. No one at the bank really cared; the amount they keep in the drawers is minimal but he pepper sprayed them anyway. He rode his ATV across the lake so that everyone could see his tracks. He lived not far from HWY 53.

Here's the funny part that's not in the article. There were 2 Highway patrol guys with nothing better to do having lunch in a town 20 miles away that were itching for a bust. There was a Sheriff's deputy in town that needed something to do other than cruise around. There was a BIA guy on the road near the dudes place. There were a couple of Tribal cops with nothing better to do near there (it's close to the rez). He ran himself into a full task force for the probably $300 he took. All of them just itching to use their training and cop it up.

He apparently was unfamiliar with what happens when there is not a lot of crime in a small town, but there are a lot of law enforcement officers that want something to do.

https://www.duluthnewstribune.com/news/4418907-orr-man-charged-robbing-bank

thekeeshman
Feb 21, 2007
So obviously flying on a 737 MAX is a terrible idea, but it looks like anyone planning on flying in a dreamliner should probably think again: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/20/business/boeing-dreamliner-production-problems.html

The kicker: "In North Charleston, the pace of production has quickened. Starting this year, Boeing is producing 14 Dreamliners a month, split between North Charleston and Everett, up from the previous 12. At the same time, Boeing said it was eliminating about a hundred quality control positions in North Charleston."

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

thekeeshman posted:

So obviously flying on a 737 MAX is a terrible idea, but it looks like anyone planning on flying in a dreamliner should probably think again: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/20/business/boeing-dreamliner-production-problems.html

The kicker: "In North Charleston, the pace of production has quickened. Starting this year, Boeing is producing 14 Dreamliners a month, split between North Charleston and Everett, up from the previous 12. At the same time, Boeing said it was eliminating about a hundred quality control positions in North Charleston."

quote:

Mr. Barnett was reprimanded in 2014 for documenting errors. In a performance review seen by The Times, a senior manager downgraded him for “using email to express process violations,” instead of engaging “F2F,” or face to face.

Yeah, that's some bullshit. One of the first lessons of working in any large organization is to make sure everything of substance has an email to back it up. Talking face to face is great, but if it's not followed up with an email starting out "per our last conversation" then it didn't really happen. It's not even just a CYA thing, I ask people all the time to send me an email about whatever they were asking for, just so I have a record of exactly what they were talking about.

If one wanted to be really charitable, it's possible they were talking about only using email rather than talking to people and backing that up with email, but Boeing isn't exactly running high on the benefit of the doubt right now.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Buttcoin purse posted:

I suppose we might have covered this in this thread before, as my browser shows I've read this page before, but:

:toot:


:psyduck:

:negative:

Now hear me out on this.

How about we give OSHA, and even more so MSHA, inspectors the privilege of summary justice. "We told you this would kill people. It killed people. BANG."

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

wolrah posted:

Even worse, the plug bit connects to the main adapter using a C7/C8 connector, which is pretty much everywhere.


It's not entirely unlikely that there's an appliance in their hotel room that uses the same connector which they could borrow a cord from. I definitely did that when I had a Mac, my nice original long cord stayed at home conveniently accessible on top of my desk while I carried around a generic cord from an old VCR in my backpack.

Or you ask the hotel to dig through the box of lost cables and chargers which they invariably have.

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvC2cMdbdes

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Yeah, that's some bullshit. One of the first lessons of working in any large organization is to make sure everything of substance has an email to back it up. Talking face to face is great, but if it's not followed up with an email starting out "per our last conversation" then it didn't really happen. It's not even just a CYA thing, I ask people all the time to send me an email about whatever they were asking for, just so I have a record of exactly what they were talking about.

If one wanted to be really charitable, it's possible they were talking about only using email rather than talking to people and backing that up with email, but Boeing isn't exactly running high on the benefit of the doubt right now.

If you’re dinging people on reviews for “not working in the grey areas” then yeah your benefit of the doubt is effectively none, yeah

insta
Jan 28, 2009

drgitlin posted:

Or you ask the hotel to dig through the box of lost cables and chargers which they invariably have.

I asked once, and the front desk got super pissed off at me :( I just asked if they had an Android charger!

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


insta posted:

I asked once, and the front desk got super pissed off at me :( I just asked if they had an Android charger!

Maybe they didn't know what android phones were and figured you had a sex robit

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

insta posted:

I asked once, and the front desk got super pissed off at me :( I just asked if they had an Android charger!

They all sell that stuff at their crappy convenience stores. Attendants giving out free stuff seems like folk wisdom from simpler times.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I'm not 100% sure but looks like they may have lifted some of my old mining induction/safety animations.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

insta posted:

I asked once, and the front desk got super pissed off at me :( I just asked if they had an Android charger!

Fallom posted:

They all sell that stuff at their crappy convenience stores. Attendants giving out free stuff seems like folk wisdom from simpler times.

that “life pro tip” got too popularized and now everyone thinks every hotel desk has every charger cord type in a box that draws from the same L-space as “the back” of any retail store

so people asking have now worn a bit thin, aye

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Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Powershift posted:

Maybe they didn't know what android phones were and figured you had a sex robit

Dr Gero's parachute account spotted

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