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Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1057390/The_Kaiju_Offensive/

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OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
Man, been a while.since I've seen a Klik 'n' Play game.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Just because it's old doesn't mean it's a classic

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1055430/Swords_and_Sandals_Classic_Collection/

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

I am 100% on board with all of this

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
https://www.gamersgate.com/DD-DA/dark-apes

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

that url tho
:yikes:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

sunken fleet posted:

that url tho
:yikes:
That's an old store predating the thing.

It has tons of amazing awful poo poo

https://gamersgate.com/DD-SKYS/skyscraper

https://gamersgate.com/DD-RH/rat-hunter

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!

$10 for what would have been a mediocre Flash game in 2003?

Yes! It's a Terrible Awful game!

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Amazing how what once would be a Newgrounds game made as a hobby is now garbage on steam being sold for money.

The Skeleton King fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Apr 21, 2019

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Mostly just because it wasn't practical to charge money for it back then.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHtT2MNTC2A

buy it now on steam

Jamfrost
Jul 20, 2013

I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.
Slime TrainerS
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1060870/Hello_World/

Quite a few phone games to sift through this day. Goodness. Happy Easter. I'll be hunting for more awful games instead of eggs.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


3D Custom Lady Maker

I really want to know what I've done to make Steam think that I want to see things like this.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

ultrafilter posted:

3D Custom Lady Maker

I really want to know what I've done to make Steam think that I want to see things like this.

At the risk of resurrecting an old meme, it's almost certainly because you touch yourself at night.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

ultrafilter posted:

3D Custom Lady Maker

I really want to know what I've done to make Steam think that I want to see things like this.

:nws::nws:The "18+ Adult Content" DLC features a screenshot of Blue Man Group loving.:nws::nws:

Tamba
Apr 5, 2010

ultrafilter posted:

3D Custom Lady Maker

I really want to know what I've done to make Steam think that I want to see things like this.

Steam tells you why it recommened you a game
(probably because it's tagged singleplayer, and you've played/liked a singleplayer game recently...)

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Tamba posted:

Steam tells you why it recommened you a game
(probably because it's tagged singleplayer, and you've played/liked a singleplayer game recently...)

quote:

Is this game relevant to you?
This game doesn't look like other things you've played in the past. As such we don't have much information on whether or not you might be interested in it.

:shrug:

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
The algorithm, ladies and gentlemen!

HGH
Dec 20, 2011

The Skeleton King posted:

Amazing how what once would be a Newgrounds game made as a hobby is now garbage on steam being sold for money.
I remember playing the demo for this on Kongregate almost a decade ago:
They tried to charge people for a full version back then too.

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.

OutOfPrint posted:

The algorithm, ladies and gentlemen!

Steam does that a lot. Another one is "because it's popular" and those anime spank fodder games don't ever really get bought by people not looking for it so they're always like 90% or higher rated.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/NinEverything/status/1119858488258093056

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Knock boots...?

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

RatHat posted:

Knock boots...?

A) If you're from the midwest you know about 2-steppin'

B) I should have looked at that screenshot more clearly because there's a "Man Opacity" slider.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

RatHat posted:

Knock boots...?

it means to have sex :tipshat:

bbcisdabomb
Jan 15, 2008

SHEESH

I found my new forum name!

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

The Skeleton King posted:

Amazing how what once would be a Newgrounds game made as a hobby is now garbage on steam being sold for money.

Steam wanted to corner the market on garbage, obviously.

Deadguy2322
Dec 16, 2017

Greatness Awaits
Apparently the douchebag who made YIIK has declared that video games are definitely not art, because nobody appreciated his game as the work of art it was.

LMFAO

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Deadguy2322 posted:

Apparently the douchebag who made YIIK has declared that video games are definitely not art, because nobody appreciated his game as the work of art it was.

LMFAO

tell me more. :allears:

Veotax
May 16, 2006


https://twitter.com/_watsu/status/1119648516513632257?s=19

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


:actually:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

:actually:

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002


I don't know what's funnier, the fans that try to claim this series was actually good and lament its descent into fanservice, or the fact that this is on a Nintendo console and SONY won't let it through, even with an M rating.

Quicksilver6
Mar 21, 2008



I assume the rating is partially due to "intense feelings of second-hand shame and embarassment at this things existence"

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Discendo Vox posted:

tell me more. :allears:

Also, said podcast is chud-aligned, so he's just doubling down rather than trying to learn anything. It seems... Familiar somehow! Almost like life imitating a thing that can't be art at all.

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

Games can be art, and art can be poo poo.

Sometimes, that poo poo is good art, because "poo poo" can be a vessel for expression of greater themes.

Other times, that poo poo is YIIK, and therefore just poo poo.

Thank you for reading my dissertation.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I <3 that use of "triggered". Thank you for sharing.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Apr 22, 2019

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
I intentionally made a bad thing so people would hate it they ended up hating it!


Meanwhile, that may-not-belong-in-this-thread porn game has earned "mainstream notoriety" by getting over a million dollars in backing.

Its goal was $130K.

https://www.pcgamer.com/a-kickstarter-for-a-game-thats-basically-hentai-mass-effect-has-raised-over-a-million-dollars/

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

An ambitious game project by people who have never made a game before, way overfunded on Kickstarter? This will only end well!

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
This will end one of two ways: Tears, or semen.

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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Dareon posted:

This will end one of two ways: Tears, or semen.

porque no los etc etc

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