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Len posted:That dog is living its best life Really? Mega Curse
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Krankenstyle posted:twitter is a nazi hellhole but it does allow the common man the opportunity of dropping sick burns on public figures, and for that at least I am grateful. This is literally the only reason I created a twitter account.
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Jerry Cotton posted:That Just lol if you care at all for the people in this as anything more than chicken delivery systems for that good boy.
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jobson groeth posted:Just lol if you care at all for the people in this as anything more than chicken delivery systems for that good boy. But... they don't deliver? That's the curse! They delivered but they're not delivering. They are in the wrong!
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Apr 21, 2019 23:38
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hope it was a boneless chicken because chicken bones gently caress up dogs' guts
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500 good dogs posted:hope it was a boneless chicken because chicken bones gently caress up dogs' guts How does dog know what chicky bones are?
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bring back old gbs posted:Lmao 'just show boating at this point' it's up there with Lord's of Synth as a thing I will watch through several times, knowing I'm actually missing 75% of the jokes IT's not just one video, there are entire Marblelympics with opening and closing ceremonies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mmNzfXg6sM
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bring back old gbs posted:Lmao 'just show boating at this point' it's up there with Lord's of Synth as a thing I will watch through several times, knowing I'm actually missing 75% of the jokes Thank you for reminding me to watch "Lords of Synth" again.
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500 good dogs posted:hope it was a boneless chicken because chicken bones gently caress up dogs' guts Not if it was raw chicken. Raw chicken bones are fine. Except for all the salmonella.
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This genuinely makes my day happier. Good for you, guys. 
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I don't think I've had the same scenario as the cat, but I've definitely had the sneeze/fart combo. That poo poo hurts my butthole.
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Apr 22, 2019 08:33
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DiggityDoink posted:I don't think I've had the same scenario as the cat, but I've definitely had the sneeze/fart combo. That poo poo hurts my butthole. I once sneezed weirdly on the toilet and hosed up my back for weeks. I told people it was a sports injury.
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One of the few universal truths is that the dumber the circumstances, the more serious the injury/cooler the scar. I have a scar from when I nicked my hand on my locker in the 10th grade. I have a scar from an unfortunate mishap with a cheese grater. My wrist hurt for weeks after I picked up my cast iron skillet wrong. I do not have a scar from when I cut my foot while cliff diving, or from any of my many bike riding spills.
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Buddy is as blessed as he was in 2017: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6nhSDAKRj8
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D. Ebdrup posted:Buddy is as blessed as he was in 2017:
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Dude's whole YT channel is full of pretty great stuff https://www.youtube.com/user/BrasilianMusician
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Renegret posted:One of the few universal truths is that the dumber the circumstances, the more serious the injury/cooler the scar. This. No one noticed the scar from the time i got in a fight with a skinhead, but they not the stupid poo poo from papercuts and poo poo
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RFC2324 posted:This. No one noticed the scar from the time i got in a fight with a skinhead, but they not the stupid poo poo from papercuts and poo poo Explaining how I managed to throw a tomahawk into my own middle finger is always fun.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Explaining how I managed to throw a tomahawk into my own middle finger is always fun. the time I ran myself over with a 4 wheeler...
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RFC2324 posted:the time I ran myself over with a 4 wheeler... The best thing about rideable lawnmowers is that there's a dead man's bum switch.
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https://twitter.com/MichaelGalanin/status/1119804757378572290RFC2324 posted:the time I ran myself over with a 4 wheeler... The sharp lid of a can of Chef Boyardee ravioli.
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Renegret posted:One of the few universal truths is that the dumber the circumstances, the more serious the injury/cooler the scar. Amen to that. Worst one was when I hosed up my knee on the Wii balance board when I first got Wii Fit. It was some hula hoop motion thing, I kinda rolled my knee sideways and heard/felt a horrible POP and just collapsed in pain. Ended up nearly tearing something, was on pain meds for days. I'm not even that fat I promise  When I was younger, I decided to try shooting a shishkebab skewer stick with my slingshot. Somehow, it ended up like rotating back as I let go, and it ended up stabbing through my hand. I still have a tiny scar from it. It didn't hurt really, but as soon as it happened I finally realized what a stupid, stupid decision that was. Far cooler was the scar I got on my finger from slipping when opening a dog food can - it was in a perfect Quake logo shape. It's pretty much invisible now, but in middle / high school that was pretty cool (at least to my dorky rear end)
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Code Jockey posted:
In my early college days I knew a dude that got one of those through his actual dick from people loading them into a pellet rifle. Those fuckers will go straight through an aluminum rain gutter. E: sorry for the cursed post in the blessed thread, that just reminded me of something from forever ago. Don't put bamboo skewers in an air rifle. They go where they want. Roundup Ready fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Apr 23, 2019 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:dogs are a kind of people Dogs are better than people and we don't deserve them
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:Dogs are better than people and we don't deserve them 
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