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Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

On 20 August 2017, the United States Navy destroyer USS John S. McCain lost ten of its crew's lives in a collision with the merchant ship Alnic MC a short distance east of the strait whilst full steering capabilities had been lost and making a series of errors in attempted mitigation, its external lights being changed to "red over red" ("vessel not under command")

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Feral Integral posted:

On 20 August 2017, the United States Navy destroyer USS John S. McCain lost ten of its crew's lives in a collision with the merchant ship Alnic MC a short distance east of the strait whilst full steering capabilities had been lost and making a series of errors in attempted mitigation, its external lights being changed to "red over red" ("vessel not under command")

The Alnic MC is 600 feet long btw

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Framing the electoral map

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





the good friday agreement, lol

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





pslol: adam `schitt`

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





.....ive been working on this for two years.... and he just.... tweeted it out...

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Feral Integral posted:

On 20 August 2017, the United States Navy destroyer USS John S. McCain lost ten of its crew's lives in a collision with the merchant ship Alnic MC a short distance east of the strait whilst full steering capabilities had been lost and making a series of errors in attempted mitigation, its external lights being changed to "red over red" ("vessel not under command")
Doing his son proud by crashing military assets even in death. :patriot:

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

zegermans posted:

2dcat got fired from his label for making a music video to "Remember Sailor" featuring only C-SPAM memes

why don't we kickstart a cspam label and REALLY kick this poo poo into high gear

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009


i'm gonna remember this on my deathbed

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

ah the YOSPOS theme song, this is quaint

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/h0mErth0mps0n/status/967808356172881920

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bush sexually harassing Angela Merkel

Ayatollah Hermione
Apr 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
that time Eisenhower tried to do a piccolo https://www.businessinsider.com/how...utm_term=mobile

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Big brother smirked, “Facts are whatever I say they are. For example, trains are small. Really small. You could fit a train in the palm of your hand.”

“That’s not true,” spluttered Winston. “I was on a train yesterday. It’s the biggest drat thing I’d ever seen.”

“No!” boomed Big Brother. “It was small! Welcome to Tiny Train World, Winston. Enjoy not being able to catch a train on account of their being too small, you idiot!”

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

https://www.golfdigest.com/gallery/eight-reasons-why-president-trump-shouldnt-apologize-for-playing-golf

i miss when people were merely defending trump from golfing a lot, and not actively ruining people's lives at every single avenue possible

lol i stopped reading after the first reason assumed Trump walked round golf courses and got good exercise, when in fact he uses golf buggies even on the green.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


I thought I had seen that quote somewhere:

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/823724412729839617

Lol for the Guardian falling for it

Also, this really reads like a Rick and Morty sketch

Feldegast42 has issued a correction as of 17:05 on Apr 24, 2019

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Gorilla Channel was him too, right?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
not only did the guardian fall for it, they blatantly plagiarized that specific tweet along with its fake quote

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol the latest scotus justice got nominated because he thinks sitting presidents should be immune to impeachment

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

not only did the guardian fall for it, they blatantly plagiarized that specific tweet along with its fake quote

Ah... So he's one of those "influencers" you hear so much about these days

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

remember when they asked GOP candidates at a debate which American woman they’d put on the $20

lmao

who was it that said “my mom”

somebody else said a loving limey I think

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Jeb! said his mom

Friend Ben said Margaret Thatcher

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
loving lol

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
dying hahaha

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

tinstaach posted:

Jeb! said his mom

ahahahahaha

JEB!

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyQ9g2WTy8

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


those answers will remain in my brain long after the names of my family and friends have faded

along with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYOSaKGtLmk

I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life than I did watching this live

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

tinstaach posted:

Jeb! said his mom

Friend Ben said Margaret Thatcher

lol i just finished listening to pink floyd's "the final cut" and "fletcher memorial home" is pretty drat cspam as it says put thatcher, reagan, haig, etc in a home where they can watch themselves on TV until they're all rounded up and then they can be executed.

but Ben saying thatcher is a funny political thing i didnt know and hope to not forget

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Jd-xhYygk

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Hahah where and when was this

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

tinstaach posted:

Jeb! said his mom

geez oh man

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Was looking for an old baseball post but found this, drat I used to be a good poster

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


smol ben interrupting his speech at the march for life to do live ad reads for his podcast sponsors, who promptly dropped him after they realized how awful it made them look

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





01011001
Dec 26, 2012

tinstaach posted:

smol ben interrupting his speech at the march for life to do live ad reads for his podcast sponsors, who promptly dropped him after they realized how awful it made them look

that was absolutely unbelievable

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4uj5NZS7g8

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StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

one of o'reilley's first jobs was denying massacres in el salvador for cbs

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