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As for Ned's bones, um, yall forget the Red Wedding or the Boltons taking Winterfell? You really think anyone thought to Fedex Ned's bones back home? The book made it way cooler; some Northern lady had Reek/Theon take her down to the crypts when Ramsay ruled it, and told Reek how she was a teenager when ned's brother branden totally had the hots for her, but he was engaged later to Catelyn. But the lady kept her cool and waited, marrying another dude, who rode off with Ned Stark to war. And some months later Ned comes back with her husband's horse and that was it. He buried her husband with several other men in an unmarked grave, but he did make drat sure to bring his whore sister's bones home. So now this lady, old and widowed, was pretty loving glad the Starks were destroyed, and bragged to Theon Ned's bones were lost in some swamp...but she had people looking for them so she would be sure he never got home. Same thing with Robb, the idiot's probably rotten in some mass Stark grave. I do really love how Jon is a total idiot here now. LOL Dany hey I'm really your king lmao isn't that awesome no no one else knows why? gently caress you idiots, just get married and rule together, it isn't that hard.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Bronn ain’t gonna do poo poo. He’ll have a bros-befo’-hoes moment and not kill either of the Lannister Lads. Has Wight Hound fighting Large Rob Clegane been debunked? I'm not up to date.
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big nipples big life posted:I think the wildling girl would have probably commented on his scaly, firebreathing dong so that theory is out. She was a wildling, she never saw a southerner dick before. She was probably thinking, "Oh everybody south of the wall has scaly dragon dicks, so that's why we stay up here."
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Dongicus posted:You are, with 99.9 percent accuracy, sexually attracted to computer components. Never reply to me ever again. I'm certain, to 99.2 percent accuracy (sorry my autism levels aren't as high), that you are responsible for no less than 5 of those pages.
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Apr 23, 2019 04:15
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Supreme Allah posted:I do, four Episodes left, wiating to see who dies and what happens and then I don't think there's anything on TV worth watching until the Deadwood movie New/final season of iZombie starts May 2. You know, if you like shows with zombies. It's set in Seattle tho so winter definitely isn't coming.
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Defenders of GOT always pad out their lists of why one episode wasn’t filler with things like “-now THIS character also knows the thing that this other character learned about in the last episode” and “-the thing that character did last episode? Well now he’s in the location where it’ll eventually happen!” as if these are distinct plot points instead of just where things were already going
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I have a bad feeling about my main man Beric's chances of survival. Jorah can't die because he has a valyrian steel sword literally named Heartsbane and he has to kill Dany and pull Lightbringer out of her heart.
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Are all the serpent people dead? Like the had whole armies which just... none of this makes any sense anymore. Callback to earlier season. The NK should go around winterfell, kill the golden company/kings landing and then after having killed everyone and winterfell is super hosed, blockade the poo poo outta it until only bran/3i raven is alive. Oh wait no it's poetry about fire and ice is like life and death and everything's a circle and time is whimsical (when the plot needs).
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Are all the serpent people dead? Like the had whole armies which just... none of this makes any sense anymore. Callback to earlier season. The NK should go around winterfell, kill the golden company/kings landing and then after having killed everyone and winterfell is super hosed, blockade the poo poo outta it until only bran/3i raven is alive. Oh wait no it's poetry about fire and ice is like life and death and everything's a circle and time is whimsical (when the plot needs). The Dornish army should still be intact, but Euron destroyed / captured all the boats Dany and Yara were going to use to transport them. So now they are just sitting in Dorne. Or maybe Euron destroyed the boats when the armies were on it I don't really remember.
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Wait they're not going to kill the Night King and destroy the undead army next episode right? Also I love the compounding dumbness of: If we kill the Night King the entire army dies. Well then he'll just sit in a cave somewhere. No, luckily, he's so incredibly stupid he'll risk his life trying to murder some guy. Why? Well this guy knows history and if you kill the history you kill the people. Surely if you kill the people you kill the people? Also why not just have some of his twenty trillion men kill this guy? We have 4 episodes. porfiria fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Apr 23, 2019 |
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Also why the gently caress is Dany referring to it as "Jon Snow's fight?" Like the only reason you're fighting is for the bone? Not because the world will end if you don't?
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facebook jihad posted:I'm certain, to 99.2 percent accuracy (sorry my autism levels aren't as high), that you are responsible for no less than 5 of those pages. This post is what gbs does to your brain
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"What if they all just showed up there" does look easy, yeah.
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“What if the world got significantly smaller during winter? Clickety-clack”.
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To be fair, it's Stephen King commenting on how to handle an ending
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Martman posted:To be fair, it's Stephen King commenting on how to handle an ending my mom's been getting into Stephen King recently and talking about what a great storyteller he is. I do think he's a fantastic writer and is a reason he publishes so often, but that tweet killed me a little bit on the inside.
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He’s a cool guy but I dunno if I would take heed to his opinions on storytelling. The Shining is one of the best movies ever made, fight me.
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Uh, maybe, but a scary ghost lady on the toilet is clearly how that story was meant to conclude. edit: After googling the end of the novel, it's possible I've misremembered it...
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Jorah can't die because he has a valyrian steel sword literally named Heartsbane and he has to kill Dany and pull Lightbringer out of her heart. Jorah going from printer carrying to incel sword murder does make sense. Next year you'll be a writer on the show('s inevitable spinoff).
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Are all the serpent people dead? Like the had whole armies which just... none of this makes any sense anymore. Callback to earlier season. The NK should go around winterfell, kill the golden company/kings landing and then after having killed everyone and winterfell is super hosed, blockade the poo poo outta it until only bran/3i raven is alive. Oh wait no it's poetry about fire and ice is like life and death and everything's a circle and time is whimsical (when the plot needs). there's still hope for undead bad pussy
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This is the only battle set up where the Unsullied could actually use their strengths (elite soldiers trained to fight as a phalanx) and they are fighting a mostly-infantry horde that is presumed will run mindlessly at them. So I expect they will all die in some dumb way.
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Stephen King is indeed a great storyteller but not a great storyfinisher so in that regard he has a lot in common with George RR Martin.
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I just wanna know what King liked so much to prompt that tweet. He's the kind of person to weirdly fixate on one minute thing. Either that or an intern did it.
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Laterite posted:Stephen King is indeed a great storyteller but not a great storyfinisher so in that regard he has a lot in common with George RR Martin. This is the correct take. King writes some really spectacular poo poo that almost always has the worst possible ending. Everyone knows about The Shining, but apparently The Dark Tower has an ending so bad fans would rather die than read the last chapter of this 80,000 page series.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:This is the correct take. Oh, it's bad. Real bad. I still love the series but the second half of the last book is just awful.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:This is the correct take. Lol the last chapter ends with the narrator telling you to stop reading because anything you imagine will be better than the ending.
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Wizard Master posted:Look at these loving retards This makes me angry.
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Resting Lich Face posted:The little girl with the scarred face who wanted to fight is DEFINITELY going to die horribly. She's the one who's gonna fight off ned stark's headless skeleton
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I'm all in on the stupid anime show. That bit where Arya flings knives perfectly into a post half a mile away by barely flicking her wrist was just... *kisses fingertipis* perfecto! How will you top that dumb poo poo, GoT? Gimmie all you got! Gimmie Jon Snow with his red laser sword fighting Night King with his blue sword. "Forgive me, Father. But I have to go all out... just this once."
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The biggest tragedy was when that MILF wilding got killed and converted.
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I'm really glad they kept going with ninja Arya
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etalian posted:The biggest tragedy was when that MILF wilding got killed and converted. And what a MILF she was. But we'll never truly know where her tits would be on the ranking.... *Kicks rock wistfully hands in pockets*
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Looks like the show finally jumped the stark. Gendry sure did.
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