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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/dril/status/464802196060917762?lang=en

Basically this but replace "get to work on time" with "kill fascists"

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye


So how bad is that

I'm thinking this is like discovering a better oxidizer than oxygen?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Nebakenezzer posted:

So how bad is that

I'm thinking this is like discovering a better oxidizer than oxygen?
she should be dead

https://mcwell.nd.edu/your-well-being/physical-well-being/alcohol/blood-alcohol-concentration/

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Apr 24, 2019

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

She should at least be incapable of operating a motor vehicle. Like physically unable.

And yet she's out there killing Nazis, she'd win the Hero of the Soviet Union if it was 43

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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zoux posted:

She should at least be incapable of operating a motor vehicle. Like physically unable.
but instead she's out executing kkk members. an american hero

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

zoux posted:

And yet she's out there killing Nazis, she'd win the Hero of the Soviet Union if it was 43
this is kentucky. i see it more as american heroism than russian. banjos are playing in my brain as i look at her mugshot

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
Basically a really weird superhero origin story

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

HEY GUNS posted:

this is kentucky. i see it more as american heroism than russian. banjos are playing in my brain as i look at her mugshot

The BAC makes it Russian

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

zoux posted:

The BAC makes it Russian

not if it was bourbon

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten

zoux posted:

The BAC makes it Russian

Yeah I was fighting myself to not make a Soviet Army joke.

FishFood
Apr 1, 2012

Now with brine shrimp!
Kind of a loose historical question, but I'm wondering if anyone has good recommendations for shows/movies/books that do a good job of capturing the mindset of historical people, rather than having very "modern" characters.

I've seen Rome numerous times, and thought that did a great job, the Witch is the best movie of the last decade, and I also watched Borgia (NOT The Borgias) but I'm wondering if there are any other pieces of media that really get into the mindset of the people they depict. Any era or place is rad.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

FishFood posted:

Borgia (NOT The Borgias)

Which was the one with the gay cop chief from The Wire?

I thought both were p.deece?

:shrug:

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




FishFood posted:

Kind of a loose historical question, but I'm wondering if anyone has good recommendations for shows/movies/books that do a good job of capturing the mindset of historical people, rather than having very "modern" characters.

Master and Commander is one of the better examples of this. All the characters are very much in-period with their attitudes and beliefs. It's also 20 great books you'll read straight through.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Schadenboner posted:

Which was the one with the gay cop chief from The Wire?

I thought both were p.deece?

:shrug:

Here's a article by a University of Chicago history professor about how they differ. Basically she says The Borgias is the more approachable and glossy version where you're shocked the pope is taking bribes, while Borgia: Faith and Fear is the more complex one where the characters get upset not about murdering somebody, but because they murdered somebody dishonorably.
https://www.exurbe.com/the-borgias-vs-borgia-faith-and-fear/

quote:

In a real historical piece, if they tried to make everything slavishly right any show would be unwatchable, because there would be too much that the audience couldn’t understand. The audience would be constantly distracted by details like un-filmably dark building interiors, ugly missing teeth, infants being given broken-winged songbirds as disposable toys to play with, crush, and throw away, and Marie Antoinette relieving herself on the floor at Versailles.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Also which is the one with the :flaccid: husband and the man-who-would-be-pope getting his balls felt?

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Nebakenezzer posted:

So how bad is that

I'm thinking this is like discovering a better oxidizer than oxygen?

That's at "holy poo poo you need to go to the hospital right now, your blood might also be flammable" levels of drunk.

FishFood posted:

Kind of a loose historical question, but I'm wondering if anyone has good recommendations for shows/movies/books that do a good job of capturing the mindset of historical people, rather than having very "modern" characters.

I've seen Rome numerous times, and thought that did a great job, the Witch is the best movie of the last decade, and I also watched Borgia (NOT The Borgias) but I'm wondering if there are any other pieces of media that really get into the mindset of the people they depict. Any era or place is rad.

I like Zulu though I know it shows it's age in a lot of ways. Also I'm a fan of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, to get into the mindset of what 15th Century Chinese thought of 3rd century Chinese, though it isn't historically accurate at all (for example, I'm pretty sure Guan Yu was not the leading cause of death among Chinese soldiers) and the characters are acting "modern", it's just modern in this case is still really old relative to us. A teacher I had described it as believable situations but not necessarily accurate, and I'm inclined to agree.

I'd argue that you should pick an adaptation for Three Kingdoms, the book is suuuuuuuper dense and has tons of characters that kind of blend into each other. I recommend the 2011 (I think? It was a recent one) series just to see Cao Cao hamming it the gently caress up.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

C.M. Kruger posted:

In a real historical piece, if they tried to make everything slavishly right any show would be unwatchable, because there would be too much that the audience couldn’t understand.
i want to make this goddamn tv show now

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

C.M. Kruger posted:

Here's a article by a University of Chicago history professor about how they differ. Basically she says The Borgias is the more approachable and glossy version where you're shocked the pope is taking bribes, while Borgia: Faith and Fear is the more complex one where the characters get upset not about murdering somebody, but because they murdered somebody dishonorably.
https://www.exurbe.com/the-borgias-vs-borgia-faith-and-fear/

Faith and Fear also adds a bunch of extremely dubious poo poo which is essentially sourced from medieval tabloids

FishFood
Apr 1, 2012

Now with brine shrimp!

Schadenboner posted:

Which was the one with the gay cop chief from The Wire?

I thought both were p.deece?

:shrug:

Borgia, and that's the one I watched. I hadn't even heard of it and stumbled on this article (it may have been posted here) and had to watch it. Haven't seen the Showtime one.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

Don Gato posted:

That's at "holy poo poo you need to go to the hospital right now, your blood might also be flammable" levels of drunk.


I like Zulu though I know it shows it's age in a lot of ways. Also I'm a fan of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, to get into the mindset of what 15th Century Chinese thought of 3rd century Chinese, though it isn't historically accurate at all (for example, I'm pretty sure Guan Yu was not the leading cause of death among Chinese soldiers) and the characters are acting "modern", it's just modern in this case is still really old relative to us. A teacher I had described it as believable situations but not necessarily accurate, and I'm inclined to agree.

I'd argue that you should pick an adaptation for Three Kingdoms, the book is suuuuuuuper dense and has tons of characters that kind of blend into each other. I recommend the 2011 (I think? It was a recent one) series just to see Cao Cao hamming it the gently caress up.

Three Kingdoms is worth reading if you have the patience for it. And while I know it sounds ridiculous, keeping the characters straight is a lot easier if you've played any of the video game series based on it. Some of the Dynasty Warriors games even have a very thorough encyclopedia of the book in them.

LLSix
Jan 20, 2010

The real power behind countless overlords

PittTheElder posted:

Pretty sure this never happened.

What has happened is engineers failing to demolish levees as planned in an attempt to protect whitey's farms, sacrificing predominantly black Cairo, IL

e: oh wait it did kinda happen in 1927, when a bunch of white bankers blew up a bunch of levees for no reason, flooding out black neighborhoods in the process. No National Guard though from what I can tell

Also the Vanport flood. https://www.historylink.org/File/10473

Army engineers didn't blow up the dikes there either, but they did take significant steps to prevent the mostly black residents from evacuating while there was still time to do so and likely would have if left to their own devices.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

FishFood posted:

Kind of a loose historical question, but I'm wondering if anyone has good recommendations for shows/movies/books that do a good job of capturing the mindset of historical people, rather than having very "modern" characters.

I've seen Rome numerous times, and thought that did a great job, the Witch is the best movie of the last decade, and I also watched Borgia (NOT The Borgias) but I'm wondering if there are any other pieces of media that really get into the mindset of the people they depict. Any era or place is rad.

The original Upstairs, Downstairs TV series let its characters be pretty human. Season 4 is completely dedicated to World War I. Vera Brittain's Testament of Youth is good in book form, the movie adaptation is much more muddled.

I suppose diaries could be useful, too: Robert Graves' Good-Bye to All That, Harold MacMillan's diaries are available, Alan Lascelles' diaries are dry, but cover in detail Edward VIII and World War II.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

FishFood posted:

Kind of a loose historical question, but I'm wondering if anyone has good recommendations for shows/movies/books that do a good job of capturing the mindset of historical people, rather than having very "modern" characters.

I've seen Rome numerous times, and thought that did a great job, the Witch is the best movie of the last decade, and I also watched Borgia (NOT The Borgias) but I'm wondering if there are any other pieces of media that really get into the mindset of the people they depict. Any era or place is rad.

I thought the History channel Vikings series seemed to do a pretty good job of capturing historical mindset, although caveat I don't actually know anything about the Vikings so maybe it's all wrong. In particular I noticed the show handles religion really well, one thing it doesn't do is just depict Norse paganism as a palette swapped Christianity. It also includes lots of consensual cuckoldry? Which was funny and I assume was taken from descriptions by scandalized missionaries. Cross-culturally though its not completely unheard of for there to be certain circumstances in which it is socially acceptable for women to have extra-marital sexual relations, so it at least seemed historically plausible.

I also watched a Korean series recently called Kingdom, set in the Joseon period not long after the Japanese invasion was defeated. I'm not sure it really gives a great picture at historical mindset, however thematically it clearly strongly playing to certain Confucian tropes regarding the relationship of the King to to realm. The King turned into a zombie and is infecting the rest of Korea

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Squalid posted:

lots of consensual cuckoldry?
this was a thing in 18th century france and italy as well

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicisbeo

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Squalid posted:

I also watched a Korean series recently called Kingdom, set in the Joseon period not long after the Japanese invasion was defeated. I'm not sure it really gives a great picture at historical mindset, however thematically it clearly strongly playing to certain Confucian tropes regarding the relationship of the King to to realm. The King turned into a zombie and is infecting the rest of Korea

Oh man that reminds me that I was watching a Japanese show about Saigo Takamori's life that was a really cool look into life during post-Boshin War Japan, but I can't remember the name of it for the life of me. I totally didn't just watch it because I dig those Meiji-era suits. No crazy supernatural stuff, just politicking and a constant theme of modernization as represented by the West and stability as represented by the old ways.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

FishFood posted:

Kind of a loose historical question, but I'm wondering if anyone has good recommendations for shows/movies/books that do a good job of capturing the mindset of historical people, rather than having very "modern" characters.

I've seen Rome numerous times, and thought that did a great job, the Witch is the best movie of the last decade, and I also watched Borgia (NOT The Borgias) but I'm wondering if there are any other pieces of media that really get into the mindset of the people they depict. Any era or place is rad.

That's a pretty wide ranging question. The Flashman novel series by George MacDonald Fraser probably qualifies, though.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Don Gato posted:

Oh man that reminds me that I was watching a Japanese show about Saigo Takamori's life that was a really cool look into life during post-Boshin War Japan, but I can't remember the name of it for the life of me. I totally didn't just watch it because I dig those Meiji-era suits. No crazy supernatural stuff, just politicking and a constant theme of modernization as represented by the West and stability as represented by the old ways.

Tell us if you remember, historical drama like that is my jam.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

FishFood posted:

Kind of a loose historical question, but I'm wondering if anyone has good recommendations for shows/movies/books that do a good job of capturing the mindset of historical people, rather than having very "modern" characters.

I think "Gettysburg" does a great job of this. The characters are archetypes of course, and the dialogue reflects that, but as archetypes they're pretty accurate to the period.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Gustavus Adolphus has a popular metal album inspired by him. What does Wallenstein have? Some nerds in archives?

Advantage Wallenstein

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


As long as we're talking historical TV shows, how does Rebellion stack up? It's about the Easter Rising of 1916, and it seems accurate to my inexperienced eyes: IRA takes over a few parts of Dublin but it's a total clusterfuck without popular support and they're crushed relatively fast, but the British execution of the rising's leaders (and also a bunch of random dudes who were arbitrarily called leaders) brought public sentiment to the Republican side.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Grand Prize Winner posted:

As long as we're talking historical TV shows, how does Rebellion stack up? It's about the Easter Rising of 1916, and it seems accurate to my inexperienced eyes: IRA takes over a few parts of Dublin but it's a total clusterfuck without popular support and they're crushed relatively fast, but the British execution of the rising's leaders (and also a bunch of random dudes who were arbitrarily called leaders) brought public sentiment to the Republican side.

Well, as a nitpick, the IRA wasn't involved seeing as it didn't exist yet.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Oh poo poo yeah, it was the ICA wasn't it?

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Oh poo poo yeah, it was the ICA wasn't it?

Irish Republican Brotherhood or the Irish Volunteer Army.

ICA was involved too.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Don Gato posted:

Oh man that reminds me that I was watching a Japanese show about Saigo Takamori's life that was a really cool look into life during post-Boshin War Japan, but I can't remember the name of it for the life of me. I totally didn't just watch it because I dig those Meiji-era suits. No crazy supernatural stuff, just politicking and a constant theme of modernization as represented by the West and stability as represented by the old ways.


SeanBeansShako posted:

Tell us if you remember, historical drama like that is my jam.


Might have been last year's NHK Taiga Drama, Segodon.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

FishFood posted:

Kind of a loose historical question, but I'm wondering if anyone has good recommendations for shows/movies/books that do a good job of capturing the mindset of historical people, rather than having very "modern" characters,

L O U I S B A R T H A S

quote:

Sub-lieutenant Malvezy was, before the war, a simple employee of the Aude departmental tramways. He hadn’t earned his stripes by some gallant battlefield exploit, destined to be inscribed in the history books. No, he had earned them in the Narbonne garrison. To fill up vacancies, they had promoted to officers some sergeants from older conscript classes who were growing stale in the garrison. They didn’t want to promote the ones who were at the front, because they were too friendly with the enlisted men. They were afraid that these non-coms wouldn’t have enough authority over the men when they had to send them to their slaughter.

That’s how the roadworker Malvezy became our section chief. Not mean-spirited, but swollen with pride, he was always getting back at us for the lack of respect we showed him, by little vexations.

When we were a little ways off, he told me, in the tone of a schoolteacher reprimanding a student, “Corporal Barthas, I’m not happy with you. It appears to me that you’re giving anti-militarist ideas to your comrades. You’re demoralizing them, instead of boosting their morale. I was a Socialist too, but now we all have to do our duty.”

“Excuse me, lieutenant,” I replied forcefully, “can you tell me where and when I have not done my duty? What words are you accusing me of having said to my comrades?”

Without answering my question, Malvezy added, “And your squad isn’t marching very well. Today, in the assault at Rexpoëde (a laughable assault) your men were the last ones to arrive!”

“Hold on, you know well that the tailor Moulis is crippled with rheumatism, and that little Pélissier excretes blood every day, Father Galaup has a hernia as big as a sugar loaf, Terrisse has asthma, and old Chapman has a son in the trenches and is going nuts about it, and you want me to force these poor devils to run, to jump, to do more than they’re able to do? No, never, and if it’s these lousy corporal’s stripes that you want, take them from me whenever you’d like. They don’t mean anything to me.”

“Fine,” said Malvezy, “I’ll talk about it with the captain.”

“Talk about it with General Joffre if you want to,” I said, as I headed off.

Bye, Felicia.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Oh poo poo yeah, it was the ICA wasn't it?

Irish ladies are just that hardcore :j:

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Arbite posted:

Might have been last year's NHK Taiga Drama, Segodon.

Nice, thanks for the help!

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!

C.M. Kruger posted:

Here's a article by a University of Chicago history professor about how they differ. Basically she says The Borgias is the more approachable and glossy version where you're shocked the pope is taking bribes, while Borgia: Faith and Fear is the more complex one where the characters get upset not about murdering somebody, but because they murdered somebody dishonorably.
https://www.exurbe.com/the-borgias-vs-borgia-faith-and-fear/


quote:

The audience would be constantly distracted by details like un-filmably dark building interiors, ugly missing teeth, infants being given broken-winged songbirds as disposable toys to play with, crush, and throw away, and Marie Antoinette relieving herself on the floor at Versailles. Despite its hundreds of bathrooms, one of Versailles’ marks of luxury was that the staff removed human feces from the hallways regularly, sometimes as often as twice a day, and always more than once a week.

I know times and idea of hygiene is different but :wtc: :barf:

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Fish of hemp posted:

I know times and idea of hygiene is different but :wtc: :barf:

Yeah, a realistic time traveler would be constantly grossed out by everyone's hygiene

Or just read Shogun and see how the Japanese (with AFAIK modern concepts of hygiene) were disgusted by Europeans

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Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
thanks JK Rowling

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