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Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007

Good god. He looks genuinely mad about it afterward too.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Grittybeard posted:

If he's joking around he's dedicated to it. I'm pretty sure he just can't do anything vaguely athletic without looking weird as hell.

Jesus christ, he's Mr. Bean.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

https://twitter.com/JohnsonCoDA/status/1121107103052107776

Bets?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Man that is terrible form. WTH.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Guilty, warrant issued

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Girlfriend arrested, Tyreek cleared and awarded full custody.

Darkest timeline motherfuckers.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

pathetic little tramp posted:



Also the Steelers are moving to Baltimore.

Send them back, we don't want them

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007


Released. Signed by Browns.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Girlfriend arrested, Tyreek cleared and awarded full custody.

Darkest timeline motherfuckers.

I'm not sure how it is a dark timeline if a young black man isn't railroaded by a corrupt criminal justice system. You have weird priorities.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Darkest timeline is blaming it on the kid and punishing him for his actions.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

kiimo posted:

Darkest timeline is blaming it on the kid and punishing him for his actions.

Darkest timeline is the child is actually Hitler and Tyreek is going to prison for trying to save the world from him.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Chichevache posted:

Darkest timeline is the child is actually Hitler and Tyreek is going to prison for trying to save the world from him.

I have some notes and expect two additional drafts in 90 days and then we'll talk

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

kiimo posted:

I have some notes and expect two additional drafts in 90 days and then we'll talk

Tagline for my cover "No one ever asks if the child deserved it."

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

https://twitter.com/granthpaulsen/status/1121119511938326528

Diqnol
May 10, 2010


Ahhhhhhh, this is the good poo poo.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
If I was the owner I would make every pick. Why buy a team if you can’t push any of the buttons

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

awwww yeahhhhhh this is the good poo poo

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
1. Arizona - Kyler
2. 49ers - Q
3. TRADE Redskins - Haskins
4. Raiders - Bosa

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

*whispers Brett Rypien into a coat sleeve in a closed closet*

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Dan Synder never changes

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Chichevache posted:

I'm not sure how it is a dark timeline if a young black man isn't railroaded by a corrupt criminal justice system. You have weird priorities.

Young black woman and victim of repeated abuse railroaded by a justice system that rewards her and her childs abuser is pretty drat dark man.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Repeated abuse is incorrect, just to be clear




edit:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1121126960942342145

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Young black woman and victim of repeated abuse railroaded by a justice system that rewards her and her childs abuser is pretty drat dark man.

I dunno, sounds like you're looking that boot because a black man isn't dead or imprisoned.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Blitz7x posted:

1. Arizona - Kyler
2. 49ers - Q
3. TRADE Redskins - Haskins
4. Raiders - Bosa

Just lol if you think John Lynch would pass on Bosa.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I feel sorry for whichever quarterback Snyder’s about to ruin this year.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

wandler20 posted:

Just lol if you think John Lynch would pass on Bosa.

Then the Raiders would get the better player

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

I'm trying to figure out any conceivable reason why a DA would hold a press conference to announce a warrant (:psyduck:), so unless news leaks in the next half hour that Hill is in custody I think this is to clear.

EDIT: even that (custody) would be loving stupid unless the goal is to taint the jury pool in two entire states.

Strobe fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Apr 24, 2019

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Strobe posted:

I'm trying to figure out any conceivable reason why a DA would hold a press conference to announce a warrant

Many DA's are attention seeking political whores.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
https://twitter.com/granthpaulsen/status/1121125335775502341

Yes I'm sure the Redskins spokesman is a credible and believable source.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

https://twitter.com/granthpaulsen/status/1121125335775502341

Yes I'm sure the Redskins spokesman is a credible and believable source.

"he already had it, guys"

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Many DA's are attention seeking political whores.

https://www.kshb.com/news/local-news/da-no-criminal-charges-filed-in-officer-shooting-that-killed-op-teen


Same DA

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

He was suicidal obviously the cop did him a favor.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Ches Neckbeard posted:

He was suicidal obviously the cop did him a favor.

This DA likes to make press announcements of no charges for highly controversial cases. Oh look here's a Stand Your Ground one!

https://www.kctv5.com/news/shooter-will-not-be-charged-in-death-of-merriam-rideshare/article_830e22ff-8ac2-5176-8126-9d33f30a5c7a.html



edit:

https://twitter.com/WilliamKMBC/sta...529%26page%3D23



odds on running tyreek highlights on the projector?

kiimo fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Apr 24, 2019

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

So far this doesn't sound great for Tyreek.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

No charges but says he believes a crime occurred but not sure who did it.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

I hope the kid murders his attacker.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

kiimo posted:

No charges but says he believes a crime occurred but not sure who did it.

HMMMMMM

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

kiimo posted:

No charges but says he believes a crime occurred but not sure who did it.

Umm isn’t it his job to investigate and figure that out?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The biggest crime would be if he wasn't there to catch Mahomes sweet rainbows, am i right fellas?

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Kalli posted:

The biggest crime would be if he wasn't there to catch Mahomes sweet rainbows, am i right fellas?

Who on here thinks this way?

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