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Apocalypse?
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conquest 212 19.26%
war 244 22.16%
famine 353 32.06%
death 292 26.52%
Total: 733 votes
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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Zump!

An Ed Balls worthy snipe

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

FactsAreUseless posted:

I think this might be the most devastating phrase in the English language.

it's "we're out of the brisket, but i think we have some chicken left"

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





https://twitter.com/AugutusLi/status/1121150105409605632
https://twitter.com/AugutusLi/status/1121150633317265409
https://twitter.com/AugutusLi/status/1121150716834267137
:hmmyes:
https://twitter.com/AugutusLi/status/1120701717341884417
one man's trash

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

America's foreign policy is like a two-headed beast, with one head sleeping during the day and the other during the night. The diurnal head apologizes to the world continuously for its dumbass other head. The nocturnal head apologizes to fascists for having minorities it hasn't yet put to death and continually schemes for a way to decapitate its other head without bleeding to death

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

SardonicTyrant posted:

Do parents pick these names so kids can get picked on and toughen up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tacodaemon posted:

schnorkles goes by a Michael alias on Twitter bc they don't let planes register accounts

hes bad sorry

thats just the rule of the world i dont make this stuff up its just how it goes such is life c'est la vie

Donald Trump's real name is Michael, I have his birth certificate here.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Zyla posted:

mods rename op

Trump: "The greatest genius in the world is a dog."

being a genius :yooge: LIKE A DOG

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


bartle bull the eldener

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
pee is stored under the foreskin

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Dolphin posted:

i'm just sad no one got my baked potato joke

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
underwear is prison for my balls and I watn them to be free.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Al! posted:

it's "we're out of the brisket, but i think we have some chicken left"

"that wasnt fish"

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


Infrastructure week again? Good thing time does not exist!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Also someone post the creepy rear end Zump picture.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Duscat posted:

pee is stored under the foreskin
Bartle Bull the Elder is a man made of pure foreskin, and that is why he had the fortitude to back John McCain

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Duscat posted:

pee is stored under the foreskin

baby, you rang?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Nichael posted:

I am Bartle Bull the Elder and I am here to endorse John McCain's Brain Tumor for President.

john mccains brain tumor is dead

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

American public institutions are so horribly outdated and underfunded, stuck in the 150+ year model since the industrial revolution

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





https://twitter.com/AugutusLi/status/1120583380309905408

am i being owned by an extremely on-the-nose parody

what is this account

https://twitter.com/JentGreat/status/1120395761487888386

https://twitter.com/AugutusLi/status/1120402758379679744

i'm done

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019

Trash Wars are good and easy to win. Also tasty.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
*battery on the fire alarm starts dying*


TREEMP

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

lol if trump never took a drag of that blunt

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Anyone who's dumb enough to not surreptitiously record conversations with Trump or his confidants deserves their inevitable federal prison sentence.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

I liked the potato joke and I hardly ever like potato jokes.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

ATP_Power posted:

Infrastructure week again? Good thing time does not exist!


i've got terminally online genes

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Augustus Li is using his horniness to refine his English and has surpassed us all and is still accelerating

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

I'm sure Trpnc tries blaming "rear end skin" on his pants making GBS threads issues

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

new kind of cat posted:

lol if trump never took a drag of that blunt

The whole photo is fake so I'm confident he didn't.

e: not the whole photo but the joint is

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

juche avocado posted:

one man's trash

one man is trash?? i think u will find, in fact, that all men are trash

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

the popes toes posted:

I liked the potato joke and I hardly ever like potato jokes.

im a spud bud

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





crazy cloud posted:

one man is trash?? i think u will find, in fact, that all men are trash

one's trash, two's company, three's a party :q:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

finally a shirt for tacodaemon

https://twitter.com/tshirtsbot/status/1120478721625010176

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


SardonicTyrant posted:

Es Chef Boyardee IRA No Collusion
Es Chef Boyardee IRA No Collusion
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Bethamphetamine posted:

Anyone who's dumb enough to not surreptitiously record conversations with Trump or his confidants deserves their inevitable federal prison sentence.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

juche avocado posted:

am i being owned by an extremely on-the-nose parody

what is this account

lol that's obviously *clicks link*

uh

*scrolls down*

hmm

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

Plinkey posted:

Someone has a pepperoni calzone in the fridge at work... It'd be a shame if it disappeared...

I'd lock the doors and burn down my office

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


if i was willing to commit to the bit, this guy sounds a lot like how i would post, it kinda bothers me. I believe it is trolling because he says the exact things i would think to post

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Bethamphetamine posted:

The whole photo is fake so I'm confident he didn't.

e: not the whole photo but the joint is

drat that’s too bad dibald tromp is gonna die fat and old and having never puffed a blunt

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/JenParker393/status/1121092550088118273

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

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