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How come all of Winterfell, including the fortress, surrounding buildings, and all roads connecting to it... isn't just made out of dragon glass???
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Apr 24, 2019 20:17
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:A goon screams into a tv as spit flies around the room, his wife's hands tremble as she steels herself and finally downloads tinder. The Donald Trump thread is in D&D
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Apr 24, 2019 20:22
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Chomp8645 posted:How come all of Winterfell, including the fortress, surrounding buildings, and all roads connecting to it... isn't just made out of dragon glass??? the night's watch should have just spent the last 1000 years littering the ultranorth with dragonglass thumbtacks instead of building a lovely wall out of ice
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Apr 24, 2019 20:32
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Wife who doesn't concern herself with safety of ARe Westeros TROOPS is no wife at all.
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Apr 24, 2019 20:33
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poverty goat posted:the night's watch should have just spent the last 1000 years littering the ultranorth with dragonglass thumbtacks instead of building a lovely wall out of ice They only just found out about dragonglass
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Apr 24, 2019 20:36
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:They only just found out about dragonglass this was a rediscovery- remember that this has all happened before, and the first appearance of dragonglass in the show is beyond the wall at a fort that dates to the night king prequels. there's probably whole armories full of dragonglass weapons stashed along the wall that everyone forgot about thousands of years ago because they shatter if you use them to swordfight with wildlings poverty goat fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Apr 24, 2019 |
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Apr 24, 2019 20:54
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ok so they were literally giving away the ending in the very first episode. The night king is taking half his army to kings landing, and Bran is going to be engaging in some time-traveling/three-eyed-raven/warging into other people bullshit, and as half of the white walkers are blitzkreiging winterfell, Bran's body is going to be screaming "BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL!," which reduces the guy he's warged into, Aerys Targaryen, into a drooling idiot who just keeps screaming that until Jamie Lannister kills him 7 seasons ago. HODOR
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Apr 24, 2019 20:56
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fakeaccount posted:ok so they were literally giving away the ending in the very first episode. The night king is taking half his army to kings landing, and Bran is going to be engaging in some time-traveling/three-eyed-raven/warging into other people bullshit, and as half of the white walkers are blitzkreiging winterfell, Bran's body is going to be screaming "BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL!," which reduces the guy he's warged into, Aerys Targaryen, into a drooling idiot who just keeps screaming that until Jamie Lannister kills him 7 seasons ago. I like this idea of Bran travelling through time and turning everyone retarded.
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Apr 24, 2019 20:59
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FogHelmut posted:I like this idea of Bran travelling through time and turning everyone retarded. Ask Hodor if it's an "idea"
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Apr 24, 2019 21:00
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FogHelmut posted:I like this idea of Bran travelling through time and turning everyone retarded. Kinda like how he warged out of the show into reality and retarded the writers.
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Apr 24, 2019 21:32
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Clark Nova posted:yes, in high heels An Elegaphant, if you will.
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Apr 24, 2019 21:40
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Did the old three eye raven do anything?
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Apr 24, 2019 22:33
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Hardawn posted:Did the old three eye raven do anything? Hung out it the forest with a bunch of elf kids waiting for that one special kid to show up. 
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Apr 24, 2019 22:38
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why dont they build the entire plane out of dragonglass
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Apr 24, 2019 22:40
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And then crash the dragonglass plane into night king
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Apr 24, 2019 22:41
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Just wait until the sudden reveal that dragonglass is petrified dragon poo. Jon and Dany will fly their dragons over zombies and crop dust them to death.
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Apr 24, 2019 22:42
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still loling that Three Eyed Raven was just some old dude sitting on a stool between some potted plants
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Apr 24, 2019 22:43
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bloom posted:Hung out it the forest with a bunch of elf kids waiting for that one special kid to show up. yes it does make sense. He is like a mod or admin.
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Apr 24, 2019 22:46
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Three Eyed Raven just sitting there under a load bearing rotten tree. Waiting for the right moment to stroke.
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Apr 24, 2019 22:53
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fakeaccount posted:ok so they were literally giving away the ending in the very first episode. The night king is taking half his army to kings landing, and Bran is going to be engaging in some time-traveling/three-eyed-raven/warging into other people bullshit, and as half of the white walkers are blitzkreiging winterfell, Bran's body is going to be screaming "BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL!," which reduces the guy he's warged into, Aerys Targaryen, into a drooling idiot who just keeps screaming that until Jamie Lannister kills him 7 seasons ago. Yeah. That's probably what's gonna happen. There's still wildfire all over the city and Tyrion and Jaime knows about it and are going to find a way set it off.
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Apr 24, 2019 22:54
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Nah they'll all basically die and Bran will warg into past, undoing pretty much everything that happens in the show starting episode 1, maybe 2. Bran dies, Ned survives, the kingdom is united under that gay King and they all travel north and set it on fire the end.
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Apr 24, 2019 23:44
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Lol they lose and bran wargs into bran the builder 20000 years ago and uses magic to make the ice wall
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Apr 24, 2019 23:55
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Instead of building a wall however he chooses the synergy ending, turning every westerosi into part man part iceman part zombie, ensuring harmonious existence forever at the cost of his life.
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Apr 24, 2019 23:57
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Colonel Cancer posted:Instead of building a wall however he chooses the synergy ending, turning every westerosi into part man part iceman part zombie, ensuring harmonious existence forever at the cost of his life. It still burns.
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Apr 25, 2019 00:38
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Waltzing Along posted:Kinda like how he warged out of the show into reality and retarded the writers.
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Apr 25, 2019 01:19
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retarded for warging
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Laterite posted:retarded for warging Retarging. Could also be applied to Jon finding out his lineage.
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Apr 25, 2019 02:26
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What happened to eunuch court scheme bald dude? Did the show just forget about him or did I forget that he died at some point?
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Apr 25, 2019 02:49
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He only described how he lost his cock and balls in detail for 30 minutes this season.
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Apr 25, 2019 02:53
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Coohoolin posted:What happened to eunuch court scheme bald dude? Did the show just forget about him or did I forget that he died at some point? He's just hanging around with the midget and the old onion guy
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Apr 25, 2019 03:10
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Why not make dragons out of dragon glass
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Apr 25, 2019 03:37
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I'm just so tired of all these throne games.
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Apr 25, 2019 04:06
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why didn't they just make the show good?
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Apr 25, 2019 04:08
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Coohoolin posted:What happened to eunuch court scheme bald dude? Did the show just forget about him or did I forget that he died at some point? The first line of dialogue of the season was Tyrion making a no-dick joke at him because they ran out of GRRM dialogue 3 seasons ago.
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Apr 25, 2019 04:25
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I bet at some point Theon and Varys will be in the same room and Tyrion will joke about how they have no balls between them.
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Apr 25, 2019 04:34
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I found a sneak preview of Sunday's battle scene I think you'll all like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGHL6ejOskI
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Theon, Varys, and Grey Worm walk into a bar. Tyrion looks up from his beer, "I'll have what she's having".
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Apr 25, 2019 05:02
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It is plainly apparent that the fight is gonna be dragonglass swords vs wights. A simple pike formation would be 100% effective against an enemy that rushes you with no armor, special weaponry, or formations. Did Jon learn nothing from when a simple shieldwall/pike formation completely defeated their massed, unarmored, sword/axe-wielding army?
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jokes posted:It is plainly apparent that the fight is gonna be dragonglass swords vs wights. A simple pike formation would be 100% effective against an enemy that rushes you with no armor, special weaponry, or formations. That doesn't work against an enemy that doesn't fear death. They'd just charge the line until there was a pile to walk over and kill them from above and behind. Seriously, it's going to be like the liquid/avalanche zombies from World War Z and it's going to be so dumb.
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