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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Sagebrush posted:

These two statements refer to different labia.

(Not a defense of the procedure, just pedantry)
I thought labiaplasty involved both sets but I am not a plastic surgeon so :shrug:

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I'm still laughing at the image of huge, erect, throbbing, rock hard labes

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Pick posted:

I can't keep up with what's expected of my labia.

Nor can your labia. Or anyone else apparently judging from the previous replies.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I'm still laughing at the image of huge, erect, throbbing, rock hard labes

I was with someone who liked pumping the hell out of their vajay before sex sometimes so it's pretty par the course.

Don't look that up tho it's kind of nasty.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I'm still laughing at the image of huge, erect, throbbing, rock hard labes

if your sex life doesn't resemble medieval siege warfare i don't even know what you're doing with your life

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

cock hero flux posted:

if your sex life doesn't resemble medieval siege warfare i don't even know what you're doing with your life
My sex life is exactly like sekiro

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:
The la-bi-lu-le-lo...

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
I believe the rule is that there are four lips: one for each of the cardinal directions. Legend has it that the g spot is found under the one that points true north

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

christmas boots posted:

I believe the rule is that there are four lips: one for each of the cardinal directions. Legend has it that the g spot is found under the one that points true north

At last, my orienteering merit badge will be as useful as my knot-tying badge.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
The Orienteer ones run east-west.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

but labia are developmentally analogous to scrotal tissue. So they ought to be loose and soft and fuzzy, except when it's really cold

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I'm still laughing at the image of huge, erect, throbbing, rock hard labes

wanna pull down a lady's pants and see this pop out at me

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Honestly, sometimes some kind of labial funnel vid be nice to help guide your dick in.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
I thought Elise the Great covered how elleth have labial tentacles in her essay on Tolkien's legendarium.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Outrail posted:

As if the average guy has any understanding of that concept beyond 'pussy has two lips'.

Oh yeah? Let's see how much you know about dicks. Bet you don't even know the difference between penis and testes, lmao. And don't google the answer, I'll know.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Paladinus posted:

Oh yeah? Let's see how much you know about dicks. Bet you don't even know the difference between penis and testes, lmao. And don't google the answer, I'll know.

Many people think they're similar, but there's a vas deferens between them.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Many people think they're similar, but there's a vas deferens between them.

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Turpitude II posted:

wanna pull down a lady's pants and see this pop out at me



Man, the body mod community's gettin' buck wild

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

burial posted:

I bought mine off the rack.

If you think the labia are anywhere near the rack then you know even less about female anatomy than the typical Goon.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Segmentation Fox posted:

The la-bi-lu-le-lo...

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Segmentation Fox posted:

The la-bi-lu-le-lo...

FoxMound

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Segmentation Fox posted:

la-bi-lu-le-lo...

Multipass!

Late Unpleasantness
Mar 26, 2008

s m o k e d
labia, metalabia, labanjos

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Many people think they're similar, but there's a vas deferens between them.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Late Unpleasantness posted:

labia, metalabia, labanjos

My favourite pokemon evolutions.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
All this labia talk is making me miss sex. :smith:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Absurd Alhazred posted:

All this labia talk is making me miss sex. :smith:

Try aiming more carefully! :dadjoke:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
how can you miss what you've never had

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I'm looking forward to all the vulvazelas at the next world cup

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


Stacy's Mons has got it goin' on.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Many people think they're similar, but there's a vas deferens between them.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
molon labe

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

You should get that looked at if its irregularly shaped.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Anyone who dictates what my labia look like SHOULDN'T BE loving ME IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Anyone who dictates what my labia look like SHOULDN'T BE loving ME IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Many people actually prefer loving in the second place, so...

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Jedit posted:

If you think the labia are anywhere near the rack then you know even less about female anatomy than the typical Goon.

Look, I just meant nothing was custom-tailored!

I know what a labia is. It’s near the gills.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

lmbo if you aren’t eyebrow deep in some labes right now

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

freeedr posted:

lmbo if you aren’t eyebrow deep in some labes right now

I'm at work, and that's not what "job satisfaction" means I'm afraid.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I;m thinking bout thos Labes

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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


somewhere right now wallace shawn is ears-deep in labia just giggling his head off

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