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EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Sanford posted:

RUBBISH SCAM ALERT

I have an allotment. The fee is �25 a year paid in advance. There are fewer than ten allotment holders total, we all know each other, share tools, take tea breaks together, etc.

When a guy with a virtually unintelligible Russian accent starts walking from plot to plot telling people the rules have changed, it is now �100 a year and it needs to be paid in cash, now, or "I will have to take this garden" it tends not to go down very well. The end result was a group of angry men carrying gardening tools telling him to gently caress off or we'll call the police. He set off on foot and as he left picked up a spade and took it with him, so we called the police anyway. They picked him up half a mile down the road and brought the spade back. Weird as hell.

If I get there tonight and the allotment has been seized by the Russian government I'm going to look a right chump.

# ? Apr 25, 2019 16:46

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# ? May 14, 2024 20:27

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Paladinus posted:

Many people actually prefer loving in the second place, so...

In my ear?!?!?

# ? Apr 25, 2019 17:21

Friend: Aug 3, 2008

christmas boots posted:

I believe the rule is that there are four lips: one for each of the cardinal directions. Legend has it that the g spot is found under the one that points true north

Dareon posted:

At last, my orienteering merit badge will be as useful as my knot-tying badge.

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

The Orienteer ones run east-west.

# ? Apr 25, 2019 18:21

Happy Thread: Jul 10, 2005; by Fluffdaddy; Plaster Town Cop

Wheany posted:

no papa

# ? Apr 25, 2019 18:31

Scaramouche: Mar 26, 2001; SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

La Brea Carpet posted:

Stacy's Mons

Or

Vulva Driving Soccer Mom

Short skirt

Looooooong labia

# ? Apr 25, 2019 18:50

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

Loooong Loooong labe

# ? Apr 25, 2019 18:56

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Friday I'm in Labes

# ? Apr 25, 2019 18:58

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Scaramouche posted:

Short skirt

Looooooong labia

She's going the distance!

# ? Apr 25, 2019 19:14

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

World War Mammories posted:

somewhere right now wallace shawn is ears-deep in labia just giggling his head off

Never get involved in a land war in labia!

# ? Apr 25, 2019 19:36

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Labia?! drat near killed ya!

# ? Apr 25, 2019 19:42

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Take my wife...s labia, please!

# ? Apr 25, 2019 19:43

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

My wife�s labia are so long, when she sits around the house, she really...hey! where�s my house?!

# ? Apr 25, 2019 19:48

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

*quotes entire page*

The Aristocrats!

# ? Apr 25, 2019 19:57

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Oh, dear, a staircase. *delicately holds up trailing labia like a dainty ballgown*

# ? Apr 25, 2019 20:07

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Oh, dear, a staircase. *delicately holds up trailing labia like a dainty ballgown*

*ballsack

# ? Apr 25, 2019 20:16

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I want to bang every chick I see from labia to labiz

# ? Apr 25, 2019 20:31

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# ? Apr 25, 2019 20:34

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Is there a chance the taint could bend?
Not on your life, my labial friend!

# ? Apr 25, 2019 20:37

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Anyone who dictates what my labia look like SHOULDN'T BE loving ME IN THE FIRST PLACE.

*kramers into the thread* MORE LIKE FLETA MCSPURN cough gasp what'd I miss

e:

1stGear posted:

"Is Prometheus good or bad" is the CineD equivalent of tipping or circumcision. Please do not bring that evil in here.

Mierenneuker posted:

There is no running away from Prometheus discussions, you just have to sidestep it.

# ? Apr 25, 2019 21:14

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Labia? Who's Bia?

... :v:

_{i'll see myself out}

# ? Apr 25, 2019 21:16

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I just want to take a moment to reflect on Lil Swamp Booger Baby's amazing avatar

I was phone posting and clicked to expand like what the hell is that thingOH. MY GOD.

But like, what the hell is that thing???? It's a goat's rear end with a mouth on it isn't it?

Anyway their post got me thinking about goat rear end in yoga bodysuits so I just had to ask.

# ? Apr 25, 2019 22:08

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Karate Bastard posted:

I just want to take a moment to reflect on Lil Swamp Booger Baby's amazing avatar

I was phone posting and clicked to expand like what the hell is that thingOH. MY GOD.

But like, what the hell is that thing???? It's a goat's rear end with a mouth on it isn't it?

Anyway their post got me thinking about goat rear end in yoga bodysuits so I just had to ask.

I think it's a face made out of a taxidermied deer's rear end

# ? Apr 25, 2019 22:14

darthbob88: Oct 13, 2011; YOSPOS

Karate Bastard posted:

I just want to take a moment to reflect on Lil Swamp Booger Baby's amazing avatar

I was phone posting and clicked to expand like what the hell is that thingOH. MY GOD.

But like, what the hell is that thing???? It's a goat's rear end with a mouth on it isn't it?

Anyway their post got me thinking about goat rear end in yoga bodysuits so I just had to ask.

EorayMel posted:

I think it's a face made out of a taxidermied deer's rear end

It is indeed an assquatch.

# ? Apr 25, 2019 22:16

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Karate Bastard posted:

I just want to take a moment to reflect on Lil Swamp Booger Baby's amazing avatar

I was phone posting and clicked to expand like what the hell is that thingOH. MY GOD.

But like, what the hell is that thing???? It's a goat's rear end with a mouth on it isn't it?

Anyway their post got me thinking about goat rear end in yoga bodysuits so I just had to ask.

thats what labia look like, you big virgin

# ? Apr 25, 2019 22:36

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Krankenstyle posted:

thats what labia look like, you big virgin

that labia doe

# ? Apr 25, 2019 23:00

Kuros: Sep 13, 2010; Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Lobok posted:

that labia doe

The quotes are coming from inside the topic!

# ? Apr 25, 2019 23:16

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Phy posted:

*kramers into the thread* MORE LIKE FLETA MCSPURN cough gasp what'd I miss

e:

Huh never seen circumcision referred to as tipping before but makes sense now I think about it.

# ? Apr 25, 2019 23:34

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

EorayMel posted:

HopperUK posted:

He was just trying to start a communist plot

EDIT:

RFC2324 posted:

why don't we have an "I'm having a stroke" emote?

jobson groeth posted:

We do though

Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 01:35 on Apr 26, 2019

# ? Apr 26, 2019 00:56

tactlessbastard: Feb 4, 2001; Godspeed, post; Fun Shoe

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

EDIT:

Nice

# ? Apr 26, 2019 01:36

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Anyone who dictates what my labia look like SHOULDN'T BE loving ME IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Not be an ignorant male but the labia probably shouldn't look like a lot of things? Like the president, or an opossum, or set of pan pipes, or the Sydney harbour bridge, or bunch of grapes or a great white shark? I'm not a oby/gyn so I'm happy to admit I'm wrong here.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 02:29

Nucken Futz: Oct 30, 2010; by Reene

Outrail posted:

Not be an ignorant male but the labia probably shouldn't look like a lot of things? Like the president, or an opossum, or set of pan pipes, or the Sydney harbour bridge, or bunch of grapes or a great white shark? I'm not a oby/gyn so I'm happy to admit I'm wrong here.

No, I think you're on the right track.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 02:40

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Outrail posted:

Not be an ignorant male but the labia probably shouldn't look like a lot of things? Like the president,

Have you seen his neck lately?

# ? Apr 26, 2019 02:42

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

MizPiz posted:

The people who went to see Unplanned are more intelligent and have a firmer grip on reality than MCU fans

https://twitter.com/GuyLodge/status/1121535760673460224?s=19

CharlestheHammer posted:

That isn�t something that is exclusive to Marvel fans. People have got really weird about spoilers

Brawnfire posted:

I really would have preferred to find that out for myself

# ? Apr 26, 2019 03:34

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

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# ? Apr 26, 2019 04:17

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

People have gotten really weird, period. Like, folks were yapping about how people were becoming too tribal a few years back and now we're down to tribes of zero because we're not even sure if we like ourselves enough to say we're on our own sides. I'd kill to have a narrow group I identified with these days.

After that guy got mad at the other guy for the spoiler about the movie about the super heroes, he probably confessed to a special app on his phone. Then deleted the app in shame. Then wrote some sort of blog about it.

On the internet, of all places.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:21

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

The Internet is a scream machine. I scream about Star Wars, you scream at me about guns, I scream at you about nazis, kramer screams at me about driving, I scream at you about murdering you and people like you for whatever reason which is somehow ok because I mention the oppressed in the same sentence, then we all scream about food seasoning. This is your hobby now.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:48

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

You really think people would do that? Go on the internet and bloo hoo hoo hoo?

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:48

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

If you liked my post please pick sides, and murder the unbelievers.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:50

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Karate Bastard posted:

The Internet is a scream machine. I scream about Star Wars, you scream at me about guns, I scream at you about nazis, kramer screams at me about driving, I scream at you about murdering you and people like you for whatever reason which is somehow ok because I mention the oppressed in the same sentence, then we all scream about food seasoning. This is your hobby now.

Can we agree to scream for ice cream? :ohdear:

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:51

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

Can we agree to scream for ice cream?

Dunno, what flavor is it?

Choose wisely.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 05:53

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