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Varys and Tyrion used to completely own bones and then all of the sudden they became a couple of irrelevant turds. That sucks.
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Not even counting how Varys has a spare Targ (well he says he's Elia's baby son) that he has had raised up as a hidden prince/spare to the throne but the kid is dumb as poo poo. Book Cercei also has this fun part where she is drinking way too much and gets fatter and blames her servantwomen for shrinking her clothes.
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Apr 26, 2019 16:20
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Book Cersei: "Hello Taena Merryweather, do you spy on me for Marge?" Taena: "Yep." Book Cersei: "Ok but will you be my friend and not do that?" Taena: "Sure." Book Cersei: "OK cool, here's all of my secret dumbass plans and also I want to experiment with you." Taena: "Thanks."
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Apr 26, 2019 16:43
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Please don't forget how drunk she is on top of being an idiot. She was a super gorgeous woman who didn't take anything but her own feminine wiles seriously. Even her kids are just an extension of her own self loves. She completely rules.
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Apr 26, 2019 16:48
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:The show did some things better (Arya and Tywin at Harrenhall, Cersei and Robert marital talks, Hardholm) and the books did some things better (Stannis, Ninja Arya, Sand Snakes/Dorne plotline). Between this and her getting fat off of overdrinking, does anyone ever tell her (before she executes them) that she and Robert Baratheon were the loving same?
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Apr 26, 2019 17:03
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Anyone who knew Robert with that level of clarity is dead and it's a connection for the reader to lol at
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Apr 26, 2019 17:08
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Glenn Quebec posted:Anyone who knew Robert with that level of clarity is dead and it's a connection for the reader to lol at It's pretty overt that she's trying to be her father. She laments several times not being born a man, and that people feel like they can question her because she doesn't have a cock. She's right to an extent, but in her quest to become Tywin she winds up more like Robert - banging girls and all. The book scenes with Kevan laying sick rear end burns on her and Jamie are money. (Another character way better in the books)
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Apr 26, 2019 17:56
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I met GRRM once and he told me he was going to eat me and write about it. I ran away as fast as my little legs would take me. That's why I don't go to book signings anymore.
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Apr 26, 2019 17:57
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Arya jams a knife into the night King's mouth and says "Is this a sandwich?" To which Bran replies "who says there are sandwiches?"
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Apr 26, 2019 18:02
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Dragonglass is a sandwich.
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Apr 26, 2019 18:16
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everyone on game of thrones has more money than i do
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Apr 26, 2019 18:20
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Bram warged into the American public ca. 2016
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Apr 26, 2019 18:22
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FuhrerHat posted:everyone on game of thrones has more money than i do Why is Sam still fat is the only valid question ever asked on the show
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Apr 26, 2019 18:24
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Dany your boyfriend woof 
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Apr 26, 2019 18:24
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ethanol posted:Why is Sam still fat is the only valid question ever asked on the show Why is Gilly bigger than Sam now?
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Apr 26, 2019 18:35
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been watching some old episodes and i forgot all about the scene where jaime and cersei have sex on top of one of their dead incest children 
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Apr 26, 2019 18:51
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Waltzing Along posted:Why is Gilly bigger than Sam now? this is the only plotline that i give a poo poo about
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Apr 26, 2019 18:53
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Waltzing Along posted:Why is Gilly bigger than Sam now? Cause she made another baby with Sam is my guess. No seriously Cercei in the books is loving hilarious. She seriously thinks Tyrion is behind everything, up to and including the attack on her daughter, and when she does her walk of shame, unlike the show, she's described with all the flaws of having multiple kids and drinking nonstop would do to you, flabby skin and all. Robert actually tried to be a father to one of his bastards and wanted to take her to court, and Cercei pretty much said she'd kill the girl. So yeah book Robert was kinda cool. I mean he was still a lech but still. He does have a bastard from boinking Stannis' wife's cousin....on their wedding night in the honeymoon suite. And that kid gets a present from him every year, but it's Varys who sends it, and Robert finds it hilarious. Also kudos to the Red Wedding because Robb does NOT bring his new wife to the party, and even Cat thinks how lovely the band is (because they're not musicians). Also she doesn't kill Frey's new wife (though that was better in the show. I'll find another.) but his halfwit grandson. Cat does have this internal panic when she realizes her throat is being slit because she doesn't want her hair cut, Ned loves her long hair but she's pretty dead by then.
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Apr 26, 2019 18:59
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Necros posted:been watching some old episodes and i forgot all about the scene where jaime and cersei have sex on top of one of their dead incest children Oops, we wrote a scene where the character in the middle of his redemption arc rapes his sister. Our bad! This year, D&D are writers on their own Star Wars trilogy.
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Apr 26, 2019 19:00
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:One of the silliest changes from the book was them changing the name of Theon's sister from Asha to Yara because they assumed the audience would be too dumb to be able to tell the difference between "Asha" and Osha the wildling. Yara is the name of the world's largest producer of fertilizer, maybe they're trying to tell us something
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Apr 26, 2019 19:08
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Dave Concepcion posted:Yara is the name of the world's largest producer of fertilizer, maybe they're trying to tell us something one of the big fertilizer companies in my area is called Frey brothers.
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Apr 26, 2019 19:30
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The show ends with Sam discovering propane and propane is what brings them out of the dark ages and the whole point was imagining life before propane
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Apr 26, 2019 19:37
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And by propane I mean fertilizer I think I had a stroke
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Apr 26, 2019 19:41
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:And by propane I mean fertilizer I think I had a stroke drat I was hoping you were going to work this into a Hank Hill thing.
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Apr 26, 2019 19:43
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As Nero Danced posted:drat I was hoping you were going to work this into a Hank Hill thing. Hank hill first of his name, giver of propane and propane accessories, protector of Arlen, knight of house Strickland
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Oh, there's going to be a point in the battle where the ice dragon and regular dragon shoot two different colors of flame at each other and the regular dragon has to flame harder than the other one like the end of harry potter
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Apr 26, 2019 19:47
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And I see your dragonflame is as big as mine!
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Apr 26, 2019 19:48
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I like the part in the books where theon and asha have like three or four uncles, and you can tell it's just because grrm learned the word "nuncle" before writing that one
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Highlight of this thread, LMFAO
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PostNouveau posted:Oh, there's going to be a point in the battle where the ice dragon and regular dragon shoot two different colors of flame at each other and the regular dragon has to flame harder than the other one like the end of harry potter No he starts losing and then the second dragon joins in
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Colonel Cancer posted:No he starts losing and then the second dragon joins in Everyone on the ground looks up when the second one comes in, and they all start cheering as their flame becomes a larger percentage of the overall flame conflagration.
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Apr 26, 2019 19:58
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Jon you must take my dragon and fly to north pole to destroy NKs horcrux before he kills everyone!!
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Colonel Cancer posted:No he starts losing and then the second dragon joins in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iUmbRfL5X0
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Clark Nova posted:I like the part in the books where theon and asha have like three or four uncles, and you can tell it's just because grrm learned the word "nuncle" before writing that one There's the nutty religious uncle, the uncle who raped his brothers when they were kids, and the big dumb brute muscle brother who at once point thinks his niece wants to be his wife, and then even he's all Uhhhno.
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Re: Dragons you know it's gonna be stupid as poo poo. Dany on Dragon 1 is shooting flame at Dragon 2 (NK's dragon) and they're locked in a battle of wills about who is flaming harder then Jon Snow on Dragon 3 flies up and also joins the battle and just as they are about to win the Epic Flame Battle, a scorpion bolt is fired and hits Jon Snow's Dragon (Dragon 3). While the undead are slicing up the Golden Company, Jon Snow et al are recuperating and attempting to retreat. That guldern Cersei!
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I liked how the show took one look at the fractal poo poo GRRM was pulling with the Iron Islands politics and was like, yeah no. Just went at book 4 with a chainsaw.
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jokes posted:Re: Dragons you know it's gonna be stupid as poo poo. Dany on Dragon 1 is shooting flame at Dragon 2 (NK's dragon) and they're locked in a battle of wills about who is flaming harder then Jon Snow on Dragon 3 flies up and also joins the battle and just as they are about to win the Epic Flame Battle, a scorpion bolt is fired and hits Jon Snow's Dragon (Dragon 3). While the undead are slicing up the Golden Company, Jon Snow et al are recuperating and attempting to retreat. That guldern Cersei! So dany is gohan. Night king is cell. And jon snow is goku? Does this mean jon snow is gonna die again?
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jokes posted:Re: Dragons you know it's gonna be stupid as poo poo. Dany on Dragon 1 is shooting flame at Dragon 2 (NK's dragon) and they're locked in a battle of wills about who is flaming harder then Jon Snow on Dragon 3 flies up and also joins the battle and just as they are about to win the Epic Flame Battle, a scorpion bolt is fired and hits Jon Snow's Dragon (Dragon 3). While the undead are slicing up the Golden Company, Jon Snow et al are recuperating and attempting to retreat. That guldern Cersei! I hope a dead dragon falls from the sky and crushes every
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