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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

D-Pad posted:

Lol you're not a real man unless you can get then labes so engorged she flies off like a bat after the sex having

Isn't there a malaysian ghost like that

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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
After the revolution in Labia, Chad swooped in to assert control so they could claim extraction rights. The U.N. protested.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
See my labes here
See my hot labes here
Would you lick through them, and
Don't forget the clit

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Vintersorg does have a point about lyrics, though. Just refer to Chuck Berry's classic Wham, bam, bathroom cam or Jimmy Saville's 1982 novelty hit I Have Sex With Dead People, Doo Dah, Doo Dah

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
me: mom i think i may be in trouble for getting $1300 in american money on a donation website by saying I need surgery to reduce my huge labes or my boyfriend will leave me please dont sing labeula 
mom: labes i am the one 
me, sobbing: please please i got a phone call from the canada revenus agency 
my dad via speakerphone: conquering the flaps

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Dumb Lowtax posted:

posting anime
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Someone translate this. Is this the incest anime Ellen musk had an avatar if on twutter?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
how is labby formed

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

how is labby formed

I cannot compete with you, Jolabes

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

purple death ray posted:

I cannot compete with you, Jolabes

Jolabes, Jolabes, Jolabes, Jolabes
I'm begging of you please don't take my man

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Jus please no one start talking about their labuela

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

Jus please no one start talking about their labuela

is that the new justin beaver song?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
He just signed with a new labe-el.

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

My my my Labia
Why why why Labia
I could see, those lips were no good for me
Without a map I could not hope to find that g

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
(rockabilly voice) oh LAY-bi, uh huh-huh, you know i LOVES yoouuuu

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

(rockabilly voice) oh LAY-bi, uh huh-huh, you know i LOVES yoouuuu

Inna gadda da lay-be-uhh huhhhh
Don't you know that I lo-hove you-ooh

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
Labia, I do believe I’ve failed you.
Labia, I know I’ve let you down.
Don’t you know I tried so hard to love you in my way?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

canyoneer posted:

Jolabes, Jolabes, Jolabes, Jolabes
I'm begging of you please don't take my man

That is what jumped immediately into my mind, too.


Laaaaaabie a-what you wanna do
I think I could play with you
For a while, maybe longer if I do

Now it's come to what you want, I've licked your labes
And all the things you thought before just faded into gray
And can't you see
That I don't know if it's you or if it's me

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

My Lovely Horse posted:

labia hi, labia hu, labia ho, labia ha-hah

Labia who?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



How's that song go again, "I'm in love with the shape of your labia"?

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
One week in, we let the story begin;
I’m getting psyched to see your labes.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"This phase" will outlast the entire internet. You could burn all of society to the ground and goons would trek through the mutant infested wastelands to deliver hand drawn copies of goatse and dickbutt to each other like neckbearded versions of Kevin Costner in The Mailman.

Still true of the stupid rear end memes we poo poo at each others’ faces

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
Yesterday
My labiaplasty seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they've gone away
Oh, it happened yesterday

Suddenly
I'm not half the girl I used to be
There's no roastbeef hanging down from me
Oh, yesterday came suddenly

Why they had to go, well you know
I can only say
They just looked a bit too long
Said so long to 'em yesterday

Yesterday
Love was such a messy game to play
My labes won't need a place to hide away
Oh, I believe in yesterday

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Cause I’ve been in the lab
With a peen and a pad

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
That's not my vulva
So call them labeys

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Phy posted:

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
That's not my vulva
So call them labeys

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.

Phy posted:

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
That's not my vulva
So call them labeys

lmao

e: but are not the labia, in fact, part of the vulva

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
But in the rear end nothing even matters

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

can an admin please change my name to Lawrence of Labia

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013
gently caress you guys. My drunken re-imagining of Dumbo just got super weird.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
haardwolf.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard posted:

But in the rear end nothing even matters

Ayyyyy

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I wanna know what labes is
I want you to show me

Gaukler
Oct 9, 2012


Caaaaaan you feel the laaaaabes tonight?
You needn't look too far
Stealing through the night's uncertainties
Labes is what they are

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




aardwolf posted:

gently caress you guys. My drunken re-imagining of Dumbo just got super weird.

Labey mine, don't go deep
Labey mine, never seep
Lips that bring joy to my heart,
Ready to part, labia mine

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
cooch

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
2 days of labia jokes and the mods still have not changed the thread title.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Chichevache posted:

2 days of labia jokes and the mods still have not changed the thread title.

Funny Forums Quotes: 2 days of labia jokes

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Chichevache posted:

2 days of labia jokes and the mods still have not locked the thread and banned every one of us.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Chichevache posted:

2 days of labia jokes and the mods still have not changed the thread title.
Why? Title's still appropriate.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Bertrand Hustle posted:

Funny Forums Quotes: 2 days of labia jokes

Paging Labes for Days.

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