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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

END ME SCOOB posted:

It legitimately came out of nowhere when I got to the end of that original title and then they're like "ALSO THIS IS AUSTRALIA AND HAS BEEN THE WHOLE TIME." Literally nothing in the game save maybe a rare British spelling had suggested it wasn't a New England coastal dive.

There's a few games lately that do this!

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Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

I think there's one where someone rips someone's upper half off and just puts it on backwards.

Nah that was just a joke in Spaceballs.

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Ghost Leviathan posted:

There's a few games lately that do this!

I'm legitimately curious about these, spoiler tagged or no. I can't think of any but I'm also pretty behind on THE HOT NEW TITLES since I can't buy anything for a while.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

END ME SCOOB posted:

It legitimately came out of nowhere when I got to the end of that original title and then they're like "ALSO THIS IS AUSTRALIA AND HAS BEEN THE WHOLE TIME." Literally nothing in the game save maybe a rare British spelling had suggested it wasn't a New England coastal dive.

Well how much worse can it make a product, really.



Oh.

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

kirbysuperstar posted:

Well how much worse can it make a product, really.



Oh.

Someone bought me a copy of Max's Big Bust and to this day I've still never finished it because boy does that dude's writing go from "camp stupidity" to "horrifying" real quick when your character is a cop who is cool using deadly force on people in the streets and the chief is implied to anally violate men with glass in an interrogation room. I'm kind of amazed that there was room to escalate lovely politics after that.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

END ME SCOOB posted:

I'm legitimately curious about these, spoiler tagged or no. I can't think of any but I'm also pretty behind on THE HOT NEW TITLES since I can't buy anything for a while.

Well the one that came to mind was Golf Story on the Switch, though it's hinted if you're paying attention

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

END ME SCOOB posted:

Someone bought me a copy of Max's Big Bust and to this day I've still never finished it because boy does that dude's writing go from "camp stupidity" to "horrifying" real quick when your character is a cop who is cool using deadly force on people in the streets and the chief is implied to anally violate men with glass in an interrogation room. I'm kind of amazed that there was room to escalate lovely politics after that.

Australia always finds ways to disappoint, friend.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

END ME SCOOB posted:

Someone bought me a copy of Max's Big Bust and to this day I've still never finished it because boy does that dude's writing go from "camp stupidity" to "horrifying" real quick when your character is a cop who is cool using deadly force on people in the streets and the chief is implied to anally violate men with glass in an interrogation room. I'm kind of amazed that there was room to escalate lovely politics after that.

all i know about these games is that male catgirls have some type of major facial deformity, and some type of majorly deformed facial hair

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

kirbysuperstar posted:

Well how much worse can it make a product, really.



Oh.

I actually laughed and cringed at the same time.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Also I'm feeling mildly bad for the Subverse people when I mock them, they are trying to make a game without Crunch and actually distribute the game's profit more equitably according to interviews. That really is a noble goal and especially since this game looks like it's going to be a legitimate hit. Exploitation and crunch also heavily effect a lot of this self funded indie games.

On the other hand, I've found out that despite a weird lack of English press that this is happening or at least the milestone this represents; Japanese and European press and fans are actually big for this. At least America doesn't have defend this too.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

NutritiousSnack posted:

Also I'm feeling mildly bad for the Subverse people when I mock them, they are trying to make a game without Crunch and actually distribute the game's profit more equitably according to interviews. That really is a noble goal and especially since this game looks like it's going to be a legitimate hit. Exploitation and crunch also heavily effect a lot of this self funded indie games.

On the other hand, I've found out that despite a weird lack of English press that this is happening or at least the milestone this represents; Japanese and European press and fans are actually big for this. At least America doesn't have defend this too.

There's been a complete blackout of coverage in pretty much all the English gaming press. Let's face it, probably because they have no idea whether they're supposed to praise it for being woke or drat it for being objectifying and are waiting for someone to blow the whistle.

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
The biggest problem I have with Subverse is that there is no prototypes or past games made by this team, just mockups, 3d models and animations. I've seen projects with more pedegree than this fail before, plenty of times.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

The greatest porn game never made.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Rotten Red Rod posted:


Also just look at this guy



"male catgirl"

I'm just going to pretend this is the entire text box.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Ghost Leviathan posted:

There's been a complete blackout of coverage in pretty much all the English gaming press. Let's face it, probably because they have no idea whether they're supposed to praise it for being woke or drat it for being objectifying and are waiting for someone to blow the whistle.

it's probably because the English gaming press just straight up doesn't cover porn unless something really, really newsworthy happens, and "these porn game developers are actually decent humans," while nice, isn't much of a news article

e: when I say "really, really newsworthy," I mean like the insane furor that RapeLay getting imported caused, or all the wackiness with people being exposed to Steam porn lately. something that's straight up holy-poo poo front page news.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






LORD OF BOOTY posted:

it's probably because the English gaming press just straight up doesn't cover porn unless something really, really newsworthy happens, and "these porn game developers are actually decent humans," while nice, isn't much of a news article

e: when I say "really, really newsworthy," I mean like the insane furor that RapeLay getting imported caused, or all the wackiness with people being exposed to Steam porn lately. something that's straight up holy-poo poo front page news.

Pretty sad that "sane non-exploitative labor practices and fair wages" doesn't qualify.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

McSpanky posted:

Pretty sad that "sane non-exploitative labor practices and fair wages" doesn't qualify.

I think it's sad that it does.
Eat the rich.

In any case though, I'm not sure Subverse really belongs here. It's not even released for one, and I think we're well past the point where just having sex, or even bring about sex, is enough to call a game awful.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Might be something significant given how a lot of porn games either tend to get stuck in development hell because the devs are all amateurs doing it in their spare time, or fall apart because one of them runs off with all the assets or something, that it takes a healthy and equitable dev environment for anything remotely major to get a hope of actually being released.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

I love the fact that because I played dragon age or whatever a while back, steam is suggesting literal porn games because I recently played games tagged with "sexual content."

Because ignorable sex scenes are totally equivalent to literal porn :rolleyes:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The first Dragon Age, everyone was never nude during sex, even. Or maybe the men were nude, it's just the women. I can't remember.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

The thing is, I dont even know what game triggered it because my recent games category includes 187 games some of which I got in bundle packs and never booted.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

What you played means nothing, EVERYBODY gets porn games in their recommendations/queue. And VR games, and early access games, and games not in English, etc etc etc. The "algorithm" is kind of overblown.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Sometimes Steam recommends me games already on my wishlist so obviously the system works! :downs:

AG3
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about spending hundreds of dollars on Mass Effect 2 emoticons and Avatars.

Oven Wrangler
I'm not even sure recommending stuff based on same tags counts as an algorithm. Yes, having played a game tagged as singleplayer is a good reason to recommend any game with the singleplayer tag :downs:

Ikari Worrier
Jul 23, 2004


Dinosaur Gum
Don't forget that it'll sometimes recommend poo poo in genres you have never played and clearly don't give a gently caress about "just to see if you're interested"

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

King Vidiot posted:

Sometimes Steam recommends me games already on my wishlist so obviously the system works! :downs:

Well if you have a large enough Wishlist it might recommend games just to remind you they exist. I certainly know I have this problem.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
The new Deep Space Waifu expansion is out, and the theme is racial stereotypes The Countries of the World.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Did we already cover the release of Pussy 3

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

Buddy I didn't know there was a Pussy 2.

Alternatively:

Can I just skip to 3? Or will I miss the gripping plot hooks and character setup in 1 and 2?

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

jonsicoli posted:

Can I just skip to 3? Or will I miss the grappling hooks and town setup in 1 and 2?

Fixed that for you, the main advancements in the Pussy series have been mechanical rather than story-based

BlondRobin
May 29, 2005

Sssh! Be vewy vewy quiet. It's wabbit season.

jonsicoli posted:

Buddy I didn't know there was a Pussy 2.

Alternatively:

Can I just skip to 3? Or will I miss the gripping plot hooks and character setup in 1 and 2?

Eh, IMO it's got a lot to offer, but most people talking about it are just achievement hunters who want to say they beat the game to brag about it.

in case someone here thinks this is a serious post: it is not. i hate to think this is necessary but the year is 2019, and comedy is dead

BlondRobin fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Apr 27, 2019

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

FoolyCharged posted:

I love the fact that because I played dragon age or whatever a while back, steam is suggesting literal porn games because I recently played games tagged with "sexual content."

Because ignorable sex scenes are totally equivalent to literal porn :rolleyes:

Yeah this is going to be a big issue on Steam if they've decided that explicit porn on the platform is okay. They need to do a way better job at filtering because there are lots of valid non-porn uses for "sexual content" tags.

I feel like it should basically work like a video rental store. You just put the porn in its own special room so if people want it they know exactly where to find it, but they won't find it just mixed in among the staff picks or whatever. Using tags and trusting in the algorithm is not going to work - because hell even if people do actually legitimately want to buy porn sometimes, they probably don't want it recommended to them when they're just browsing the store normally.

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

They do have 2 seperate tags for sexual content in the preferences. One just for nudity, where it's not the focus of the game, and one for "adults only" (tiddy games). I haven't seen a lot of either so I don't know how reliable it is at preventing porno games from getting in the queue, but I'm assuming not great.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Getting tagged as "adults only" is a pretty high bar to clear.

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
Yeah, I've seen literal hardcore futa porn not tagged as adults only. Valve is actually going to have to be proactive to make sure porn doesn't get advertised to kids using their service.

Haha who am I kidding Valve wont do poo poo until they get sued.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
I mean Valve claims they're "just a storefront" but what they are, and what they're comfortable being, is an OS for games. They even have a loving "big picture mode" so you don't even have to pretend your PC is for anything but accessing Steam. If they're an OS they can just act like "well, whatever people do is their own business" while taking in every nickel from every game sale because every single game is on Steam.

Nothing can be done short of changing the law or the entire system to not allow anything like Steam (or Amazon or any of these other total monopolies masquerading as free and open markets) to happen again.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Tombot posted:

The biggest problem I have with Subverse is that there is no prototypes or past games made by this team, just mockups, 3d models and animations. I've seen projects with more pedegree than this fail before, plenty of times.

They've hired actual games people, and they aren't mere ideas guy, but yeah. 50/50% chance of this just not getting made.

EDITPhone posting because my internet is down, I mean king vidot also on a point here. This thread wouldn't exist if Steam put the slightest bit of effort into self. The lolifuta furry games are winding up in kids hand's because Steam is on the other side of the Sony lazy specturm; letting everything is another way of avoiding controversy and anger that actually causes it! It's dumb but they get away with it because they're the only game in town!

NutritiousSnack fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Apr 27, 2019

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I feel like there has to be a certain number of people applying a tag for it to be considered, and most porn games probably legitimately don't get enough eyes on them to pass that bar.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

I feel like there has to be a certain number of people applying a tag for it to be considered, and most porn games probably legitimately don't get enough eyes on them to pass that bar.

Yeah this is why there have been games showing up in people's queues with the explanation "We don't have enough data on this game yet to categorize it correctly so into the general pool it goes".

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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

rodbeard posted:

I'm just going to pretend this is the entire text box.

The entire text box contains the same information plus someone being racist to him for being a male catgirl

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