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Sordas Volantyr: Jan 11, 2015; Now, everybody, walk like a Jekhar.

(God, these running animations are terrible.)

Leal posted:

And Sordas (above the tower) manages to completely and utterly miss the gaggle of reavers and shoots Anil's cyborg leg for 95 loving damage. How about making her lose her left leg twice, why don't ya?!

You listen here, sniping is hard! Sure, there's plenty of skill involved with hand-to-hand violence, but unlike me your opponent's right there and you generally don't have to give a poo poo about the wind!

(great stuff, loving the LP so far)

# ? Apr 26, 2019 17:55

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Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

That cyberleg was accidentally built with a component made of a super powerful magnet.

# ? Apr 26, 2019 18:14

Guper: Jan 21, 2019

There's actually some really cool lore around Stobe (the giant skeleton that made the other skeletons sad). Would it be alright if I posted a couple huge lore dumps here that someone wrote up on the kenshi subreddit?

# ? Apr 27, 2019 04:35

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

I am Crab

# ? Apr 27, 2019 05:44

Arkanumzilong: Sep 10, 2016

Gridlocked posted:

I am Crab

We are crab

# ? Apr 27, 2019 09:40

Turtlicious: Sep 17, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Can you eat the crabs?

# ? Apr 27, 2019 09:51

CommissarMega: Nov 18, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Guper posted:

There's actually some really cool lore around Stobe (the giant skeleton that made the other skeletons sad). Would it be alright if I posted a couple huge lore dumps here that someone wrote up on the kenshi subreddit?

I don't think Leal showed Stobe (unless there's an image there that's not loading). And assuming the posts you're referring to are the ones I'm thinking off, I think we should hold off on posting at least the second until we're done exploring the Ashlands.

# ? Apr 27, 2019 10:02

Lady Jaybird: Jan 23, 2014; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Crab crab crab crab crab

# ? Apr 27, 2019 21:44

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

# ? Apr 28, 2019 01:23

Leal: Oct 2, 2009

Let's keep the lore bits under wraps until I explore a bit more in the region, just so people aren't thinking "wait when who what huh?"

Also:

The Lone Badger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

# ? Apr 28, 2019 01:34

The Bold Kobold: Aug 11, 2014; Bold to the point of certain death.

You can never have enough crabs, that's for sure.

# ? Apr 28, 2019 11:23

deadseedinside: Jul 6, 2018; Possibly a confused chimpanzee. Approach with caution and snacks.

is that the top of a tramp stamp i see peaking out there?

# ? Apr 29, 2019 01:07

Leal: Oct 2, 2009

That is underwear :v:

# ? Apr 29, 2019 01:23

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

I am crab?

# ? Apr 29, 2019 02:38

Lady Jaybird: Jan 23, 2014; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

We are all crab, friend

# ? Apr 29, 2019 02:59

EponymousMrYar: Jan 4, 2015; The enemy of my enemy is my enemy.

And you can be a crab too.

# ? Apr 29, 2019 03:15

Gulping Again: Mar 10, 2007

Embracing Crab is the correct choice.

Recruit Crab, Wear Crab, Live Crab.

# ? Apr 29, 2019 09:07

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

# ? Apr 29, 2019 09:15

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

I am Sir Crab, Knight of Crabington

# ? Apr 29, 2019 09:19

Tin Tim: Jun 4, 2012; Live by the pun - Die by the pun

Thinkin bout those crabs

# ? Apr 29, 2019 09:45

CommissarMega: Nov 18, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Keep Crab
And Crabby On

# ? Apr 29, 2019 10:24

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

McGavin posted:

# ? Apr 29, 2019 10:28

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Not enough crab steps in that cycle, IMO

# ? Apr 29, 2019 14:06

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Also, regarding your stylish new hat:

Also found a followup while looking for that meme.

# ? Apr 29, 2019 23:48

Power Walrus: Dec 24, 2003; Fun Shoe

Great update!

Some crabs are mean as poo poo, but all crabs are cool. In conclusion,

# ? Apr 29, 2019 23:53

mauman: Jul 30, 2014; Whoever's got the biggest whiskers does the talking.

Crab faction best faction.

Crab armor (the helmet and the chest) are pretty darn good too. Helmet is probably the best heavy helmet, and the chest is up there with Samurai armor for best chest piece.

# ? Apr 30, 2019 10:18

Liquid Communism: Mar 9, 2004; коммунизм хранится в яичках

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rijcxV3LtZ4

# ? May 4, 2019 09:00

Turtlicious: Sep 17, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

as a Rollin 30 from harlem, i'm extremely triggered rn.

# ? May 4, 2019 09:08

Leal: Oct 2, 2009

Why would you eat crab :saddowns:

# ? May 4, 2019 18:21

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Leal posted:

Why would you eat crab

I am Crab

# ? May 5, 2019 08:25

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Gridlocked posted:

I am Crab

Crustacean, eat thyself.

# ? May 5, 2019 08:59

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

Leal posted:

Why would you eat crab

# ? May 5, 2019 10:59

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

# ? May 6, 2019 02:42

Glazius: Jul 22, 2007; Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.; Clapping Larry

Good thing you wrapped that all up before sundown. Otherwise we would have had a real night of the crabs, and those never end well.

# ? May 6, 2019 04:40

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8MBiV1CeB0

# ? May 6, 2019 04:55

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Technocrat posted:

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1125477467823566848

My wife disagrees with me, but baby crabs are adorable

# ? May 7, 2019 21:35

Lady Jaybird: Jan 23, 2014; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

_crab

# ? May 9, 2019 03:52

Ibblebibble: Nov 12, 2013

螃蟹?

# ? May 9, 2019 05:05

Arkanumzilong: Sep 10, 2016

I think we can all agree this is now the crab thread
Pettition to rename every character crab in honor of our new crustracean overlords

# ? May 9, 2019 10:53

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Leal: Oct 2, 2009

# ? May 9, 2019 21:13

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