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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Which low-rent strip club is this?

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sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

Bertrand Hustle posted:

On what loving planet does that look like anything even vaguely approximating "quality"

i mean compared to the other image posted like two posts above that one... this planet?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




AAAAAAHH!

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Bertrand Hustle posted:

On what loving planet does that look like anything even vaguely approximating "quality"

On the planet where "cheap" gets you this

Fake tans are like most other makeup; there are people who more readily notice that it's fake and are more critical of it at all levels, and then there are people who only notice when it's egregiously bad. Whoever pulled together stoatbringer's image is probably the latter, and there's a whole world of fake tans they don't notice because it's better quality product giving more even coverage on an attractive person under good lighting.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Comey/status/1122165090046943239

the comments are great in this one

Wrath of Mordark
Jul 25, 2006

Foster liked his brand new wand!
Fun Shoe

Bertrand Hustle posted:

This dude is a fuckin' moron, but for reasons other than I originally thought. He's not a white racist gatekeeping metal, he's a black guy pulling the "black people aren't supposed to like this" poo poo.

Botswana has some absolutely loving amazing death metal bands, and the musicians and fans are active, involved members of their communities and are looked up to by kids. The whole Botswana metal scene is just a really positive phenomenon and is not a "white culture" thing at all, it's 100% a home-grown movement.

I missed it. What did the original tweet even say?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

kirbysuperstar posted:

https://twitter.com/ZJemptv/status/1122008132320993280

The channer is the idiot here, not the tweeter, obviously

I’m going to say they are both idiots.

It’s clearly a poo poo troll post.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Stoatbringer posted:

Which low-rent strip club is this?

Hey buddy. gently caress off with this poo poo.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Wrath of Mordark posted:

I missed it. What did the original tweet even say?

Black guy rolling his eyes at badass pics of Botswanan women in the metal scene because they’re “bringing white culture into their homes.”

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'


TiFS pose differently depending on whether or not they’ve started testosterone. The pre-T ones (mostly always under 18 and refer to themselves as “gay” non binary trans masculine) usually always have blue hair, and smile like they’re trying to be cutesy. Lots of flannel. The post T ones pose as if they’ve got the sun in their eyes, squinting with eyebrows raised, looking kind of confused. They want to look sullen but they look like they’re struggling to see something in the distance. They also stand with their pelvis pushed forward and their torso leaning backwards, not sure I’ve ever seen a biological man stand on a slant like that. TiMS will always act as if they’re coy, shy, always pulling their hair back over their ears with their hands over their faces. It’s actually a known fact that 99.9% of TiMs wear black thick rimmed glasses. They love a good 90s choker necklace. Many will wear cat ears in public. Also lots of flannel. Depending on the age, they will either dress exactly as they would as a male, skinny jeans and converse, or the over 50’s will wear something overly revealing, low cut, glittery or over the top and heels on all occasions, just to do the grocery shopping. It’s a strange phenomenon.

Cernunnos
Sep 2, 2011

ppbbbbttttthhhhh~

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1122054119571763200?s=19

I don't even get that third one, I'm pretty sure Leviticus predates the Greeks.

This is a periodic reminder that Roosh thinks liking a womens' butt makes you gay.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


lmao of course he's a loving scab, and proud of it

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Fister Roboto posted:

lmao of course he's a loving scab, and proud of it

The replies are almost non stop calling him a scab.

Occasionally you get something different like this

https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1122189164370432003

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/...politicians-too

Social media being idiots: Twitter can’t deploy an anti-Nazi algorithm because it catches too many Republicans.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

chitoryu12 posted:

Black guy rolling his eyes at badass pics of Botswanan women in the metal scene because they’re “bringing white culture into their homes.”

Batswana! :eng101:

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Zesty posted:

Hey buddy. gently caress off with this poo poo.

Yeah Minaj is wearing probably a $1000 latex bodysuit there.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
I think they both look very nice and rich. Which makes them better than other people who aren't rich.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

chitoryu12 posted:

Black guy rolling his eyes at badass pics of Botswanan women in the metal scene because they’re “bringing white culture into their homes.”

Wouldn’t that just be black people taking rock music back?

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1122054119571763200?s=19

I don't even get that third one, I'm pretty sure Leviticus predates the Greeks.

Reading actual history is for soyboys who aren't confident in their knowledge of the world

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cernunnos posted:

This is a periodic reminder that Roosh thinks liking a womens' butt makes you gay.

Also a rapist, can't forget that part either. Or at least a wannabe rapist.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Cernunnos posted:

This is a periodic reminder that Roosh thinks liking a womens' butt makes you gay.

If liking a woman’s butt is gay I don’t wanna be straight.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Is there a joke I'm missing or are you just wrong?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Besesoth posted:

Is there a joke I'm missing or are you just wrong?

According to Wikipedia, Batswana is actually the plural form of people form Botswana.

The singular is Motswana. I learned a thing today!

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Setswana is a weird language in that prefixes are the main modifiers. Like instead of with English where Americans are what you call people from America, Batswana are from Botswana and speak Setswana to a Motswana.

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
https://twitter.com/Sestze2/status/1122340157649063936

(not me, well, maybe me)

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Cernunnos posted:

This is a periodic reminder that Roosh thinks liking a womens' butt makes you gay.

The guy is 110% closeted and projecting his insecurities onto everyone else.

Roosh: "Women have butts. Men also have butts. Mmm. Man butt. WAIT. NO."

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Picnic Princess posted:

The guy is 110% closeted and projecting his insecurities onto everyone else.

Roosh: "Women have butts. Men also have butts. Mmm. Man butt. WAIT. NO."

His description of having sex is pretty sad. Dude doesn't like fuckin ladies, and yet devotes a significant portion of his life to attempting it.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Puppy Time posted:

His description of having sex is pretty sad. Dude doesn't like fuckin ladies, and yet devotes a significant portion of his life to attempting it.

Would a gay man gently caress women? I think not!

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

its all nice on rice posted:

Would a gay man gently caress women? I think not!

Nothing gayer than having sex with a woman.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

chitoryu12 posted:

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/...politicians-too

Social media being idiots: Twitter can’t deploy an anti-Nazi algorithm because it catches too many Republicans.

Sounds like it's working correctly.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://pitchfork.com/news/chris-brown-attacks-chvrches-these-are-the-people-i-wish-walked-in-front-of-a-speeding-bus/


Today, Chris Brown took to Chvrches’ Instagram to leave a comment (viewed by Pitchfork) on one of their posts: “BUNCH OF LOSERS. these are the type of people I wish walked in front of a speeding bus full of mental patients. Keep groveling over you own insecurities and hatred. IM BLACK AND PROUD. AND I KNOW ITS HURTS THAT U GUYS ARE STRUGGLING WIT LIFE OR PEACE SO U ARE FORCED TO SEE MY SUCCESS. You aren't even #2 (REMEMBER 2nd place only means YOU LOST FIRST! TA-TA. GOODDAY PEASANTS”.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Huh. So he can beat people other than his girlfriends.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Jippa posted:

https://pitchfork.com/news/chris-brown-attacks-chvrches-these-are-the-people-i-wish-walked-in-front-of-a-speeding-bus/


Today, Chris Brown took to Chvrches’ Instagram to leave a comment (viewed by Pitchfork) on one of their posts: “BUNCH OF LOSERS. these are the type of people I wish walked in front of a speeding bus full of mental patients. Keep groveling over you own insecurities and hatred. IM BLACK AND PROUD. AND I KNOW ITS HURTS THAT U GUYS ARE STRUGGLING WIT LIFE OR PEACE SO U ARE FORCED TO SEE MY SUCCESS. You aren't even #2 (REMEMBER 2nd place only means YOU LOST FIRST! TA-TA. GOODDAY PEASANTS”.

God I hate the internet.

quote:

While the band have not commented further since their initial statement, frontwoman Lauren Mayberry has posted screenshots of abusive direct messages she had received since the statement. “Angry men on the internet can call me all the names they want. I still think domestic abuse is wrong,” she wrote in a caption.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jippa posted:

https://pitchfork.com/news/chris-brown-attacks-chvrches-these-are-the-people-i-wish-walked-in-front-of-a-speeding-bus/


Today, Chris Brown took to Chvrches’ Instagram to leave a comment (viewed by Pitchfork) on one of their posts: “BUNCH OF LOSERS. these are the type of people I wish walked in front of a speeding bus full of mental patients. Keep groveling over you own insecurities and hatred. IM BLACK AND PROUD. AND I KNOW ITS HURTS THAT U GUYS ARE STRUGGLING WIT LIFE OR PEACE SO U ARE FORCED TO SEE MY SUCCESS. You aren't even #2 (REMEMBER 2nd place only means YOU LOST FIRST! TA-TA. GOODDAY PEASANTS”.

Why does it make a difference that the speeding bus is full of mental patients?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

vyelkin posted:

Why does it make a difference that the speeding bus is full of mental patients?

Chris Brown.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jippa posted:

Chris Brown.

Yeah I just mean like there's Chris Brown in this moment of rage, he's just written that he wishes they would get run over by a speeding bus and he searches for something that could possible make this situation worse for the people being hit by the bus, and the thing he lands on is that the bus is full of mental patients? :confused:

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/Fred_Delicious/status/1122193940155858945

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


I read this guy's book when it came out a year or so ago. I had three main reactions:

1. I found myself surprisingly interested in the parts where as a prosecutor he went after organized crime. I realized I know basically nothing about that entire world except for what I've seen in movies.
2. I now understand his reasoning for reopening the Hillary email thing right before election day. Mind you, I still disagree with that reasoning, forcefully, but I can see how he could be led to botch that decision the way he did.
3. Holy gently caress this guy has no loving clue how computers or the Internet work, and he particularly embarrasses himself every time he shoots his mouth off about encryption.

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