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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Probably an old joke, but:


cracked me up.

<extreme echo on voice sample>F-f-f-f-f-for life</echo>

Also looks like Hardcore Dustin took game 1 hard

https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1122320025996623877

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davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

fart blood posted:

She’s cool but she does cup therapy so she’s not that cool
Oh are we REALLY doing this?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

i'll do whatever idgaf

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
i learned that the real reason why jordynne is bad is because of the clothes she wears

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
the only therapy from a cup you should get is whatever alcohol you pour into it

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


davidbix posted:

Oh are we REALLY doing this?
anti vaxxenspan

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

cup therapy is ok. do anything that fucks you up and doesnt mess with me, if you want to. Just like what i do in secret.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/1122373220299104256

Making fun of the lazy lovely bad shirt (even for them) they made https://shop.wwe.com/bray-wyatt-firefly-funhouse-t-shirt/112071560.html?dwvar_112071560_color=Red#start=1

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

davidbix posted:

Oh are we REALLY doing this?

It is snake oil, sir. It’s on the level of essential oils. :colbert:

I like your work btw.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


https://twitter.com/JoshProhibition/status/1122493061412601858

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

...Is Bray one of the ones asking for his release? Because some of this poo poo is dancing close to the 'hope Vince got up on the right side of bed and thinks it's funny' teritory.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 days!

Gaz-L posted:

...Is Bray one of the ones asking for his release? Because some of this poo poo is dancing close to the 'hope Vince got up on the right side of bed and thinks it's funny' teritory.

I don't think so, but I'm firmly behind wrestlers giving less and less of a gently caress about irritating Vince and co.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Gaz-L posted:

...Is Bray one of the ones asking for his release? Because some of this poo poo is dancing close to the 'hope Vince got up on the right side of bed and thinks it's funny' teritory.

What are they going to do, not put him on TV for months?

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Bray seems like a dude who is very invested in his character and image so it makes sense he'd be legit pissed about that shirt.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

if youre in the wwe and youre mad that they made lovely merch for you youre probably the worlds dumbest idiot

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Bray should be happy he at least gets merch so he can pay his back owed child support

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
its alimony not child support

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Super No Vacancy posted:

if youre in the wwe and youre mad that they made lovely merch for you youre probably the worlds dumbest idiot

They literally push people based on how much merch they sell

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

MotU posted:

its alimony not child support

The article I read made it sound like both. But you could be right it's also the Daily Mail so it's about as meaningful as if it was printed on toilet paper

quote:

Wyatt has since agreed to pay his estranged wife $14,765 per month in maintenance and child support but is yet to still to pay the backdated arrears

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5391035/WWE-Bray-Wyatt-not-paying-wife-treating-JoJo-Offerman.html

Pinche Rudo fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Apr 28, 2019

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

bray wyatt pays child support for his two less loved children from the previous marriage.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Hi I'm a normal person who cares deeply about wrestlers legal issues and what kind of money they owe to previous relationships.

spongeh
Mar 22, 2009

BREADAGRAM OF PROTECTION

The_Rob posted:

Hi I'm a normal person who cares deeply about wrestlers legal issues and what kind of money they owe to previous relationships.

hi normal person how are you doing today?

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

spongeh posted:

hi normal person how are you doing today?

I'm ok just wondering about Brays Alimony.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

The_Rob posted:

I'm ok just wondering about Brays Alimony.

His Alimony or his Child Support? Or both?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Jenkem Delivery posted:

His Alimony or his Child Support? Or both?

What about who he's currently dating and/or loving

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

bradzilla posted:

What about who he's currently dating and/or loving

the puppets

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

There's a dummy thicc joke here but I'm too lazy to make it.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Dias posted:

There's a dummy thicc joke here but I'm too lazy to make it.

the puppets are dummy thicc

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Hi a normal person who cares deeply about wrestlers legal issues and what kind of money they owe to previous relationships, I'm dad!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Stop antagonizing your peers robert.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



The_Rob posted:

Hi I'm a normal person who cares deeply about wrestlers legal issues and what kind of money they owe to previous relationships.

Hi a normal person, I'm dad

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

two dads too furious. That's my joke about the previous posters besides me both doing the same one. i'm sandwiched in between the daddies, and now i'm a little bit of butter on top as well

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Imagine trying to pay 15k a month in child support once your career is over

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Cavauro posted:

Stop antagonizing your peers robert.

I'm just being a rowdy boy.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Mr. Carlisle posted:

Imagine trying to pay 15k a month in child support once your career is over

Just means you gotta keep working until your kids are 18.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Super No Vacancy posted:

if youre in the wwe and youre mad that they made lovely merch for you youre probably the worlds dumbest idiot

Tbf even in wwe’s history of bad or uninspired shirt designs that one’s a doozy. It looks like something an early 2000s webcomic would put out

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Endless Mike posted:

Just means you gotta keep working until your kids are 18.

Yeah, the alimony thing would be much worse because the term on that can be a lot longer or even permanent.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
bray wyatts children are already 23

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Imagine trying to pay 15k a month in child support once your career is over

The alimony would most likely be adjusted if his income heavily dropped.

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Gumball Gumption posted:

The alimony would most likely be adjusted if his income heavily dropped.

That's usually the case but I remember Ricky Morton had to have a benefit show because some judge refused to change the amount he owed his wife long after he stopped working for WCW.

Of course, Ricky being a notorious cokehead didn't help, but I don't know if the judge knew that.

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