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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

That clock's running slow.

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Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012
Boooooo hissssss

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Jeopardy! producers have stripped contestants of their god-given right to bet $69 on Final Jeopardy

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

That's not very nice.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


That is clearly a time manipulation device of some sort.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



If he runs fast enough, his subjective time will also move faster than that of the other runners.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Symptoms of a society in decline

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I’m having flashbacks of when I forgot my gym clothes one time in middle school and had to run the mile in huge black jnco pants that had Japanese symbols on them in 95 degree weather. I didn’t do as well as this dude

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

nockturne posted:

That's a common brush tail possum or a small pastry isn't it?
Porque no los dos?

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Centuries from now pop-history books will discuss how certain numbers were considered inappropriate for polite society in the ye olden days.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Orlando's crime-fighting Easter Bunny now has an Instagram and it's lit

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The Italian-American space program has entered the propulsion development stage.

Needs more heat, and adjust the garlic/tomato ratio.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

By popular demand posted:

The Italian-American space program has entered the propulsion development stage.

Needs more heat, and adjust the garlic/tomato ratio.

Where is Space Captainface when you need him?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:cheat:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The newest hot coworking space costs just $2.25 an hour, because it is a parking spot

Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?

The clock was also later stolen while the guy was having a beer.
https://www.runnersworld.com/uk/news/a27316830/big-ben-runner-has-costume-stolen/

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet



quote:

Sadly, Bates missed out on breaking the Guinness World Record by 20 minutes. The current record for the fastest marathon run as a landmark was set by Richard Mietz, who dressed as Holstentor city gate in Lubeck at the Berlin Marathon last September.

:allears: what a time to be alive

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

Blue Footed Booby posted:

:allears: what a time to be alive

Someone needs to run as the Giant Prawn.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



nockturne posted:

Someone needs to run as the Giant Prawn.

There's a giant pastry somewhere in the world?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Samovar posted:

There's a giant pastry somewhere in the world?
It would be medium pastry at best

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Samovar posted:

There's a giant pastry somewhere in the world?

It's in New South Wales.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://www.geek.com/news/mutant-three-eyed-python-found-in-australia-1785419/

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Third Eye Blind

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Scientists don't know how to party, news at 6.

The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008

MY PASTRIES! :aaa:

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

At least you know what the powder coating on them is now.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


There's nothing like the smell of freshly baked pastries.
*long sniff*
NOW SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




its because the shrimp are doing fat lines off strippers asses, hth

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Even shrimp are leading better lives than I am, you know what that's fine, I'm not even mad

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3ZlpTp_dJA

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?




Should we classify them as party pastries?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://theblast.com/disney-winnie-pooh-jim-cummings-rape-animal-abuse-custody/

:negative:

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
oh bother

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I’m so rumbly in my tumbly.

e: “Sometimes, said Pooh, the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.”

“Just because an animal is large, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.”

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 22:54 on May 3, 2019

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Welp, Goodbye Jim. Being Accused is the same as a signed confession in alot of peoples eyes.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Johnny Aztec posted:

Welp, Goodbye Jim. Being Accused is the same as a signed confession in alot of peoples eyes.


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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Johnny Aztec posted:

Welp, Goodbye Jim. Being Accused is the same as a signed confession in alot of peoples eyes.

This is a lovely attitude.

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