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shout out to all my dead homies so that the 1% could survive gently caress the king
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Snow Cone Capone posted:Oh you mean a show about fighting for the throne has a subtext that monarchy is bad? This requires some deep thought. thanks for saying what i just said
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Dongicus posted:thanks for saying what i just said I guess I had to repeat it out loud to make sure that it has nothing to do with my original point of "a show called Game of Thrones focuses on the throne"
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Snow Cone Capone posted:I guess I had to repeat it out loud to make sure that it has nothing to do with my original point of "a show called Game of Thrones focuses on the throne" I just read the novel "Blood Meridian", and it was not a treatise on geography OR hematology, what a loving piece of poo poo!
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Apr 29, 2019 16:44
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that feel when the caption writers are better than the script writers
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steinrokkan posted:I just read the novel "Blood Meridian", and it was not a treatise on geography OR hematology, what a loving piece of poo poo! The extremely valid comparison of GRRM to Cormac McCarthy
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steinrokkan posted:I just read the novel "Blood Meridian", and it was not a treatise on geography OR hematology, what a loving piece of poo poo! it is those things though 
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Phi230 posted:The showrunners know that the slackjawed masses that really buy into the show don't care about anything else at all except for who sits on the throne. Snow Cone Capone posted:Hmm yes why would a show called Game of Thrones focus on who sits on the throne the series features a throne in it... yes? but is it only about the throne? no. what are themes???????
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Snow Cone Capone posted:The extremely valid comparison of GRRM to Cormac McCarthy Valid, invalid, it's retarded to argue that a piece of media has to be about something because "it's in the name, man"
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Dongicus posted:the series features a throne in it... yes? but is it only about the throne? no. what are themes??????? It's almost like the show spent way more time depicting the major players in their efforts to take the throne, than on the white walkers! steinrokkan posted:Valid, invalid, it's retarded to argue that a piece of media has to be about something because "it's in the name, man" OK so I should temper my expectations when I go see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, then?
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Catcher in The Rye: a rousing excursion through the world of pest control specialists in the grain and grain byproducts sector
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Please keep listing the titles of highly-respected works of literature, it is an extremely valid comparison to a series of fantasy sex books that follow a naming scheme e: I never thought I would have to defend the apparently extremely hot take of "Game of Thrones is a show about a power struggle for the throne" but here we are
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Verisimilidude posted:also Melisandre did nothing except add special effects What was the special purpose that she fulfilled? Flamed out the Dothraki sword and lit the trench, both of which...did nothing?
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tpink posted:What was the special purpose that she fulfilled? Flamed out the Dothraki sword and lit the trench, both of which...did nothing? Reminding Arya of a throwaway line from multiple seasons ago to justify the director's Arya Ex Machina
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Apr 29, 2019 16:56
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tpink posted:What was the special purpose that she fulfilled? Flamed out the Dothraki sword and lit the trench, both of which...did nothing? bomb rear end tittays!
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Apr 29, 2019 16:58
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Apr 29, 2019 16:59
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I can't believe nobody has talked about how a giant stepped on more people
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Apr 29, 2019 17:01
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did he? I didn't notice any stepping. some smacking and some squeezing but no actual stepping.
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Apr 29, 2019 17:04
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Snow Cone Capone posted:I can't believe nobody has talked about how a giant stepped on more people Seriously, all this thread kept demanding was more and more giants stepping on people. The showrunners complied and not one word of praise. You can't please nerds and you shouldn't try.
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Apr 29, 2019 17:04
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Who's going to gently caress next episode? Sansa + Tyrion? Jon + Dany? Brienne and Jamie? Arya + Gendry? Sam and Gilly? Missandei and Grey Worm? Varys and Tormund?
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Apr 29, 2019 17:08
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missandei and that dickless moron are the two most useless characters in this loving trainwreck of a show
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big nipples big life posted:did he? I didn't notice any stepping. some smacking and some squeezing but no actual stepping. there was no stepping 
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Apr 29, 2019 17:12
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LOL at the idiots who storm into to this thread to defend the show and its writers.
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underthecube posted:i liked these last 2 episodes, im really not looking forward to seeing what they stretch out for another 6 hours It's really weird pacing. The entire previous season could easily have been 2. Now it seems like they gave themselves too much time for not much to happen. I'm guessing one episode is navel gazing and budget saving while everyone mourns or growls about having to prepare for the true Final Boss. 30 minutes of the episode will be various shots of Cersei looking smug. Next episode is them actually getting there, maybe some fighting, but mostly talking talking. Then it's the final one and jaime kills cersei, hound beats but dies to his brother, the muppets finally gently caress khaleesi, and they'll probably throw jon on the throne instead of something cool like nobody wins or whatever
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Verisimilidude posted:Jon Snow did literally nothing this episode, which is pretty in character for him Jon got Day off the dragon into the zerg rush which was his plan all along. Mel gave Area very important final timeout pep talk. tino fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Apr 29, 2019 |
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https://nerdist.com/article/game-of-thrones-long-night-battle-winterfell-review/ Ok, which one of you wrote this. quote:It was like the episode kept saying, "Where's Poochie?" when we just wanted to get to the fireworks factory.
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:there was no stepping Damnit, you're right. I thought he stepped on a guy but he steps on a barricade and then uses that barricade to smash a guy 
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Apr 29, 2019 17:24
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Dongicus posted:the series features a throne in it... yes? but is it only about the throne? no. what are themes??????? Well, if the show had balls, the night king would have won because humanity has selfish as gently caress leaders and lots of people blindly follow them so they never unite. Yknow, kinda like real life. And that would have been cool and good. But the show is without balls unfortunately.
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DoctorGonzo posted:missandei and that dickless moron are the two most useless characters in this loving trainwreck of a show At least Missandei has some bombass tiddies
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Apr 29, 2019 17:30
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The real crime was that we didn't see a zombie giant woman find Tormund, throw down her weapons and pick him up like a baby.
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Hell Yeah posted:this show, which i have spent at least 70 hours of my life watching, is not good.
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This looks real: - Euron's fleet takes down Rhaegal. - Jaime betrays the North. Missandei is captured. - Dany's army captures Jaime. Brienne tries to talk to him but he refuses. - Sansa tells Tyrion about Jon's lineage. Tyrion tells Varys. - Varys betrays Dany because he thinks Jon would be a better ruler. - Cersei has Missandei executed. - Dany has Varys executed. Dany assaults King's Landing and it's one-sided as hell. - Tyrion begs her to show mercy but she refuses. - Tyrion frees Jaime to try to get Cersei out of the city. - King's Landing gets wrecked in the battle. Drogon burns Euron's fleet. - The Hound fights his brother. They both die. - Jaime fights Euron and kills him, but Jaime is mortally wounded. - Jaime makes it to Cersei and they die together. - Dany is executing everyone in King's Landing. Jon and Tyrion are upset. - Dany has Tyrion arrested to be executed for freeing Jaime. - Tyrion tries to convince Jon that his family will never be safe because his lineage makes him a threat to Dany's rule. - Jon tries to talk to Dany but she justifies her actions. - Jon pledges himself to Dany but then stabs her, then surrenders himself. A council gets formed to decide who the King should be. Tyrion gives a speech and everyone votes on Bran to become King. The end. In the epilogue, Jon takes the black again for killing Dany. Arya leaves. Sansa rules the North. Bran oversees his council of Tyrion, Davos, Sam, and Bronn.
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Post it on every page. New thread title: GoT thread: Jon kills Dany
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Apr 29, 2019 17:48
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dani going metal on cercei and urine would be metal as gently caress. so of course it wont happen. also they should kill tyrion, another useless character
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If Jaime betrays the north then how will they stretch out the best love triangle on the show to the very end
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“Bronn you’re in charge of keeping the bad pussy fully stocked and loaded at all times, is that clear?” “Yes my lord”
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we need a holy poo poo moment. dani going medieval on cercei and euron would be loving awesome. enough with this subverting your expectations bullshit. the show and the book arent smart. just go loving balls to the wall action
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