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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Cody: Sonic movie looking good
Me, having a fine and working brain: WTF? AEW is cancelled!
MJF: Sonic movie looking good
Me, also having a fine and working brain: MJF is sooo good at heeling

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

People who get signed to the Little Trump Fundraiser are cops.

Example:

https://twitter.com/jackdanger69/status/1123393324268703744?s=21

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Oh

https://twitter.com/JonMoxley/status/1123438186410205184?s=19

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


HE CAN USE TWITTER?

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Hmm I wonder if escaping a prison is a metaphor for a specific company or something.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
He said he was retiring. Why would he lie

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

cool

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I don't know guys, it could still be a work. He seemed like such good friends with those SHIELD boys.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lol of course he's going right back to deathmatches

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

That video is real good.

I also love that the rumors were they he's retiring and instead the first thing he does is have a professional video made of him breaking out of prison and bleeding on barbed wire.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Those 80 seconds were more compelling than anything Ambrose has done in like 3 years

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
I've never been a big Dean guy but drat I love it.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

go to GCW mox

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Dean Ambrose has decided to stay with WWE

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I have this irrational fear he just becomes a Sami Callihan lackey.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

I'm suddenly very excited for the next Joey Janela show.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

vid is super dorky but it'll make fed fans mad probably. praying for foochy baby

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Everyday we inch closer to GCW presents Jon Moxley's Fourth of July Barbecue (Outdrawing the G1), and it is a good thing we live in the silliest possible timeline.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

yea ok posted:

vid is super dorky but it'll make fed fans mad probably. praying for foochy baby

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

My god! he's so... sleazy!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

rare Magic card l00k posted:

HE CAN USE TWITTER?

Dean Ambrose can't, but there's a guy who maybe can.... Jon Moxley!
camera shakes wildly

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I just hope that he doesn't pair up with Sami Callahan again.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I mean, yeah, the fact that he spent time and money producing that is kind of hilarious in a vacuum.

But coming off all the "he'd never leave, this is so weird, i bet its a work, he'll totally be back" stuff it feels earned somehow.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

STAC Goat posted:

I mean, yeah, the fact that he spent time and money producing that is kind of hilarious in a vacuum.

But coming off all the "he'd never leave, this is so weird, i bet its a work, he'll totally be back" stuff it feels earned somehow.

he was the guy who worked every house show match, and spent the most amount of time dealing with that loving company

yeah its earned to go high budget for anything he wants to do outside of WWE outside of any vacuum

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

But to be fair I felt the same way about D'Lo Brown and his silly TNA POW video nearly 20 years ago so you know... consider the source.

I'm just generally sympathetic to a good "I quit!" leeway time.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Was expecting Jon Moxley to break through that wall and end up in a RUN DMC video, instead he found himself fleeing from THE HOUNDS OF JUSTICE.

Gearhead
Feb 13, 2007
The Metroid of Humor

Midnightghoul posted:

He said he was retiring. Why would he lie

Dean Ambrose may be done with Sports Entertainment.

But nobody ever said Jon Moxley isn't a Pro Wrestler.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Moxley building hype for his first big money match which will be against Yoshihiko

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

STAC Goat posted:

But to be fair I felt the same way about D'Lo Brown and his silly TNA POW video nearly 20 years ago so you know... consider the source.

I'm just generally sympathetic to a good "I quit!" leeway time.

in an era of "actually we're going to find excuses to extend your contract lmao" immediately leaving WWE is badass

Also leeway time sucks Luger didn't wait a week to show up on Nitro

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Paraphrasing Reddit: his contract ran out at 11:59 pm on April 30th. That video was posted at 12:05 am on May 1st.

Gearhead
Feb 13, 2007
The Metroid of Humor
If nothing else, it may be a good time to hide your skillsaws and lock up your polar bear costumes.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kvantum posted:

Paraphrasing Reddit: his contract ran out at 11:59 pm on April 30th. That video was posted at 12:05 am on May 1st.

I love Jon Moxley a lot :)

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/roylucier/status/1123457974868094976

Take that as you will.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
May is AEW Double or Nothing (25th) AND PWG Mystery Vortex (10th) month.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

yea ok posted:

vid is super dorky
yeah

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Moxley v Gage when

Also:

https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/1123245027956801537

Randy Bo Banders has a lot to answer for here

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
*smashes through a wall*

Randy betraying Bray was a missed opportunity for a double turn.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
That storyline was, essentially, only missed opportunities.

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
nvm

Tomahawk fucked around with this message at 09:25 on May 1, 2019

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

yea ok posted:

vid is super dorky but it'll make fed fans mad probably. praying for foochy baby

Truthfully I have decidedly mixed feelings about this leaning heavily towards nothing more than depression and general bad milieu. A lot of that has nothing to do with wrestling but I also am leaning towards "blah" on the whole him going back to deathmatches thing if that is in fact what he's doing. He deserves to be a major star and I'm just loving done. Dude is never going to come back to WWE because they're loving idiots who treated him like poo poo and he absolutely deserves the freedom he now has.

I'm sure you guys are loving this poo poo though and it's what Jon wants so what the gently caress ever.

Edit: To clarify some of y'all yuk it up about this kind of poo poo (I think, I doubt the sincerity of concern from people who hate WWE and continually treat me like a moron for not watching NJPW) but the fact is that I'm not okay and while wrestling poo poo is the least of my problems it's certainly salt in the wound and I really really wish it didn't suck so often right now.

SamuraiFoochs fucked around with this message at 10:01 on May 1, 2019

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