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I hope the very last episode pans out of King's Landing to some field where 2 dirty peasants are working the land "I heard from Jon Rumplecock the blacksmith that there's a new queen" "who the gently caress cares, get back to work" roll credits.
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I sure am tired of all these games of thrones
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May 1, 2019 17:10
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i like the people who complain incessantly about the episode and then recommend equally if not more hacky solutions to the problems they had with it "it was dumb that arya killed the night king. it should've been jon fighting the night king in an epic sword battle, and then arya comes out at the last second and stabs the night king in the back" its almost like people dont care about hack writing at all
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May 1, 2019 17:13
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Verisimilidude posted:i like the people who complain incessantly about the episode and then recommend equally if not more hacky solutions to the problems they had with it Doesn't actually sound like you like those people at all
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May 1, 2019 17:15
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Facebook Aunt posted:That's true for a lot of monsters though. Like werewolves are hard to hurt, but super weak against silver. You make a new monster and nobody knows how to kill it. Did we try bismuth yet? The branch of a Yew tree anointed with the tears of a squirrel? It's gonna be a while before anyone gets around to trying not-obsidian. The OG vampires were in the Balkans so Balkans cuisine being what it is they probably figured that out within three seconds
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May 1, 2019 17:18
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Also, why did taking off the necklace kill her? She took a nap after taking it off last time.
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May 1, 2019 17:19
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Big Dick Cheney posted:Also, why did taking off the necklace kill her? She took a nap after taking it off last time. That's what I've been saying!
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May 1, 2019 17:20
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cersei hears that all the dothraki screamers and unsullied slave murderers are dead and cries. "the only reason the people wanted me as queen was to protect them from the immigrants! now I am the immigrant army!" as she spins around and around and around and turns into a corncob, qyburn smiles and peels off his mask, but you never get to see his real face as the screen fades to black
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May 1, 2019 17:24
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Big Dick Cheney posted:Also, why did taking off the necklace kill her? She took a nap after taking it off last time. she used up all her power being the only useful person in the episode
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May 1, 2019 17:26
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Infinite Karma posted:On a very special game of thrones... gendry's porn addiction comes to a head during the funeral for the best tits in westeros, and he just can't stop jerking it They can't have a funeral for Ros until they take King's Landing and find her body.
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May 1, 2019 17:27
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Big Dick Cheney posted:Also, why did taking off the necklace kill her? She took a nap after taking it off last time. She was able to die because her service to the lord of light was completed. ...which was evidently just saying one sentence to Arya about not giving up or whatever
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May 1, 2019 17:28
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Is Winter over then? The NK made the magic winter but now he's gone and Sansa is sitting on a 10 year supply of food for no reason?
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May 1, 2019 17:29
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Melisandre should have strapped some suicide vests to those Dothraki. "What is this?" "Uh, special armor from the lord of light." <detonator arms>
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May 1, 2019 17:29
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Facebook Aunt posted:Is Winter over then? The NK made the magic winter but now he's gone and Sansa is sitting on a 10 year supply of food for no reason? I think the seasons last for years in the GOT world. It's been strongly implied that the winters are getting longer due to the Night King's power growing, but IIRC the winter right before the show started was several years long. e: I think "sweet summer child" has a much more literal meaning in this show
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May 1, 2019 17:31
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Theoretically could they not have soaked the entire field in alcohol, left a small contingent beyond the city walls on the only patch not soaked, then when the wave comes they light the whole field ablaze including the wooden stuff Melisandre lit? They drink enough alcohol on the show they should have just been throwing bottles at the undead then lighting up. Alcohol also doesn’t freeze
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May 1, 2019 17:36
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Gatts posted:Theoretically could they not have soaked the entire field in alcohol, left a small contingent beyond the city walls on the only patch not soaked, then when the wave comes they light the whole field ablaze including the wooden stuff Melisandre lit? They drink enough alcohol on the show they should have just been throwing bottles at the undead then lighting up. I feel like we've only ever seen people drinking beer and wine, neither of which is alcoholic enough to be flammable.
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May 1, 2019 17:38
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ROFLburger posted:She was able to die because her service to the lord of light was completed. https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1122687713034100736
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May 1, 2019 17:38
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Verisimilidude posted:i like the people who complain incessantly about the episode and then recommend equally if not more hacky solutions to the problems they had with it Jon Snow fighting the NK for a minute and then Arya shanking him mid fight is cool
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May 1, 2019 17:39
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Facebook Aunt posted:That's true for a lot of monsters though. Like werewolves are hard to hurt, but super weak against silver. You make a new monster and nobody knows how to kill it. Did we try bismuth yet? The branch of a Yew tree anointed with the tears of a squirrel? It's gonna be a while before anyone gets around to trying not-obsidian. *Dracula getting a splinter as he sneaks into a woman's bedroom* ah poo poo *explodes into a million drops of blood, as do all other vampires world wide*
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May 1, 2019 17:47
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Supreme Allah posted:she used up all her power being the only useful person in the episode She helped in literally zero way.None of the fire made a difference. The numbers of the dead were so much no one made an impact until Arya stabbed the night king. Lol there were practically a million zombies just running over things and everyone important survived somehow. You've got a thousand zombies pouring over the walls and Arya had a cool sequence killing about 20 back to back but then suddenly in the library it's stealth mode for some reason.
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May 1, 2019 17:49
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She's the one that told arya, hey stupid go do the needful
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May 1, 2019 17:52
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you know what im actually kind of happy they didnt show any dug trenches
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May 1, 2019 18:06
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The Little Kielbasa posted:They can't have a funeral for Ros until they take King's Landing and find her body. Plot for the back half discovered?
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May 1, 2019 18:08
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Glenn Quebec posted:Jon Snow fighting the NK for a minute That happened?
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May 1, 2019 18:09
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Glenn Quebec posted:Tormund will make a boast. Then headbutt a freefolk person who is dissenting. That will be all the explanation we get. I hope the super-soldier creation plotline happens with Brienne.
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May 1, 2019 18:12
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In the after the show thing, they said the Night King only died because Arya stabbed him in the exact spot the Children of the Forest had used the dragonglass to create him from or something. Does that make any sense to anybody?
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May 1, 2019 18:29
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nope!
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May 1, 2019 18:31
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Wow so the canon explanation for why the anime ninja attack was super effective is because she targeted the boss's glowing weak spot. Truly this is the apex of television.
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May 1, 2019 18:33
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A Strange Aeon posted:In the after the show thing, they said the Night King only died because Arya stabbed him in the exact spot the Children of the Forest had used the dragonglass to create him from or something. Does that make any sense to anybody? That would have been more believable if she or anyone landed a hit on him beforehand and he just shrugged it off.
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May 1, 2019 18:34
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ROFLburger posted:That happened? No the guy I was quoting was saying that would have been dumb which I disagree with, we deserved a decent duel.
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May 1, 2019 18:35
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ROFLburger posted:i think this show is still pretty good despite it's many flaws 
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May 1, 2019 18:37
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It’s sickening to see someone say they actually like something. That kind of filth just ruins my day. 
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May 1, 2019 18:38
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But she kinda stabbed him in the spleen, while the children of the forest went right into his heart?
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May 1, 2019 18:38
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Glenn Quebec posted:we deserved a decent duel. agreed
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May 1, 2019 18:38
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I made this lovely thing for the Simpsons meme thread the other day:  
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May 1, 2019 18:39
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Next episode we find out that the zombie horde is still coming, and the winter is worsening. Killing th night king only made them uncontrolled so they rampage along the newcoming ice age. There always must be a night king... A king in the north. After easily defeating Cersei, Dani and Jon get married and Jon puts on a spiky spooky helmet and goes all icy and becomes the new night king lmao
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May 1, 2019 18:40
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Next few episodes they're gonna start throwing new characters from the books in just for the hell of it, so everyone look forward to The Other Aegon Targaryen showing up at King's Landing
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May 1, 2019 18:41
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They nextt episode is going to be sooooo slow
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May 1, 2019 18:42
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LadyPictureShow posted:the Simpsons meme thread 
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they have 200 people to move 6 million bodies, backs are gonna be so sore
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