Intel&Sebastian posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4upJGOI.mp4

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

seems fine

Bearjew posted:

trup

Doc Walrus posted:

BUSH 2112 posted:

everclear's second album ruled, and "santa monica" is a great tune but ... yeah. they just kind of make me feel sad when i think about them.

Waffle House posted:

ye

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Oh poo poo that's Detroit

Bert Roberge posted:

How is everyone doing tonight?

Bert Roberge posted:

How is everyone doing tonight?

punchymcpunch posted:

punchymcpunch posted:

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/LeahRemini/status/1123750771022020608

punchymcpunch posted:

punchymcpunch posted:

punchymcpunch posted:

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

seems fine

That DICK! posted:

I’m watching my neighbors dog and I don’t know his name. everything was going ok til today when I took him out this am for a walk and then put him back in and I could hear him barking from the other apt. so I go out and take him out again and he doesn’t do anything again just wants to goof off! and I’m late for work so I’m like ok buster you’re done. I come home from work and see there’s a sign on the door that says he’s been barking all day and I go in there and he poo poo everywhere. I clean all the poo poo. but I don’t know, maybe the smells not gone. and there was the sign on the door - maybe whoever left it broaches the subject. do I tell my neighbor his dog poo poo? I feel kind of responsible because maybe I didn’t know his making GBS threads cues. but on the other hand gently caress that! i saw that dude poo poo! and I cleaned the second poo poo too!

Lastgirl posted:

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tacodaemon posted:

love my normal country


https://twitter.com/nbcwashington/status/1123263282918371328

Gringostar posted:

that's stupid

everyone knows he was assassinated by the mob

tacodaemon posted:

love my normal country


https://twitter.com/nbcwashington/status/1123263282918371328

haljordan posted:

Specifically by Charles Frederick Rogers

haljordan posted:

sky high with a heartache of stone.

quote:

Charli Johnson says she first discovered the gel last May, two and a half years after a semi-truck doing 75 miles an hour crashed into her car and launched her through the windshield, leaving her with “melted” eyelashes and a brain of “mush”. “I was dead, literally,” Johnson said on a recent Wednesday evening, standing on a stage before 550 people at the APA Hotel Woodbridge, in Iselin, New Jersey. She wore a glittery white jacket and bangles engraved with the words “LOVE” and “HOPE”.

“I was on every freaking drug you could imagine,” Johnson said of her time after the accident. “My brain tested as that of a 10-year Alzheimer’s patient … I couldn’t put three words together to make a sentence.” When doctors told her she would never recover, she considered suicide, she said, even Googling which drugs were needed to carry it out. “Every single one of them was sitting on my table,” she said.

But the universe had other plans. “On that day,” she said, “God showed up in my life in the form of Alexy Goldstein and a bottle of gel.”

Alexy Goldstein is a paunchy 45-year-old with a horseshoe of dark hair. Based in Pleasant Hill, California, he bills himself as an herbalist, nutritional consultant and certified homeopath. In 2017, he founded a multilevel marketing (MLM) company called New U Life (NUL), which manufactures a product called Somaderm Gel.

The company’s website claims this “homeopathic gel is the ONLY transdermal Human Growth Hormone (HGH) product available without a prescription”. A 30-day supply costs $169.99.

quote:

More red flags popped up. Georgia is postmenopausal, but several months into using the gel, she says, she started having abnormal vaginal bleeding, and her breasts had grown two cup sizes: “If you’re a late bloomer, that might sound exciting, but it’s not.” Around that time, she says, other gel users started reporting strange symptoms, complaining of tachycardia, panic attacks, hives, rashes, vertigo, nosebleeds. Several postmenopausal women described abnormal vaginal bleeding.
...
At the Woodbridge, Johnny LoPresto warned the crowd about skeptics: “If anyone says they don’t feel the product, just say, ‘It’s designed not to work on losers!’”

Apraxin posted:

always love to see the healthiest president ever elected up close in hi-definition!

TMMadman posted:

I mean I'd just be honest and say the dog was good most of the time, but apparently he spent one day barking all the time and ended up making GBS threads in the apartment that day too. If the guy has a dog, he's probably had it poo poo in his apartment before. Even the best of dogs occasionally have to go when nobody is home.

Provided of course nothing else really happens. If live in the same building maybe you can find out who wrote the note and just let them know that you're just dog sitting, so the dog may just be barking because it misses it's owner.

That DICK! posted:

I’m watching my neighbors dog and I don’t know his name. everything was going ok til today when I took him out this am for a walk and then put him back in and I could hear him barking from the other apt. so I go out and take him out again and he doesn’t do anything again just wants to goof off! and I’m late for work so I’m like ok buster you’re done. I come home from work and see there’s a sign on the door that says he’s been barking all day and I go in there and he poo poo everywhere. I clean all the poo poo. but I don’t know, maybe the smells not gone. and there was the sign on the door - maybe whoever left it broaches the subject. do I tell my neighbor his dog poo poo? I feel kind of responsible because maybe I didn’t know his making GBS threads cues. but on the other hand gently caress that! i saw that dude poo poo! and I cleaned the second poo poo too!

punchymcpunch posted:

Apraxin posted:

holy poo poo, this a hell of a loving grift
https://twitter.com/LifeandStyle/status/1123453881231527936

Surely this is all on the lev-

look forward to seeing alexy goldstein as health secretary under president don jr

triple sulk posted:

canes gonna go to the finals baby