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tacodaemon posted:man it's a shame this guy lost to TRUMP aint it free website https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1123714339830161415
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There's two armies of women now. They added a group called the Sisters of Silence 
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Apraxin posted:holy poo poo, this a hell of a loving grift quote:At the Woodbridge, Johnny LoPresto warned the crowd about skeptics: “If anyone says they don’t feel the product, just say, ‘It’s designed not to work on losers!’” 
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what the gently caress kind of last name is "LoPresto" it even sounds scammy
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and MLK was assasinated by the FBI
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farting in to a tuba and making trump style noises
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Spergin Morlock posted:and MLK was assasinated by the FBI and the piss tape is real
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LOL we're all Scientology muggles.
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Spergin Morlock posted:and MLK was assasinated by the FBI agent cooper wouldnt do that
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lets talk about why badass good lookin rich guys dont have girlfriens, like me. why is it that girls will date a guy that has half my wallet half my dick half my car half my bank half my personality half my looks half my wardrobe half my sexual prowess but they'll pass up a guy like me whos fun good lookin interestin edgy educated and wants to be a dad. lets talk about that. i think its somethin as u get older u understand its a compliment why a guy like me is single. an i look around and guys have big rear end bellies or you kno buy all their shoes at Kmart have girlfriends. why do they have girlfrends why dont *I* or lets say what is another good lookin bodybuildr or a good lookin rich guy or a young guy that is in GREAT shape and likes to take care of himself an gel his hair. whatever it is if you look too good and u got it goin on women are motherfakken hatin cunts they dont like to see you ball they dont like to see you succeed they dont like you lookin better then them they dont like you havin the upperhand they dont like you bein...confident in youre self an bein able to pickup an move on they dont want you bein desirable because thats gonna make them vunerable to you leavin their bitch rear end so just let me say to all the guys out there if u rgood lookin, u got a ride, u got u're own crib, u got a good job, u hit the gym, u ball in sum badass nikes or jordans and u dress cool AN YOU AINT GOT A GIRL? HOMIE. its a compliment to you. ITS A COMPLIMENT TO U, that means these bitches cant step up 2 yur level. dont feel bad dont feel insecure dont feel like u aint gonna never be with anybody it means that ur goin that fucken ham ur goin ham that hard thats what it is with me. i dont take it personelly, i still gently caress a lot but those girls that gently caress me their afraid 2 b with me but theyll run back 2 b with a lil boy who doesnt even have a car an lives wiht his gramma. now how does that make sense? ok it doesnt. it doesn't so dont take it personnelly. im here to be ur fukkn rock for all you guys out there and like i said, women are internally very jealous creatures their very insecur they constantly measure themselvs and their even competing with u as their boyfriend, as their husban, as their mad. and uh thats basically whatsup so for you guys out there it was a pleasure ok bye-bye. \ \ 
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Spergin Morlock posted:and MLK was assasinated by the FBI only after they tried to blackmail him into committing suicide USA USA USA
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Turdfuzz posted:agent cooper wouldnt do that but scully might
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Lastgirl posted:lets talk about why badass good lookin rich guys dont have girlfriens, like me. thats a ban
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Nae! posted:more tales from American HR: I'm talking to our hr consultants about offering childcare benefits and i asked what their other clients do, and they said none of their other companies offer childcare benefits so they have no idea not sure of the options in your particular city, but my company contracts with Bright Horizons for X days of daycare / year and it works at pretty much all day cares in town.
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Poniard posted:and the piss tape is real 
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Turdfuzz posted:agent cooper wouldnt do that AGENT COOPER WASNT EVEN ALIVE YET
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theyd be like "yea it looks better than i thought i guess" n move on but now its like "holy poo poo have u seen the live action sonic?"
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Turdfuzz posted:thats a ban Turdfuzz and his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, not mad day.
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Spergin Morlock posted:AGENT COOPER WASNT EVEN ALIVE YET time doesnt exist get w/ the times already
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Spergin Morlock posted:AGENT COOPER WASNT EVEN ALIVE YET coop might have never been alive at all
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it owns that George H W Bush, who was in the CIA and in Texas on the day JFK was assassinated decided to call his office on that day to say "yeah, i know i'm usually in Dallas, but i'm actually not today. i'm in another city. anyway, crazy day, huh?"
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RandomBlue posted:Turdfuzz and his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad, not mad day. im not mad im just disappointed
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Turdfuzz posted:if sonic looked cool no one would be talking about it The Pikachu movie looks cool and people are still talking about it
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Lastgirl posted:lets talk about why badass good lookin rich guys dont have girlfriens, like me. drat, Notch's live journal is hosed up.
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hardrockknick is a legend and I have texted enough of his social media posts to alienate at least two of my friends
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Turdfuzz posted:im not mad legit lol
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Gripweed posted:The Pikachu movie looks cool and people are still talking about it nuh uh
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Joementum posted:it owns that George H W Bush, who was in the CIA and in Texas on the day JFK was assassinated decided to call his office on that day to say "yeah, i know i'm usually in Dallas, but i'm actually not today. i'm in another city. anyway, crazy day, huh?" i'm going to laugh my rear end off when it turns out ted cruz's dad really did participate in a CIA op to kill kennedy and trump was saying the quiet part out loud
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Joementum posted:it owns that George H W Bush, who was in the CIA and in Texas on the day JFK was assassinated decided to call his office on that day to say "yeah, i know i'm usually in Dallas, but i'm actually not today. i'm in another city. anyway, crazy day, huh?" im pretty sure the mob was involved too, they weren't too thrilled about losing their casinos in cuba when castro took over
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