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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:thunk:

https://twitter.com/EgSophie/status/1124082789597548556

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

I only drink barefoot wine. It's the wine they make in the Pastoral Symphony scene from Fantasia where all the fat little satyrs smoosh the grapes with their dirty feet

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Der Meister posted:

my degree has Schwarzenegger’s signature it owns

my only one regret is not graduating soon enough to have eliot spitzer's signature on mine

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

How are you gentlemen

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1124024535907540997

Joe Biden definitely had a stroke

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Barefoot will never be legal.

Horny will always be prohibited.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i like to drive barefoot sometimes when i'm coming back from the river, but i have not chosen to make it a part of my identity

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Sometimes I dont wear my watershoes in the shower, but I'm not all like weird about it

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



same as it ever trump

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Calibanibal posted:

Sometimes I dont wear my watershoes in the shower, but I'm not all like weird about it

jump out of bed naked with only your water shoes, that's just common sense

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


:peanut:

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Al! posted:

sixty nine eleven

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.
Thinking about learning how to swim from Youtube tutorials

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Duscat posted:

i like to drive barefoot sometimes when i'm coming back from the river, but i have not chosen to make it a part of my identity

yeah it owns

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Dead Beef posted:

this is weird af but at least they're not murdering people

One time I was at a Shoney’s in a poo poo part of South Carolina. (If you aren’t familiar with Shoneys, just imagine all the Denny’s stereotypes except they’re true and worse) and this family was letting their pre-teen daughter run around barefoot. It was the dirtiest restaurant I’ve ever been in and I could tell the floor was as sticky as glue and I was wearing tennis shoes.

Anyway, don’t let your kids walk around barefoot in a public place. I can’t stop dumbass adults from doing it.

Food wasn’t good either

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
barefoot is legal crew (if you didnt already know this) just wants to lick those filthy little piggies and suck on them

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

barefoot the snakes'll getya

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



no one wants to admit that biden has the same :brainworms: as donny. he slurred his way through that speech.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Gripweed posted:

Thinking about learning how to swim from Youtube tutorials

not a bad idea, i need to learn how to swim

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i used to go barefoot a lot but gave it up when i realized how hot pavement gets in the summer

Serf
May 5, 2011


i don't think anything happened today but it was still very funny

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Look like I got a job interview tomorrow :yeah:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Serf posted:

i don't think anything happened today but it was still very funny

that dude at som echiken

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Unfortunately I cant go barefoot anymore I'm pretty im sure the structure of my shoes are the only thing keeping my feet from falling apart like old expired playdoh

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


under a nichael administration, here's what will happen

feet will be permanently soldered to shoes designed to look like Sonic the Hedgehog's shoes, from the upcoming blockbuster, Sonic the Hedgehog. only in theaters this thanksgiving.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Nichael posted:

my single issue is making sure barefoot is never legal

Barefoot is prohibited?

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Reality Winter posted:

Look like I got a job interview tomorrow :yeah:

sweet, good luck

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Reality Winter posted:

Look like I got a job interview tomorrow :yeah:

please don't forget about your friend possum when you're all rich and famous

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Bearjew posted:

not a bad idea, i need to learn how to swim

yeah I know how to like, not drown and dog paddle and stuff. But I never learned how to do that thing where you breathe between strokes. The Y offers adult swimming classes but they're 65 bucks on top of my monthly membership and gently caress that. So I'll just watch some Youtube videos and gently caress around in the pool until I got it figured out.

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

holy gently caress

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Want to learn how to swim? Watch not the youtube,but the muskrat. The duck. Even the humble leech

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
wait didn’t sonic already have a human girlfriend in one of the games

gently caress im so baked

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I am excited for all the tie-in products when Sonic the Hedgehog speeds into theaters this November.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Gripweed posted:


Joe Biden definitely had a stroke

yeah on some 14yo blonde girls hair

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Gripweed posted:

yeah I know how to like, not drown and dog paddle and stuff. But I never learned how to do that thing where you breathe between strokes. The Y offers adult swimming classes but they're 65 bucks on top of my monthly membership and gently caress that. So I'll just watch some Youtube videos and gently caress around in the pool until I got it figured out.
It's worth learning, swimming is great and can be as physically demanding or not as you need. It's cool because you can keep swimming way later into your life without injury than jogging or running.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



my back hurts and I want to get high but I'm out of town and have no edibles

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Gripweed posted:

Thinking about learning how to swim from Youtube tutorials

use vr. put an Oculus rift on and jump on into the pool and u'll be ready to learn!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

fits my needs posted:

wait didn’t sonic already have a human girlfriend in one of the games

gently caress im so baked

Princess Elise in Sonic 2006 one of the greatest video games ever made

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


fits my needs posted:

wait didn’t sonic already have a human girlfriend in one of the games

gently caress im so baked
I don't think he ever consummated that relationship in the canon.

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