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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Goddamn

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Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Bonus panels:
will be done eventually i swear

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Ahh, of course, just Do Crimes! Who knew it was that simple!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
2018: Be gay! Do crime!
2019: Be NEET! Do crime!

Pawg From Produce
Feb 11, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
It doesn't even occur to him to think that the poison drink can guy left a mark on history. No, if nobody remembers my name, knows that it was I, me, me, who did it, it's worthless.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Pawg From Produce posted:

It doesn't even occur to him to think that the poison drink can guy left a mark on history. No, if nobody remembers my name, knows that it was I, me, me, who did it, it's worthless.

He left his mark on Wikipedia, yes; but history? Dunno. Even our wannabe murderer protagonist (antagonist?) hadn't heard of him until late into his murder search.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Shadow0 posted:

He left his mark on Wikipedia, yes; but history? Dunno. Even our wannabe murderer protagonist (antagonist?) hadn't heard of him until late into his murder search.

"Now we are all sons of bitches" says Tohru as he orders the nuke dropped

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Shadow0 posted:

He left his mark on Wikipedia, yes; but history? Dunno. Even our wannabe murderer protagonist (antagonist?) hadn't heard of him until late into his murder search.

Eh, they were notorious enough for at least one forum goon

LadyPictureShow posted:

Wasn't there an actual random murder case in Japan where someone poisoned soft drinks and left them in the dispenser?

E: there was!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraquat_murders

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

Devils Affricate posted:

Eh, they were notorious enough for at least one forum goon
You know you've made it when at least one forum goon vaguely remembers you existed.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
But what happens when you are that forum goon? This is the impossible question our protagonist must now answer.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



CJacobs posted:

But what happens when you are that forum goon? This is the impossible question our protagonist must now answer.

Well, since I'm that forum goon that vaguely remembered it; I already have come to peace with the fact I watch too much true crime stuff when I can't sleep.

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
I hope this 29 year old tries to take credit for crimes that happened in 1985.

Pawg From Produce
Feb 11, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

Zoe posted:

I hope this 29 year old tries to take credit for crimes that happened in 1985.
A police spokesman said, quote: "He's very clever."

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

I need more panels! Where is my fix!!

Mr. Steak, have you been murdered by Tohru? :ohdear:

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
we wanted Tohru to get off his rear end and go kill someone, but we never thought it would be... the OP...

:negative:

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Whoops, I kinda caught the neet laziness for a while there!
Catching up would be like way too much work but I can start updating again.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
The Daily Life of a Certain NEET: Fucker

Hot Stunt
Oct 2, 2009



Oh! Oh! I know the answer! No, you don’t have the motivation to go down in criminal history.

Nomadic Scholar
Feb 6, 2013


I believe in him. Committing the world's most idiotic murder and saying it happened totally on purpose.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Sorry for the ugly-rear end hand lettering lol

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


I want to see this crime happen! :f5:

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


that creep is gonna kill his mom with poison isn't he

TalkLittle
Jun 23, 2004

Mr. Lobe posted:

that creep is gonna kill his mom with poison isn't he

Bet his mom will be on the verge of dying of exhaustion, he'll need to decide whether to save her

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
How many times has he eaten today?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Lunch is the poison. There’s no soy sauce.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i may have mistranslated. she's probably calling "dinner" (literally she just said food's ready) but oh well the deed is done

Hot Stunt
Oct 2, 2009



Things are heating up.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tallest crocodile
Sep 10, 2011

How a TV show about Pre-historic life would reconstruct a goon.
A rare moment of clarity? Will it last?

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
It will last. Calling it now, He will get super angry and wonder why he has been trying to murder people, say he should start taking action to fix himself, go for snack to reward his resolve and new outlook on life and then,
1) Then do nothing for the rest of the day
2) Get a new thought on how to murder people and devote energy to mentally stepping through that.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
[BAD END] Poisoned by mom

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I sorta slightly hosed up cuz this first panel is supposed to be a continuation of the arm but now it just looks weird :v:

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Calling it now, Tohru ain't gonna do jack poo poo.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


i hope he tries and gets his rear end kicked


thanks for getting back to updating again, op

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I'm gonna kill!!

*smash cut to Google search for WHERE TO BUY ANTHRAX*

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



All this guy does is eat and talk in circles God needs to come back he was the best part of the comic.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
do you want to initiate a vote for continue crime vs start the part time job route? :v:

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Is the crime storyline finished? Roughly how far in are we?

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CloFan posted:

Is the crime storyline finished? Roughly how far in are we?

Depending on a choice later in the route, we're like 1/5 or 2/5 done. Both branches are completed.

e: we're on page 15 of either 101 or like 200

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Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
Let's do the shorter one first.

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