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Milo and POTUS posted:Anyway i haven't watched this and don't plan to. Did Arya and the hound reunite is all I want to know
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May 5, 2019 06:53
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Dead Reckoning posted:Yes, but neither of them is acting especially happy about it. That's how you know they're family
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May 5, 2019 07:20
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Tyrion is so a goner tonight. Book it!
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Guys, lmao turns out the real Azor Ahai was all the friends we made along the way Did anyone post that yet guys? Guys?
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lmao no I dont think anyone posted that, but that's great
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May 6, 2019 01:10
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Well Bronn is still awesome
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May 6, 2019 02:53
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Reconnaissance seems to be big blind spot for Danerys army
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Importance of SEAD/DEAD example A
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Well Grey Worm is gonna die from the Mountain now.
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Dang pretty bold walking right up to Kingslanding with her last dragon & 12 soldiers just facing down all those giant crossbows
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Dumb, I meant dumb, not bold
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beanieson posted:Dang pretty bold walking right up to Kingslanding with her last dragon & 12 soldiers just facing down all those giant crossbows She made sure that Drogon was out of firing range. Now her 12 Unsullied...
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Well Grey Worm is either going to kill Jon or Cersei now Also: Incredibly angry at the north of the wall hand waving SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 04:04 on May 6, 2019 |
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May 6, 2019 04:00
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Yeah idk but this whole episode felt.... forced? The poo poo with Braun felt really forced. I mean I could see him making that same deal without coming off as someone doing a Ren faire rendition of Dog Day Afternoon.
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May 6, 2019 04:00
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Seemed like this episode could’ve lost about 20 minutes without penalty. But goddamn Cersei/Dany/Sansa is far more compelling than anything with NK. Glad they got through that material as quick as they did.
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May 6, 2019 04:02
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Also Pod working out the casual threesome owned.
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May 6, 2019 04:07
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"Welp job's done we're going back north and taking your dog bye"
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holocaust bloopers posted:Also Pod working out the casual threesome owned. Lol yeah that grin said it all. For a split second I thought it was going to be some dumb assassination plot.
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I was filled with dread when Sansa put her hand on the hounds because I’d read there was gonna be an awkward hookup Thank loving christ
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Jon Snow status: still knows nothing
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Tormund and the wildings leaving was probably the most intelligent thing the show has done. Why would he give a poo poo about Cersei?
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Also lol at these ballistas that can gently caress a ship up like the end of that pirates movie
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Slim Pickens posted:Also lol at these ballistas that can gently caress a ship up like the end of that pirates movie Yeah, they look like they are hitting with more energy than a cannon ball. Edit: The fireball trebuchets would be good for counter battery fire. I'll bet they don't bring them to Kings Landing. Flikken fucked around with this message at 04:59 on May 6, 2019 |
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Dany is gonna descend into madness and Jon is gonna have to queenslay her. Arya will teleport behind Cersei wearing Pacey’s face and shank her. That’s gonna be great and all but reserve the real get-hype for #CleganeBowl2019 E: we need a spin off of Tormund and Ghost buddy adventures north of the wall
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I would seriously watch a spin off where it just follows him and the free folk.
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Flikken posted:Reconnaissance seems to be big blind spot for Danerys army Flikken posted:Edit: The fireball trebuchets would be good for counter battery fire. I'll bet they don't bring them to Kings Landing. What exactly did Qyburn say that wasn't true? I don't want to restart medieval tactics chat, but equal numbers doesn't seem that great when one side has a position they've clearly been fortifying for a while, giant ballistae, fresh troops, and control of the sea. I thought for sure that Ciersi was going to turn Tyrion into a pincushion, and I'm still not sure why she didn't. I guess he still has to kill Varys, who makes some good points. LtCol J. Krusinski posted:I would seriously watch a spin off where it just follows him and the free folk. "We know, Tormund."
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Tormund walking around the north drinking would be the best show.
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The only people who are going to get a happy ending are Tormund, who hosed off after holding up his end of the bargain rather than try to grab more, and Podrick, who is content to live out the rest of his natural years cutting a swath through the ladies of the north.
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May 6, 2019 05:58
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what a dumb loving episode. I'm so mad Tormund wasn't waiting around with his drink sloshing from its horn when Brienne was dumped.
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"I have to go now, the North needs me" *Ghost died on his way back to hardhome without saying goodbye to Jon*
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Dead Reckoning posted:I was coming into the thread to make this post. Seriously, does she just not do scouts or spies? Also, they gave Euron Greyjoy a dragon kill? Who is he going to go down to, is Jamie gonna go Super Sayan when he finds out Ciersi is saying the kid isn't his?  Writers suck, show sucks
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beanieson posted:E: we need a spin off of Tormund and Ghost buddy adventures north of the wall gently caress that's a good idea.
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Slim Pickens posted:Also lol at these ballistas that can gently caress a ship up like the end of that pirates movie New! From the creators of the Exocet!
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so Jaime’s redemptive arc has gone to poo poo and now he’s going back to gently caress/marry his sister? okay cool
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Things that owned about this episode: - Jon's speech at the massive funeral pyre - Tormund drinking - Tormund drunk-talking poo poo - Gendry's lordification - The drinking game where they just kept pounding back booze despite having figured out basically every participant has poo poo on another on account of other participants having told them everything they shared in private over the last 7 seasons - Tormund doing the most excited sulking in the history of people just having been cockblocked - Sansa getting a solid laugh out of Clegane by saying she ended Ramsay with hounds - Arya friend-zoning LORD GENDRY - Jamie & Brienne's super-awkward hook-up - Sansa continuing to have big brass balls - The setup for the rift between Jon and Dany. The audience saw it coming from a mile away, and I'm glad the writers didn't just immediately have Dany ice-shoulder Jon solely based on the revelation of who he is, but sets up the involvement of Jon's family, as well as the way Dany feels an isolation from everyone else. Coupled with Cersei killing Missandey, it's a nice setup for how Dany's hand is forced. Honestly didn't even feel that rushed or forced despite happening within two episodes - Upgraded Ballistas. gently caress, I love me some dope siege engines - The setup for Euron betraying Cersei - Missandei telling Dany to burn poo poo to the ground. So loving cool. Things that did not own: - Seconding the thing everyone else said about the comical lack of reconnaissance. Like, come the gently caress on, that could have been written less awkward by having Tyrion come up with the plan to engage the iron fleet they expect to be around Dragonstone with dragons, because it sits smack loving in the middle of the entrance to Blackwater bay, if I learned anything from Davos little swim back to shore in season 3 or whatever. That way you could still play the surprise-card of the upgraded ballistas on the iron fleet, and chalk up the whole shitshow to Tyrion failing Dany yet again, which sets up his removal as hand. The way things went down is just hilarious, in that I legit laughed at it because that amount of stupidity from our heroes was actually entertaining - Jamie peacing out to join Cersei again. This was a headscratcher for me because I figured Jamie was just lying to Brienne to keep her from coming with him, and he intends to somehow kill Cersei himself. But then Benioff and whatshisname tell us in the epilogue that this is him rejoining Cersei because of loyalty and self-realization and love and, all because it just loving now occurred to him that she might die. Come on, now. If the singular payoff for this is that Jamie tells Euron Cersei was pregnant before, it's still awkward as hell, because everyone in the North new about it, and Tyrion literally just told Euron just...  - Teleport-mania. I mean, I get it, we need to wrap things up, can't really talk too much poo poo about this one, especially after the amount of intercontinental teleportation we had in the last seasons, it just felt awkward - Cock-teasing main characters getting killed when you haven't had the balls to kill any significant number of main characters since deviating from the books in season 4 - Ballistas OP, pls nerf, Blizzard -  I cannot stop laughing  Yes, yes, this is a Wendy's drive-thru etc. it was a fun episode, but a bunch of stuff in there just felt unnecessarily sloppy or forced when it could easily have been written better with barely any impact on filming-logistics, as opposed to the Battle of Winterfell Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 12:50 on May 6, 2019 |
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:the gently caress everyone doing in Essos anyway none of the white walker poo poo effects them right what do they care Westeros is England, Essos is Europe The series started off loosely based on the War of the Roses and went wildly off on its own from that point
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My friend was rewatching and just snapped me - if you look at the scene when Tormund is cheering jon and trying to get him to drink, there’s a paper starbucks looking coffee cup sitting on the table in front of Dany.
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Mr. Nice! posted:My friend was rewatching and just snapped me - if you look at the scene when Tormund is cheering jon and trying to get him to drink, there’s a paper starbucks looking coffee cup sitting on the table in front of Dany. Probably pumpkin spice, shes such a basic bitch 
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