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Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
well the choice isnt for another like 70 pages so dont worry lol :v:

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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
*See post by OP*

Update?

*disappointment*

I'm still dumb enough to get excited!

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


gently caress that, we chose crime and I want to see it through. The more this guy goes around in circles the more I like it

taco season
Oct 10, 2014

College Slice
there's no turning back in the straight arrow of life.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Mr. Steak posted:

well the choice isnt for another like 70 pages so dont worry lol :v:

:negative:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Ziv Zulander posted:

gently caress that, we chose crime and I want to see it through. The more this guy goes around in circles the more I like it

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


intense food-eating action

taco season
Oct 10, 2014

College Slice
Does he have a giant thumb in the last frame? Now all that eating is starting to make sense!

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

He already commited murder afaic on that home-cooked meal, thanks OP for sharing this comic with us.

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
That was inspiring, I got all pumped up to go sit at my own computer too!



That smug face would make a great avatar if it could be resized properly. Change 'not a fucker' to 'not a bad poster...' and it's the perfect gift for every goon you know.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

So he didn't say a single word to his mom for that meal they presumably are together that she cooked even though she was at a real job all day and he was just loving off?

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

jemand posted:

So he didn't say a single word to his mom for that meal they presumably are together that she cooked even though she was at a real job all day and he was just loving off?

He doesn't deserve his mom

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

BattleMaster posted:

He doesn't deserve his mom

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pope Guilty posted:

Let's do the shorter one first.

Typical NEET you would say that.

I vote shorter also.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

OP shouldn't tell us which is shorter when we come to the choice 3 months from now. Life should have some unknowns, right?

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Yeah, agreed, I just want to make the choice based on what happens.

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

CloFan posted:

OP shouldn't tell us which is shorter when we come to the choice 3 months from now. Life should have some unknowns, right?

Agreed

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



As a cook, I have hit upon the perfect choice for this guy, of crime vs work: Dude should just split the difference and become a BOH restaurant employee.

Pros:
1. He can snack all day and learn how to make a not-bad tonkatsu
2. No one gives a gently caress if you went to college, or even dropped out of high school. NEETS are welcome
3. You get to curse like a sailor all day
4. Everyone's covered in ink so you can pretend to be a yakuza crime boss

Cons:
1. Everyone in the kitchen IS an ex-con... so this is actually a Pro! He can get advice on how to commit crimes
1a. If he does commit a crime, he'll have plenty of folks to tell him how to deal with living in jail/prison

See? Win-win, all around. Guy needs to get a BOH job.

also FWIW, my vote is stick with the crime timeline

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

oh poo poo he's about to go super NEET-jin

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Updates yessssss MOAR steakyboy MOAR MOAR

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
I'll start by killing my computer!!! *stabs computer, is surprised when it doesn't work anymore after*

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy
Googles “how to stab computer” then makes some lunch

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


he should become a exterminator, he's already proven he can kill bugs

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I'm worried for his mom. :sweatdrop:

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
If this dingus kills his mom I'm gonna be real mad and then... do absolutely nothing and keep reading, just like our hero would do

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


Is he breaking out into song?

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i'm proud of y'all for meming so successfully on a couple of gently caress-nothing panels

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

https://youtu.be/vK4gv11PTI8

TalkLittle
Jun 23, 2004

It's important to note Tohru was tired and hungry, having that moment of introspection, right up until the moment he ate his mom's sushi. She's enabling him. She's the badguy.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
Thankfully he doesn't go outside often enough to realize that he lives in a country where covering most of your face with a medical mask is the norm.

e: lmao that last one. I think he's broken.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

How many meals must a man scarf down
before he will poison a can?

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

Tooru's nose has apparently detected Solid Snake.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Oh poo poo he's gonna snap lol

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

:ssj:

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Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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