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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


https://twitter.com/Hi5ame/status/1125165303887953920

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Motherfucker was born looking 35

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Phenix Rising posted:

Breeze + IIconics could be incredible

Tyler Breeze has an easy natural charisma. He is fun and engaging to watch. He makes for entertaining TV. He is also photogenic.

Therefore the WWE has no idea what to do with him.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
well he's small but not finn so gently caress him i guess!

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Tyler Breeze has an easy natural charisma. He is fun and engaging to watch. He makes for entertaining TV. He is also photogenic.

Therefore the WWE has no idea what to do with him.

Breeze and Maryse were better Nikki Bellas than Nikki Bella and that will always be funny to me.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
A good thread

https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/1125313121818640384

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
I never tire of that web chat story, especially the :stare: Light Heavyweight title joke.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

how come it says vince and kurt angle used to rassle a lot on flights but somehow the undertaker never saw it any of those many times until one day he did and thought it was a real fight featuring wrestling holds

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
That Hart Foundation one just makes me picture Bret, Anvil and Vince getting up on the runway and pushing the girl on stage out of the way. I assume Bret swung around the pole in lieu of hitting the ropes.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
https://mobile.twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/1125436121897406464

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
There's a lot of small details in those stories wrong. For example the NBC Exec in the bowling shoe story was Frank Duford.

Also Ethan Page is not smart.

https://twitter.com/OfficialEGO/status/1125429675289976832

(A Sonya Deville/RVD's daughter roleplay account)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Locked in a room with Vince's mom, what the hell.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

"Oh my son is going to live for a very long time..."

"...."

Vince opens the door, "Has she absorbed your life force yet?"

"...what?"

"I'll be back," Vince closes the door again.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Every time I hear about Vince getting mad at himself for sneezing I die a little because it's so perfectly stupid.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

The AOL story is fake

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Let's play "Spot the Ketchup Bottle".



frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Grant DaNasty posted:

Let's play "Spot the Ketchup Bottle".




Oh. my. god.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Grant DaNasty posted:

Let's play "Spot the Ketchup Bottle".





lmfao

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/RandyOrton/status/1125450732457611265

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

what is it with pedophiles and ketchup.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Grant DaNasty posted:

Let's play "Spot the Ketchup Bottle".





lol

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Ketchup bottle or vinces phylactery?

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

NienNunb posted:

The AOL story is fake

I imagine a good chunk of those stories are complete bollocks, or at least have notable erroneous details as MRT said (wasn't Vince's airborne fight with Angle BEFORE the Plane Ride From Hell? Because people were referencing it when Perfect and Brock's brawl blew up on that flight, I thought? idk)...

Grant DaNasty posted:

Let's play "Spot the Ketchup Bottle".





... but that said, apparently you can't make up Vince's love of ketchup-soaked meat wraps!

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




coconono posted:

what is it with pedophiles and ketchup.

immature palate

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

MassRafTer posted:

There's a lot of small details in those stories wrong. For example the NBC Exec in the bowling shoe story was Frank Duford.

Also Ethan Page is not smart.

https://twitter.com/OfficialEGO/status/1125429675289976832

(A Sonya Deville/RVD's daughter roleplay account)

Yep, and it was LOD hitting the Device, it separated Vince's shoulder

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



https://twitter.com/johnblud/status/1124904009993740289

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Hedgehog Pie posted:

I imagine a good chunk of those stories are complete bollocks, or at least have notable erroneous details as MRT said

I dunno, man. Isn't this what we all said about "something a bird left on the hood of my car"? And then it turned out that it was all real and this industry is just that dumb

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

me when i see a mustafa ali match

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I think I'm related to PCO

https://twitter.com/PCOisNotHuman/status/1125543112762363905

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

You know... 99% of the time I'd assume that's just cotton candy, but this is wrestling so he probably ate fiberglass insulation for an internet video.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Pierre Coconono Ouellet

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/1125554565225623552

Big E is inside my brain

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Big E knows the company isn't going to fire anyone unless they're literally caught on camera committing a murder or rape right now, and he's part of a group that's too over to even get buried and/or taken off TV.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Don’t forget you can be fired for accidentally stealing a $30 iPad cover from Walmart.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

I dunno, man. Isn't this what we all said about "something a bird left on the hood of my car"? And then it turned out that it was all real and this industry is just that dumb
I think most people believed it happened. I super didn't, because I figured if it happened, there'd be proof, and for years, there wasn't, but sure enough.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

keevo posted:

Don’t forget you can be fired for accidentally stealing a $30 iPad cover from Walmart.

But you won't if you get drunk and fight a cop on purpose.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
you say that like it’s a bad thing

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

I dunno, man. Isn't this what we all said about "something a bird left on the hood of my car"? And then it turned out that it was all real and this industry is just that dumb

Haha, good point!

The crazy twisted world of WCW admin is one of those gifts that keeps on giving even after all these years.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

Hedgehog Pie posted:

Haha, good point!

The crazy twisted world of WCW admin is one of those gifts that keeps on giving even after all these years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPN2XCUZ14s

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Pirate Vision
Mar 12, 2006
Genious.

STAC Goat posted:

I'm sure there's some actual potential for decision making and crisis management but, yeah, my loose understanding is mayors of small towns with councils/boards are often a largely rubber stamp/ceremonial position.

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