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Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

flakeloaf posted:

worried that they'll figure out i don't belong and kick me out

i'm poster syndrome

lolf

# ? May 5, 2019 01:50

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# ? May 24, 2024 19:13

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bump

# ? May 5, 2019 18:31

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Post "hello post"

# ? May 5, 2019 18:40

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

hello post

# ? May 5, 2019 19:06

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

�Hola mundo!

# ? May 5, 2019 20:08

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

oops

# ? May 5, 2019 20:08

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Just doing my part and posting.

# ? May 7, 2019 04:37

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

i posted earlier tonight, after i got home from work

# ? May 7, 2019 04:48

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

bitches aint nothing but posts and posts

# ? May 7, 2019 04:51

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

toast your posts

# ? May 7, 2019 07:25

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

posting

# ? May 7, 2019 13:44

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

quote:

Addressing a Woman
Maiden name

Ms. Jane Johnson
Miss Jane Johnson*
*Usually �Miss� is for girls under 18

Married, keeping maiden name

Ms. Jane Johnson
Married, uses husband�s name socially

Mrs. John Kelly
Mrs. Jane Kelly*
*Nowadays this is acceptable
Ms. Jane Kelly
Separated, not divorced

Mrs. John Kelly
Mrs. Jane Kelly
Ms. Jane Kelly
Divorced

Mrs. Jane Kelly
Ms. Jane Kelly
Ms. Jane Johnson (maiden name)
Widowed

Mrs. John Kelly*
*If you don�t know the widow�s preference, this is the traditional and preferred form
Mrs. Jane Kelly
Ms. Jane Kelly

Addressing a Couple
Married, she uses her husband�s name socially

Mr. and Mrs. John Kelly

NOTE: Traditionally, a woman�s name preceded a man�s on an envelope address, and his first and surname were not separated (Jane and John Kelly). Nowadays, the order of the names�whether his name or hers comes first�does not matter and either way is acceptable. The exception is when one member of the couple �outranks� the other�the one with the higher rank is always listed first.
Married, she prefers Ms.

Mr. John Kelly and Ms. Jane Kelly
Ms. Jane Kelly and Mr. John Kelly
*Do not link Ms. to the husband�s name:
Mr. and Ms. John Kelly is incorrect
Married, informal address

Jane and John Kelly
John and Jane Kelly
Married, she uses maiden name

Mr. John Kelly and Ms. Jane Johnson
Ms. Jane Johnson and Mr. John Kelly

If you can�t fit the names on one line:
Mr. John Kelly
and Ms. Jane Johnson
*Note the indent, either name may be used first
Unmarried, living together

Mr. John Kelly & Ms. Jane Johnson
Note: Use one line
A woman who outranks her husband:
elected office, military rank

The Honorable Jane Kelly and Mr. John Kelly

If you can�t fit both names on one line (note indent):
The Honorable Jane Kelly
and Mr. John Kelly
A woman who outranks her husband:
professional or educational degree
Dr. Jane Kelly and Mr. John Kelly
Both are doctors (PhD or medical) and use the same last name

The Doctors Kelly (omit first names)
Drs. Jane and John Kelly / Drs. John and Jane Kelly
Dr. John Kelly and Dr. Jane Kelly / Dr. Jane Kelly and Dr. John Kelly
Both are doctors (PhD or medical), she uses her maiden name

Dr. Jane Johnson and Dr. John Kelly
Dr. John Kelly and Dr. Jane Johnson
Business
Woman

Ms. is the default form of address, unless you know positively that a woman wishes to be addressed as Mrs.
Professional designations�use only for business

Jane Kelly, CPA

Note: Do not use Ms. or Mr. if using a professional designation.
Socially, drop the professional designation and use Mr., Ms., or Mrs.: Ms. Jane Kelly
Esquire:
Attorneys and some court officials

Jane Kelly, Esquire

an emily post

# ? May 7, 2019 13:53

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

flakeloaf posted:

an emily post

# ? May 7, 2019 13:54

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

flakeloaf posted:

an emily post

punchline redeems it

# ? May 7, 2019 14:00

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

big ol posts in Amish

# ? May 7, 2019 17:16

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

big doinks in yospos

# ? May 7, 2019 17:23

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

weed is good for postin

# ? May 7, 2019 17:26

url: Apr 23, 2007; internet gnuru

flakeloaf posted:

worried that they'll figure out i don't belong and kick me out

i'm poster syndrome

# ? May 7, 2019 17:57

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

i got loud

# ? May 7, 2019 18:10

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

its tuesday morning and we in the pos. dont believe me just post

# ? May 7, 2019 19:35

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

graph posted:

big doinks in yospos

you rang?

# ? May 7, 2019 22:48

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

DiggityDoink posted:

you rang?

ayyyyy lmao

# ? May 8, 2019 00:22

burning swine: May 26, 2004

Posting from the shitter

# ? May 8, 2019 21:20

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

figured I�d take a moment to squeeze out a quick post

# ? May 8, 2019 21:21

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Hey guys i'm looking for a place to post. can i do that anywhere around here? Just looking to have a good time.

~*President Beep*~

NEVER FORGET

# ? May 8, 2019 21:29

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

post

# ? May 8, 2019 22:49

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

beep where are you getting minions images from

# ? May 8, 2019 22:54

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

googling �minions memes� yields a multitude of horrors

# ? May 8, 2019 23:35

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

like if you use google image search you�ll find a bunch of links to brokebrained boomers� pinterest pages. it�s the promised land from there.

# ? May 8, 2019 23:37

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

ugh loving pinterest

# ? May 8, 2019 23:39

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Legitimately wish there was a way to ban Pinterest results from :google:

via settings.

# ? May 8, 2019 23:41

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

President Beep posted:

like if you use google image search you�ll find a bunch of links to brokebrained boomers� pinterest pages. it�s the promised land from there.

i... dont think so

# ? May 8, 2019 23:41

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Schadenboner posted:

Legitimately wish there was a way to ban Pinterest results from via settings.

try query �-pinterest.com�?

# ? May 8, 2019 23:42

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

President Beep posted:

try query �-pinterest.com�?

I know that, but that�s per-query not via settings.

# ? May 8, 2019 23:44

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

oh right. lol.

# ? May 8, 2019 23:47

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

hi. im president beep and i skim what i read A LOT.

# ? May 8, 2019 23:47

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

President Beep posted:

hi. im president beep

hosed up if true

# ? May 8, 2019 23:50

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

President Beep posted:

hi. im president beep

Why would you admit this? FFS, you�ve got a family!

# ? May 8, 2019 23:51

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

President Beep posted:

hi. im president beep and i skim what i read A LOT.

this thread, like all yospos threads, is for posting not reading.

# ? May 9, 2019 00:24

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PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

Schadenboner posted:

I know that, but that�s per-query not via settings.

an auto-append feature is absolutely something a google engineer built in their spare time and had shot down because it'd gently caress with their earnings

# ? May 9, 2019 01:29

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