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esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




The issue with the Confederacy show is less the show itself, and more the timing of the announcement and current political climate in America imo. If D&D made the show 5 years ago I bet there wouldn't be such a huge stink about it, but at this moment in time it's a bit too close to home for many.

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

The Little Kielbasa posted:

Does Man in the High Castle deal with the Holocaust? Like, are they rounding up Jewish people in the US and putting them in death camps?

They "finished" that. Its supposed to be horrifying but...

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

PittTheElder posted:


Although it probably is impossible to make that show in the US, because no US network would dare to air something that accurately depicted the horror of American chattel slavery.

Roots?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


Wasn't actually horrifying enough by far.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

lucasfilm seems to have rigid standards for what they want their internal professional culture to be like

if d&d are the dumb dudebros they come off as in every appearance i've ever seen by them (and in every backstage story), i think there's about a 99.9% chance they'll run afoul of those standards and get fired long before they get their star war into production

chaosapiant
Oct 10, 2012

White Line Fever

PupsOfWar posted:

lucasfilm seems to have rigid standards for what they want their internal professional culture to be like

if d&d are the dumb dudebros they come off as in every appearance i've ever seen by them (and in every backstage story), i think there's about a 99.9% chance they'll run afoul of those standards and get fired long before they get their star war into production

I don't know..Star Wars is a pretty "dudebro" story as it is now, and they'd probably fit right in. Unless they try to add a bunch of senselessly grim murder and titties it should be fine. I don't think Star Wars is sophisticated enough for them to gently caress up.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

chaosapiant posted:

I don't know..Star Wars is a pretty "dudebro" story as it is now, and they'd probably fit right in. Unless they try to add a bunch of senselessly grim murder and titties it should be fine. I don't think Star Wars is sophisticated enough for them to gently caress up.

what im talking about isn't what they'll write, but like...how they administer their project, how they run the production

d&d are purportedly bad at this
and it's likely what we keep seeing dudes get fired for over at lucasfilm

chaosapiant
Oct 10, 2012

White Line Fever

PupsOfWar posted:

what im talking about isn't what they'll write, but like...how they administer their project, how they run the production

d&d are purportedly bad at this
and it's likely what we keep seeing dudes get fired for over at lucasfilm

Ah, ok. I hadn’t heard anything regarding their inability to manage. At the very least they finished (part) of a story the original author couldn’t. But that bar isn’t high.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

chaosapiant posted:

Ah, ok. I hadn’t heard anything regarding their inability to manage. At the very least they finished (part) of a story the original author couldn’t. But that bar isn’t high.

Everyone fast travel to location 1, fight big battle, some die. Everyone fast travel to location 2, fight big battle, some die. They're doing about the simplest finishing possible.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

pseudanonymous posted:

Everyone fast travel to location 1, fight big battle, some die. Everyone fast travel to location 2, fight big battle, some die. They're doing about the simplest finishing possible.

Fast travel is called the warp drive.

GodFish
Oct 10, 2012

We're your first, last, and only line of defense. We live in secret. We exist in shadow.

And we dress in black.
If confederacy is actually about abolitionists murdering their way through modern southern slave owners then it'll be a great show, like the wolfensteins. But it'll actually be about how southern slave owners are morally complicated people who love their families and "treat them nice" because dnd are loving idiot hacks

Karpaw
Oct 29, 2011

by Cyrano4747
Has GRRM ever been called out on his depiction of POC? Because between promiscous Summer Islanders who venerate prostitutes at "temples of love" and Naathi who frolic naked with butterflies all day and are so pacifistic they refuse to fight even in self-defense, it's some serious noble savage poo poo.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Little Kielbasa posted:

Does Man in the High Castle deal with the Holocaust? Like, are they rounding up Jewish people in the US and putting them in death camps?

Any living jewish or black person is in the neutral zone, a buffer between the Nazi and Japanese empires that's a stretch of the Rocky Mountains and New Mexico, or the Japanese empire.

In the neutral zone they're hunted by nazi bounty hunters. In the Japanese empire they're the bottom of the caste system.

In the nazi empire they go full eugenics and DNA test people and execute you if you carry anything that is "undesirable". Like if you have a degenerative spine disease they just wipe out your bloodline on the spot.

It's scary as gently caress but of course Cletus the chinless carrier of treacher-collins with the first grade education thinks it's a beautiful vision of the perfect world for his master race.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

GodFish posted:

If confederacy is actually about abolitionists murdering their way through modern southern slave owners then it'll be a great show, like the wolfensteins. But it'll actually be about how southern slave owners are morally complicated people who love their families and "treat them nice" because dnd are loving idiot hacks

Don't forget loads of southern lower- and middle- class white folks wringing their hands saying "slavery might not be the best system..." instead of being ruthlessly complicit in it.


Well you've got me there I guess. Has anyone watched the 2016 remake? It has a surprisingly good cast for something I had never heard of before today.

PittTheElder fucked around with this message at 01:22 on May 8, 2019

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

GodFish posted:

If confederacy is actually about abolitionists murdering their way through modern southern slave owners then it'll be a great show, like the wolfensteins. But it'll actually be about how southern slave owners are morally complicated people who love their families and "treat them nice" because dnd are loving idiot hacks

Hopefully, it's just 1984 with scenes of black people being whipped and chained spliced in.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Karpaw posted:

Has GRRM ever been called out on his depiction of POC? Because between promiscous Summer Islanders who venerate prostitutes at "temples of love" and Naathi who frolic naked with butterflies all day and are so pacifistic they refuse to fight even in self-defense, it's some serious noble savage poo poo.

its been discussed yes

not really noble savage specifically, so much as a general orientalism

GRRM, i think, tends to write non-westeros locations as a reflection of medieval european people's perceptions of distant lands

mongols and other steppe nomads were (and are) more than just screaming savages who overran settled lands in unnumbered hordes, and GRRM is history buff enough to know this. But that's how they were perceived and recorded in european & near-eastern period writings, so that's how their planetos counterparts, the dothraki, are.

similarly, the old urban civilizations of the fertile crescent and southern asia were more than just comically-decadent repositories of ancient forbidden lore, but old europeans sorta saw them that way, so that's how their planetos versions (qarth, the slaver cities, and eastern essos) are depicted.

emulating medieval european attitudes in this case, while effective for atmosphere-building, ends up problematic since medieval europeans' ideas about this...were bad.

ALTERNATIVELY im overthinking it and these locations are written that way in imitation/homage to old sword&sorcery fantasy fiction GRRM likes, which as a movement was 99% written by overt white supremacists and thus perhaps should not be emulated

PupsOfWar fucked around with this message at 01:00 on May 8, 2019

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

i think it'd be fine to have something like, say, the Summer Islands present as this more tolerant society against which westeros can be compared unfavorably

you're allowed to have a civilization in your world that is generally more enlightened than that of your protagonists - in fact that's cool to do, i.m.o.

it's just, if you're gonna do that, it is maybe a bit dubious that the cultural differences you're highlighting are 100% about loving, 100% of the time
granted i suppose we could blame in-character westeros Patriarchy Gaze for that
but there's other stuff about the summer islands that should croggle westerosi brains enough that they'd remark on it

"even more womens' rights than the dornish? impossible!" shouted Ser Brodar

PupsOfWar fucked around with this message at 01:11 on May 8, 2019

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Man in the High Castle does an amazing job of depicting the "perfect nazi society" where there's no crime (because every offense results in automatic execution) and no illness (because every sick person is executed) and no complicated social issues (because anyone who has questions in their head is executed) and it is a deeply terrifying world for anyone who is sane and passes for a real human being by having empathy.

Unfortunately, Trump voters aren't functioning human beings and see this and think "this is great, why aren't we killing people who don't love the government, like those liberals that don't did never done read the constitution?"

The only way a High Castle-like production would NOT end up being adopted by chuds as a model of an ideal society would be if the ruling tyrants were black or brown. Show them Comandante Ramirez throwing pasty gamers into mass graves for jaywalking and toking up in his glorious new regime and they'd come out hard for multicultiralism and democracy*.


*: Who are we kidding, they'd just go "See, this is -already- happening in real life! We gotta do it to them before they do it to us!"

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

Which one of you made this totally legitimate Kickstarter that offers signatures from the cast for pledges?

quote:

My name is Daniel and I am a big fan of Game of Thrones, I own a company named William's LLC (We are multi-conglomerate which specializes in design, computer infrastructure and much more). I asked myself why don't I make a a card game based on the George RR Martin Song of Ice and Fire Books, it could be as big as Pokemon? I have been toying with the idea for a long time now, but never decided to start such a project.

I went to work, I came up with a perfect card game that I play tested and it works very well. There are Defense Cards and Attack Cards. I also came up with an electronic score keeper (Patent Pending). The Score Keeper is small so you can carry it anywhere, so is the game board. This can be played anywhere as long as you have a table.

I am 34 years old and I figured it's time to invent something that the world would love. There's nothing else I could think of besides a game that involves all the characters, armies legends, and more from Game of Thrones.

quote:

You keep track of your points with our revolutionary counting machine that comes with the game.

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
A set of cards signed by the entire cast of Game Of Thrones, VERY LIMITED

(100 out of 100 remain)

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Man in the High Castle does an amazing job of depicting the "perfect nazi society" where there's no crime (because every offense results in automatic execution) and no illness (because every sick person is executed) and no complicated social issues (because anyone who has questions in their head is executed) and it is a deeply terrifying world for anyone who is sane and passes for a real human being by having empathy.

Unfortunately, Trump voters aren't functioning human beings and see this and think "this is great, why aren't we killing people who don't love the government, like those liberals that don't did never done read the constitution?"

This is why MITHC is bad. It wants to be better than it is and all it ends up being is tantalizing Nazi porn for American fascists.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Intel&Sebastian posted:

This is why MITHC is bad. It wants to be better than it is and all it ends up being is tantalizing Nazi porn for American fascists.

On one hand, it does an excellent job of portraying fascism as evil.

On the other hand, that gives fascists an erection.

See also: all war movies, Handmaid's Tale, Schindler's List, etc.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

On one hand, it does an excellent job of portraying fascism as evil.

On the other hand, that gives fascists an erection.

See also: all war movies, Handmaid's Tale, Schindler's List, etc.

american history X also suffers badly from this.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
This is why I agree with Mel Brooks, 1000%, that it is absolutely worthwhile and necessary to make a joke of Hitler.

When you portray fascism as evil incarnate and something to be feared it only gives power to fascists who are too loving stupid to see the problems in the details and just love the power (see: nazis thinking American History X is a kickass movie and missing the point).

When you show Hitler making GBS threads his pants and slipping in the poo poo it completely removes that power and shows he's just a man.

We know he's a monster. gently caress him. He was also a clownish little man who should be belittled by everyone forever.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

On one hand, it does an excellent job of portraying fascism as evil.

On the other hand, that gives fascists an erection.

See also: all war movies, Handmaid's Tale, Schindler's List, etc.

This is why the best war movie is Jarhead

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

Mr. Nemo posted:

A set of cards signed by the entire cast of Game Of Thrones, VERY LIMITED

(100 out of 100 remain)
GRRM’s signature is the least expensive, despite him needing the most convincing to write.

Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!

PupsOfWar posted:

And GRRM is history buff enough to know this.

Do we have any evidence that he is, in fact, a history buff? We know he's a morbidly obese elderly nerd but that doesn't mean he actually knows anything about real history.

This is a man who described a 700-foot-tall ice wall, bear in mind, without taking a single moment to think on just how tall 700 feet actually is.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
It's kind of impressive that a 50 year old from New Jersey didn't understand the concept of a 70 story building.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Kylaer posted:

Do we have any evidence that he is, in fact, a history buff? We know he's a morbidly obese elderly nerd but that doesn't mean he actually knows anything about real history.

This is a man who described a 700-foot-tall ice wall, bear in mind, without taking a single moment to think on just how tall 700 feet actually is.

Or that building it would require a massive civilization effort. Or institutions that last 8000 years. Or civilizations that don't change in thousands of years. Or medieval seeming civilizations where nobody gives a poo poo about religion. Or running a kingdom that spans thousands of miles. Or having a city on the edge of the ocean of a million people. Or a lot of other things.

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





I'm not even sure what the gently caress a modern day Confederacy would look like. The real Confederacy was a bunch of wannabe European nobility declaring a state based on racial supremacy to keep the lower (white) classes believing they were equal and give them someone to look down on, then drafting said poor whites to die in droves for Robert E Lee's ego. (Pickett's charge, anyone?). You need to get past the fact that the European nations the Confederacy so desperately courted despised slavery, the Confederacy's severe disadvantages in industry and manpower, the general ineptitude of fuckups like Jefferson Davis, and the great leadership of Abraham Lincoln.

But ok, I'm sure D&D are bad enough writers to ignore all that poo poo and have McClellan win the election or some poo poo but also have this dumbfuck government survive to present day. Now what? The dirty secret is that they're basically just Nazis to the point where they inspired Hitler.

You could write a slave revolt I guess?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

TheGreatEvilKing posted:

I'm not even sure what the gently caress a modern day Confederacy would look like.

It’d look like South Africa under apartheid.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
People have said that Brazil is kinda like a modern-day Confederacy and... yeah, I can kinda see it.

(We abolished slavery in 1888, FYI)

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Kylaer posted:


This is a man who described a 700-foot-tall ice wall, bear in mind, without taking a single moment to think on just how tall 700 feet actually is.

i dont know why people say this

probably when you describe what is meant to be an impossibly huge structure whose existence is inexplicable, you make it impossibly huge on purpose

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

TheGreatEvilKing posted:

I'm not even sure what the gently caress a modern day Confederacy would look like.


well, there haven't been a lot of modern great powers whose economies are built on a feudal aristocracy trafficking one (1) cash crop thru means of a huge permanently oppressed underclass

so im gonna go out on a limb and say that all of the alternative histories where the CSA smoothly transitions into a great power and imperializes central+south america are way off

i think you could get some imperial conflicts with other powers attempting to contain CSA imperialization attempts, followed by the CSA gradually collapsing into a failed state as the plantation system is obsoleted

PupsOfWar fucked around with this message at 02:56 on May 8, 2019

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Yeah, the problem with Confederacy wins alt-history is that slavery was dying anyways with tech and international trade.

Like the Confederate States would have absolutely died after a decade or two because they had nothing to trade except tobacco and northern states and Canada could still strong-arm them on crop prices because they were economic titans compared to the south.

And that's before you even get into the fact that slavery was a social blight in the modern world of the late 1800s, with most everyone looking down on it.

The south would have ended slavery on its own within a decade or two just to try to keep itself afloat in the rapidly changing early global economy.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

They almost certainly would not have, the only reason for secession and fighting the war in the first place was to preserve slavery, and there was no compelling economic reason for the slaveholding elite to do anything about it. When it was becoming clear they had lost the war, some people proposed freeing slaves to fight in the army to save the CSA, and it was a wildly unpopular idea. If they couldn't enslave all blacks what was even the point?

An attempt to force blacks to work in sweatshop style factories to complete with Northern industrialism seems far more likely.

PittTheElder fucked around with this message at 03:18 on May 8, 2019

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

PupsOfWar posted:

i dont know why people say this

probably when you describe what is meant to be an impossibly huge structure whose existence is inexplicable, you make it impossibly huge on purpose

Pretty sure The Absolute Fucker himself admitted he hosed that one up. IIRC, he saw the wall on the show and thought it was too high and they were like, dude, this is half the height of the wall in the books.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
But then you have "Company X employs white Americans building real products, Company Y builds cheap poo poo using slaves" which would have played very well with olde timey racists that weren't keen on slavery.

And keep in mind no one was keen on trading with slavers by that point.

The South would have absolutely poo poo itself inside out within a generation because 150 rich farmers and a shitzillion poor people with no infrastructure and no trade and no allies wasn't even kind of stable or viable.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Oh their economy absolutely would not have worked, you're right that they would have collapsed into a failed state basically immediately, that just wouldn't have been enough for them to give up slavery.

Have they said when Confederate supposedly takes place? It is 1900s or modern day?

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pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

PupsOfWar posted:

i dont know why people say this

probably when you describe what is meant to be an impossibly huge structure whose existence is inexplicable, you make it impossibly huge on purpose

Or you're just a thoughtless manbaby saying "its the greatest wall ever" "the biggest ever"

I mean I don't really give a poo poo if fantasy is fantastic, but "Planetos" is not presented as a fantastic world, it's presented as grim and dark and gritty. Then it has poo poo like a wall that makes no sense in about 10 different ways.

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