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BigBallChunkyTime posted:Me hollow out rock and piss in it. Keep piss rock under bed. Have wrong shape skull. Never get woman. Read about it on redpebble cave wall.
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chieftan's cave underboss keep getting caught near children. why this happen with every underboss chieftan choose?
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May 8, 2019 04:09
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Me am bridge between two worlds: world inside head and world outside head.
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May 8, 2019 04:14
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Think four stones on edge of cliff...
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May 8, 2019 10:18
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This Game of Stones stink like poopoo! How big lizard not see air spear come? Why in desert now?
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May 8, 2019 11:34
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Hello, me name Cavebear Grylls. Today me make spear, hunt mammoth, poke sabercat in butthole, eat bad mushroom, drink own urine. So, standard caveman day.
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Clawtopsy posted:chieftan's cave underboss keep getting caught near children. why this happen with every underboss chieftan choose? Underbosses see. Do nothing.
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May 8, 2019 13:20
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Have you heard of this new invention called fire? Now we can eat steak well-done and not rare like stupid monkeys!
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Jerry Cotton posted:Have you heard of this new invention called fire? Now we can eat steak well-done and not rare like stupid monkeys! Squirt red berry smush on top! :cavechefkiss:
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May 8, 2019 13:24
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Mods! *shits loin cloth*
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Help, got minor cut while sharpening rock. Shaman say I have 3 moons to live. What do before die??
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RocktheCaulk posted:Help, got minor cut while sharpening rock. Shaman say I have 3 moons to live. What do before die?? age fruit for make water that burn when drink. do not drink and use to soak cut. will hurt at first then feel better after hurt. then drink.
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They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? *edit* holy poo poo, this is a 15 page thread? No way someone didn't already make this joke. Edmund Sparkler fucked around with this message at 20:50 on May 8, 2019 |
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May 8, 2019 20:42
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redm posted:age fruit for make water that burn when drink. do not drink and use to soak cut. will hurt at first then feel better after hurt. then drink. Too late, cave mate drink all my berry mind fog juice. Where can buy more berry?
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May 8, 2019 20:42
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RocktheCaulk posted:Too late, cave mate drink all my berry mind fog juice. Where can buy more berry? me have spare 91 proof, can take. just don't break bowl, was gift.
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May 8, 2019 20:45
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redm posted:me have spare 91 proof, can take. just don't break bowl, was gift. Zug zug.
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May 8, 2019 20:48
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Jerry Cotton posted:Have you heard of this new invention called fire? Now we can eat steak well-done and not rare like stupid monkeys! Not trust fired meats. Meat get fired. Me eat meats. ME get fired? Me tried before but it risky.
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May 8, 2019 22:34
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duub of reform tribe say, fire good, but fire pit no good without hood. what hood for? i not know. but must trade much shiny stone
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May 8, 2019 22:39
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Me install load bearing leaves in cave.
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May 8, 2019 22:58
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me breed wolf with alligator make big dumb alligator dog. tribe say dog retarded but me not listen to them. he good dog.
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Necros posted:me breed wolf with alligator make big dumb alligator dog. tribe say dog retarded but me not listen to them. he good dog. Ugh, me tell Rogg not to leave alligator dog alone with baby! Now look what happen! Hmph! Maybe next baby stronger baby.
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May 8, 2019 23:58
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Me find alligator pear. Taste good as alligator, bite much as pear. Maybe you try me only get bite one time Me like smash up eat with seeds
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Tribesman doobie give shiny rocks to some cavewoman, he no like "the babies being cold" or something
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Doobie, God of Meats, promised many caves full of mammoth meat. Me sacrifice child during mid winter for NOTHING!
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smashum mouth not eat egg!
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May 10, 2019 20:18
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Tribesman doobie no have vent chute, he ask more shiny rocks but I said no. I speak to shaman but shaman probate me for not like vent chute idea.
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May 10, 2019 21:29
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Met new tribe. Made picture on tribe wall about my arrival without reading enough wall pictures before. Got exiled by tribe leader.
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May 10, 2019 21:48
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it cause you paint over self picture of chief ancestor with dumb self picture! you not even use right paint rock color!
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RocktheCaulk posted:Help, got minor cut while sharpening rock. Shaman say I have 3 moons to live. What do before die?? 
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The White Dragon posted:star tribal vs deerk wiseman
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May 11, 2019 17:19
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Me make new painting of seven lines for laughing cave. Me shows how dead un-baby not make you sad sling of tears for all time. Me copy eyes and mouth from tablet.
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May 11, 2019 18:50
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how is babby formed me is serious, me really not know
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Ugg *scratches rear end in a top hat* *sniffs finger* Ugh
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sweet thursday posted:Ugg i have mate sorry
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:i have mate sorry stay away from dis one, she who is called "Sneezer of Chum"
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Cave babes with clubs
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ShredsYouSay posted:Me make new painting of seven lines for laughing cave. Me shows how dead un-baby not make you sad sling of tears for all time. Me copy eyes and mouth from tablet. poison baby maker making land of ancestors too over full
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vyst posted:Show feet milk-like
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