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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Probably the most badass knockout ever from last saturday:
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--sivCqS8E--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/wbdhxfr2vfzx14ccmcy3.mp4

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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
UFC game glitches never disappoint.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004



...w-when you nuttin' but she, um, still suckin'?

I'm sorry.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Woodcocks are turbo blessed and can keep a great beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlfKE2D16Fc

e: better link

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

That's starting at the wrong end of the ice cream cone.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
Not sure what this is, but it's probably a better tax than any random Texas senator's narrow-eyed photographied head shot:

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

This is so very, very good.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
In an arena for avoiding bulls, how do you not see two bulls???

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

dialhforhero posted:

UFC game glitches never disappoint.

This one put Bellator’s branding all over everything. They really need better QA.


CleverHans posted:

This is so very, very good.

I like the way his bull sherpas just evaporate after steering him directly into the horns of a waiting beast.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

How the gently caress did he do that? I don't think that man has a back side. It's just fists all the way around isn't it.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/z0Ir1BD.mp4

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
This will make you think twice about pissing by the creek.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


this doesn't have the event that immediately preceded the knockout, which was him delivering a rolling sobat in the center of the octogon that flung the dude all the way into the cage

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

It's reversed. I'm not sure why I feel the need to point that out.



Anyways idk what thread this goes in

https://i.imgur.com/d3WyTzQ.mp4

Is putting food in your table a lifehack?


E: this goes here though.

https://i.imgur.com/9BAoRmK.mp4

Good to see people have the decency to leave when they realize they mistakenly wandered into the men's room.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 07:26 on May 8, 2019

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I would like to return these. They are all floppy and bendy and keep going the wrong way up.

https://i.imgur.com/OJnR2DM.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/BZtaPye.mp4

Like wtf man

https://i.imgur.com/IqDjW1Z.mp4

https://m.imgur.com/t/check_out_my_collection/3BxGld1

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Boss are you sure this machine will work with branches and poo poo thrown in?

Yeah sure whatever who gives a poo poo

https://i.imgur.com/hpPE187.mp4

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Karate Bastard posted:

I would like to return these. They are all floppy and bendy and keep going the wrong way up
https://m.imgur.com/t/check_out_my_collection/3BxGld1

https://youtu.be/d1J3NLNWAPU

The Ross sisters are still as impressive as anyone

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

welp, I have a new fetish.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Jeez woman. Just look at the toilet paper after wiping if you need to make sure its clean!

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAaaAAAaaAAaAA
AAAAAAAaAAAAAaaAAA
AAAA
AaAAaaA
AAaaAAAAaaaAAAAAAA
AaaAaaAAAaaaaaAA

I love when hosed up subway poo poo happens there's the people that scatter and like 2-3 folks who shrug and go back to their phones.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Karate Bastard posted:

I would like to return these. They are all floppy and bendy and keep going the wrong way up.

https://i.imgur.com/OJnR2DM.mp4

If I learned anything from my childhood barbies it's that doing this will result in snapped elastic and scattered legs :(

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's a real unfortunate position to be squeezing the tube down the middle too. Sooner or later that woman will have a day changing accident, mark my words.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


https://i.imgur.com/lNs1niB.mp4

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Woodcocks are turbo blessed and can keep a great beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlfKE2D16Fc

e: better link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


This is why we sent dogs to space instead.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/pTfKgq4.mp4


Karate Bastard posted:

I would like to return these. They are all floppy and bendy and keep going the wrong way up.

Like wtf man

https://m.imgur.com/t/check_out_my_collection/3BxGld1

https://i.imgur.com/7NaGsGE.gifv

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

This is why we sent dogs to space instead.

Flyin' round in space Laika boss!

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

Flyin' round in space Laika boss!

:five:

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Solice Kirsk posted:

Flyin' round in space Laika boss!

:perfect:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Woah!


https://i.imgur.com/C5Fuqyt.mp4



https://i.imgur.com/KgWmhwf.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

GET REKT BORKO

https://i.imgur.com/9LonP2G.mp4

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

This is why we sent dogs to space instead.

Oh we sent cats to space too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A9licette

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

The little known Capoeira Hound.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
People ask me how I win all my fights. This is how I win all my fights.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Judogtsu

Barbed Tongues
Mar 16, 2012






Taekwondoberman

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




This is the greatest GIF I've seen in 2019.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Barbed Tongues posted:

Taekwondoberman

It's not a boxer, that's for sure

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I want to see the descendants of the modern dog that have evolved roundhouses as the defense/hunting behavior.

Canis lupus familinorris

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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1126222639402405888

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