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# ? May 16, 2024 17:17 |
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*marilyn monroeishly* "happy guillotine mr president"~
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# ? Apr 14, 2019 16:12 |
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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1117854641176231936?s=19
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https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1123045644971544576
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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1123719885069127682
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# ? May 2, 2019 00:54 |
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become?
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# ? May 2, 2019 01:05 |
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https://twitter.com/louistherouxbot/status/1124200035640664064 wouldn’t surprise me tbh
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# ? May 3, 2019 08:56 |
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thats amazing
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# ? May 3, 2019 12:59 |
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# ? May 8, 2019 04:15 |
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fermun fucked around with this message at 06:12 on May 8, 2019 |
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# ? May 8, 2019 12:15 |
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# ? May 8, 2019 14:27 |
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uncanny
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# ? May 8, 2019 15:01 |
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every morning i wake up and open palm slam a vhs into the slot. it's icanphex. there was nothing but a random vhs on my shelf for most of my years as a vidya. then i read what i did with a vhs from an old video collection. i had it converted. to my horror it was not even of great quality. at first i was really pissed and really embarrassed. but then i saw the raw power the vhs in my collection had and it all made sense. i can't believe a vidya in all this poo poo really gets this raw. that moment has been worth it. well i have a ton and I've got some crazy stuff that i have been wanting to see the entire time. and now some of the vids with this stuff have been uploaded and it has given my work. i have never ever been into video production before, but now I just love that weird thing. and when ikk, i have an idea for a video that i just need the whole room to get around in, and now i got it
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# ? May 8, 2019 15:10 |
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You should short sell Tesla if you can. In short, you don't want to short Tesla if the stock price is more than $50. Shorting Tesla stock could make $100 a share — at current prices. But if you take a look at the historical performance of Tesla as a percentage of the market (in this graph, I have excluded Tesla from 2013 because they have only made $3.6 billion during that era), Tesla's share price increased by about $100 over the last nine months, more or less. In short, Tesla stock is undervalued by $200 a share with the current trading price of $57. So, even if you don't like Tesla's share price or are only worried about long-term valuations, buying Tesla stock would be a long-term wise move. If you haven't followed the stock for so long, I advise you to keep on following the stock for as long as your needs are satisfied. If the stock price of Tesla's shares are overvalued, you need to
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# ? May 8, 2019 15:16 |
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# ? May 8, 2019 22:29 |
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orgasm count: 5???
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# ? May 8, 2019 23:07 |
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the erotica this thing writes cracks me up.
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# ? May 9, 2019 00:00 |
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fermun posted:
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# ? May 9, 2019 00:04 |
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i began to orgasm with intense speed
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# ? May 9, 2019 02:57 |
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fermun posted:
I started chaining the last sentences together and this shitfaced Cronenberg mess came out of it. I rammed his cock in my mouth and my pussy was all coated with his cum. I ran my tongue across my dripping clit; I kept pumping him all the way until I was so loving wet that I almost swallowed his penis in his mouth. Then, after he had cum all over my face, he pushed it into me so deep it was leaking from my lips. It's like my lips were covered a giant cock. My tongue got stuck and I was crying out for mercy. I ran a hand under my pussy lips. His cock was buried so deep in my pussy I almost got cum on my lips. But then something amazing happened; I felt like he had a huge cock buried inside of me! It glided into my pussy, gliding inside of me. As it came inside, I felt my pussy swell and my juices flood out of me and out of my face. His cock filled my balls and I began sucking on it. I began to cry on his cock and it was so satisfying. Every moment my cock filled my pussy, I couldn't stop it. My fingers were sliding down my body towards my oval office, each little finger sliding up and down as my pussy grew wetter and wetter. My body felt so hot, I nearly lost my control of my body and I just felt my oval office getting even wetter and wetter. "Oh gently caress yes, yeah, gently caress yes! You want me to cum in you!" As my finger slipped into her, my pussy was filled, I felt her fingers move in and out of me, I was just about to cum but I was so hot, so close to cumming so far. I just kept sliding in and out of her fingers while my mouth filled with my cum. She kept sliding her fingers back even though my finger wasn't there anymore, she got so hot and she couldn't take it anymore I could feel it shooting out of me like a fountain of hot cum. "OH!!!" I screamed, my body was so full I was so wet, I didn't know what to do but my whole body shot the biggest orgasm imaginable. She said he kissed her again and again and 'kissed my pussy and tits' and told her she was beautiful. Her roommate got in trouble too after he asked her to meet up with him – he saw her face and asked if she wanted to join him. "I went to the kitchen to grab some lunch and she brought me a hot plate. We had some chicken and mashed potatoes and there was a bottle of milk and he took all this milk and put it on top of my plate and poured some milk on top of that," Danni told the Los Angeles Times. Old Boot fucked around with this message at 04:30 on May 9, 2019 |
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# ? May 9, 2019 04:29 |
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I googled it. It was fireflies. I found out about it from someone over at the W.H.A.S.T. (Wild Animals Search and Rescue). I thought, What the hell's that?? We're in dire need of this thing. He made me believe you'd get rid of it, too. We did. We put it in. The night they got rid of the little lady, they put it back. The lady looked really cute, in her pink robe. She gave us four new kids for this new house. They put the bird that took the lady and my wife. I put the pigeon into her place. That didn't take me long." "That sounds like you might be having some fun." "Yeah. We did have fun though. We got a kid in the back that was really into the place. That was pretty cool. I don't know why she didn't come to see the new dogs, or to go to the new cat. We also had a few people coming, just to show them around. They went around checking it out. I'm sure that lady would take them all in with her to try
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# ? May 9, 2019 04:33 |
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oh poo poo, it can do yelp reviews too
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# ? May 9, 2019 05:49 |
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Some of the source text could be better parsed.quote:Avengers Assemble! Avengers Assemble! Avengers Assemble! Avengers Assemble! Avengers Assemble! Avengers Assemble! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Ultron! Avengers Assemble! Avengers Assemble! Avengers Assemble! Avengers Assemble! Avengers Assemble! Avengers Assemble! Avengers Assemble! Marvel Comics Avengers Assemble quote:Avengers Endgame - The Game That Will Lead Us There
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# ? May 9, 2019 05:54 |
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itt markov bots: I had reached climax from only three weeks of continuous masturbation
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# ? May 9, 2019 06:53 |
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i tried to get it to write code and of course it went for a totally incomprehensible list comprehension quote:def main(*args,**kwargs): edit: gave it an easier one and it was a little more lucid (i fixed the spacing on my own): code:
Corla Plankun fucked around with this message at 14:42 on May 9, 2019 |
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Corla Plankun posted:
gently caress, i think this thing could replace us all
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# ? May 9, 2019 15:41 |
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lol __iter__ returning None
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prompt:code:
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# ? May 9, 2019 15:52 |
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lmao
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# ? May 9, 2019 15:59 |
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What the hell have you done. Factory.
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# ? May 9, 2019 16:44 |
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quote:In the beginning, the earth was where indeed quote:We here on the Something Awful Forums are very elitist and strict assholes. We pride ourselves on riot peez flakeloaf fucked around with this message at 17:17 on May 9, 2019 |
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wait no it's this onequote:We here on the Something Awful Forums are very elitist and strict assholes. We pride ourselves on
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# ? May 9, 2019 17:18 |
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it also does songs, and it approaches the coherency of the source materialquote:Tell me something I don't know.
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# ? May 9, 2019 17:23 |
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I thought it was my research that was going to go skynet, please stop.
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# ? May 9, 2019 17:36 |
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No. Let's plug another neural net's work into it quote:The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? reminds me of that pdf of the kids who were given the writing prompt about finding a flying carpet and one kid just wrote [random word] a flying carpet if i a flying carpet then a flying carpet for the entire page
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# ? May 9, 2019 17:46 |
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i've been feeding it opening lines from literature and my conclusion is that this neural net is a fuckin nerd horny tolkien quote:In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. He was old and gray and had no clothes on. possibly better prose than in the original quote:The sky above the port had the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel. The clouds were as thin as a sheet, drifting in an endless circle over the city. i don't remember vonnegut being quite this bleak quote:This is a tale of a meeting of two lonesome, skinny, fairly old white men on a planet which was dying fast. The planet was a lifeless, lifeless wasteland, with people who barely had eyes in them having to live on the surface for the entire of their lives. Many of these people did not have any form of clothing; their skin turned to black and grey in the heat of the moment or even when they didn't like the climate conditions. Some even lived in abject poverty in their own land, sleeping in abandoned buildings and using whatever scraps they could scavenge for supplies. star trek fanfic is art actually quote:Of all the things that drive men to sea, the most common disaster, I've come to learn, is women. It is my duty to warn them to stay home and stay safe. It isn't easy. It doesn't feel easy." – Captain William T. Riker, Starfleet Corps of Engineers d&d sourcebook: Gylfaginning quote:King Gylfe ruled the lands that are now called Svithjod for over three centuries. To this day, he continues to direct much of Svithjod from his tower in Castle Black, which is home to one of the finest dungeons in the world." ok i'll stop now
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# ? May 9, 2019 18:07 |
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flakeloaf posted:wait no it's this one this one is too real for me
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