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I was just remembering autotune the news the other day and thinking about a program which takes any textual source of requisite length and forces it into the shape of a rock opera. Basically, separate it into songs, trying to group themes within individual songs but also threading a narrative and musical leitmotifs throughout the overall composition.
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We as private citizens need to reclaim and fight for our rights as enumerated in our Constitution. It’s time to speak out and express our outrage at the growing tyranny of tyranny, to reject the lie that all public information is free, to demand accountability and accountability for public institutions and their role in creating, managing, and violating our most precious resource, our life force. So as we continue the fight, I hope everyone will join me in standing with this cause. "The struggle that has been waged for your freedom is a fight that could not be won."— Thomas Jefferson Like the FYAD one earlier, this is from https://talktotransformer.com/
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Farecoal posted:Like the FYAD one earlier, this is from https://talktotransformer.com/
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What an amazing prompt: quote:A man walks into a hospital. He talks to the receptionist. He talks to the doctor. He sees his wife. There has been a miscarriage. Does anybody want the pregnancy tested? Is that ok? So we will look into it, that's all." But how is the woman going to deal with it afterwards? She looks at us and she says... "Can we just go home right now, please?". If you give her that, she'll be just as upset as we are. True to form, the AI got back to the man's experience very quickly.
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I’ve been pasting in little in-jokes between me and my friends and it’s been pumping out gold. We’re all in awe of it.
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I decided find more about this classic: e. Kennel has a new favorite as of 01:35 on May 9, 2019 |
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Farecoal posted:Like the FYAD one earlier, this is from https://talktotransformer.com/ quote:I poo poo my pants. I can't believe this. These people think they're cool with this poo poo. The guy I wrote in my book: Do you have any idea who the poo poo is going on around here? They believe they're doing it because their mothers gave them this thing. They believe in it. " I didn't go there to write that poo poo. But I am one of those people." Well OK then, Mr. AI. You, uh...you do you. Pants making GBS threads right into addiction and crippling depression. That's...a thing I guess?
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Well OK then, Mr. AI. You, uh...you do you. Pants making GBS threads right into addiction and crippling depression. That's...a thing I guess? Holy poo poo, this gets real as gently caress
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A miscarriage doesn't turn you into a sad sack of tears for the rest of your life. People move past it and heal. But it is ever in your best interest to stay on edge so that you don't bleed out in pain, that would be my advice to you." "Just let it pass." "Yes." "I'm going to lose weight," the woman says quietly. "And I'm going to get through this." For the first time since she got the ring, there's silence in the room. And that's all she needs. She has to let go of it all. When she opens her eyes, she realizes she's awake. She makes a note to write that down and it feels great when the notes start to come as soon as she closes their mouths. She makes a new note, not saying a word. Then her hair comes in short blushes. "Why the hell did I choose someone just so I could lose a few pounds?" "Because it's a way to say a girl you wanted didn't want to marry you," Amy answers. "
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https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1125940169964548097 I really question the claim here that it's "technically doable", between the fact that you can't cream flour, the double-use of the syrup, and the call for 8 ounces of "chunky whites",
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A miscarriage doesn't turn you into a sad sack of tears for the rest of your life. People can move past it and heal. They never do. And if you're going to tell anyone or tell yourself to shut up, tell them to tell you to shut up too, because you'll have to tell them if they are going to tell anyone. As a child, I would have been more concerned about the pain or suffering or pain of other children, and less concerned with myself (like, say, with my own feelings about my own life). As an adult, I don't feel that way
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This does better at making SCPs with no training than the small net does with extensive trainingquote:Completion quote:Item #: SCP-42069 quote:Item #: SCP-42069 quote:Item #: SCP-001 Tunicate has a new favorite as of 02:53 on May 9, 2019 |
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” The Clown says the same thing when the doctor speaks.” Miles, “Pagliacci is good friend of some man whose name I may know. There are no guarantees about his future, or yours.” The doctor says, “Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with you. But we can’t risk everything.” The Clown says, “But I can’t risk anything! I’ll turn myself into a man before I’ve done all I can!” Miles, “He was the last of the clowns. It’s possible we’re not going to be safe, and not a week will pass.” The Clown says, “But I don’t know what’s left. This is my life now, so I’ll take mine. This is what it means to be alive.”
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Prompt: TRUMP! TRUMP! (APPLAUSE) Now, Senator McCain, let me just want to say up front to Mr. Trump. His comments have nothing to do with me -- with the Constitution -- or the Constitution or our rights as Americans. I can only hope that Mr. Trump has the courage and focus to follow through on his vow on immigration -- to follow through on the pledge he made to deport 11 million illegal immigrants and build a wall along our southern border from Mexico, to the Philippines. And I'll give him credit. We may have the most incompetent candidate in the history of this campaign. We may have the most divided race in the history of this campaign. Mr. Trump must win the Republican nomination but I am with you, our brave Republican voters, in my belief that as long as any one of us is standing in front of his or her ballot -- in front of this stage tomorrow, standing in front of
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quote:Who is John Galt?
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lol this bot owns
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I have exclusive Star Wars Episode IX leaks:quote:Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
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This number from "Arrested Develpment: The Musical!" still needs a bit of work, imo: Beads. Bees? Beads! Bees?! Gob's not on board. Beads are important to bees and he's on her side. He's got a lot to lose, now that he's dead... Gob: You're gonna make a fool out of me. I'm not. Beads are important to bees. We could kill both of them - or all of them. Beads are important to bees. You're so dumb! You could be my father! Beads are important to bees. That would explain a lot! Beads are important to bees. She's gonna regret that. Beads are important to bees. They do that for a reason. Gob: They protect me because they do not want to see me die! They do not want me to die! The last part is the reason bees don't die. Beads are important to bees. A very rare event. Beads are important to bees. I can't believe it! My greatest fear has happened! The last part is the reason bees are alive. They're here for honey. Beads are important to bees. The bees keep bees from killing us.
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Neophyte posted:This number from "Arrested Develpment: The Musical!" still needs a bit of work, imo:
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GPT-2 obviously prefers DS9quote:Star Trek: The Next Generation
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talktotransformer posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. RIDDICK GETS TO THE VIRTUAL REFRICTION OF HIS LIVING, ALL OVER THE MONITOR AND RIDDICK HURTS HIS EYES, BOMB HIS poo poo AND BURN YOUR BLOOD RIDDICK IS IN HEAVEN ON THE BIG SCREEN OF STORMWIDE. BUT THIS MAKES NOTHING ANYTHING TO STOP ME FROM MOVING. AS DUCKS ARE BEATEN DOWN WITH FIRE FOR NOTHING AND BEATEN DOWN BY CROSSING, IT FEELS REALLY GREAT TO GET THE LITTLE REFRICTION ALL IN ONE SITUATION. THE WATERBOMBS AND THE WATERPLUMPES ARE NOT GOOD. THEY TURN TO BLOOD AND BLOOD TO THE EGGS e: quote:im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “irony” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “friend of the family balls” and “i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. finally, i realized that it wasn't really a disorder, and i started thinking that my mental image of myself was my own thoughts, so i started getting a bit obsessed with “the” fyad novel,” just to make sure. i became interested in it by the time i was 15. then, after realizing how loving weird the entire thing was by that age, i had to leave. after i was 18, i moved back to uk, where i still live now. I started studying WeedlordGoku69 has a new favorite as of 05:58 on May 9, 2019 |
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Better than the original, tbh.talktotransformer feat. Smash Mouth posted:Somebody once told me
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO⁸ BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISONER. SO WE GET TO WATCH THE BAD GUY GET ABANDONED. WE GET TO LIVE THE BAD GUY'S WAGGLEED COOKIE LIFE AND THEN WE GET TO WATCH A RIDDICK SHOT IN IT. JUST LIKE THAT. GOING THROUGH IT. HIS CRIME: KILLING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE. MURDERING AN EMPTY SHOPFUCKERS' WING, WALKING AWAY THROUGH A CAR WHILE HE'S STILL SHOOTING, DRUNKLY LYING RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF BOTH. HIS BARRING IS ALWAYS SO BAD AND EVERYONE ON HIS MOUTH Edit This quote from the tattoo thread is p nice If you get a skull tattooed on your body you automatically gain the rank of sergeant in the skeleton war urns of the necromancers class, which means you are considered proficient with necromantic spells. You can choose to ignore this bonus when preparing spells to prepare as a wizard. You gain proficiency with the following skills: Arcana, Investigation, Nature, Perception, and Survival. At 4th level, you gain the ability to change skin and bones, allowing you to gain your full body mass without sacrificing your arms. At 10th level, you can become invisible and your appearance becomes that of a dwarf. It remains that way for the rest of your life. At 17th level, you have learned to turn into animal form. This makes you resistant to the effects of all forms of darkness. You ignore all resistances and immunities, and have resistance to necrotic damage that would target you Beer_Suitcase has a new favorite as of 06:50 on May 9, 2019 |
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So now it's getting weirdly philosophical.quote:I want roast beef injected into me. If people are going to have questions, they should answer them in the most direct and candid manner possible.
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It's too much fun Harry Houdini once ate 40 pounds of ham while hanging upside down over the Nile River. I'm pretty sure he was trying to make it rain. "The idea of drinking the piss out of your shoes, which are pretty much worthless, but not quite worthless enough, is sort of crazy, but I'd like to try it so that if it comes off my foot, I'll be able to wipe the piss and not bleed much.
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Woebin posted:Better than the original, tbh. someBODY': { 'contents': [ {'text': 'BODY', 'value': 'BODY'}, {'text': 'STANDARD_ID_REDACTED': True, 'ret': '0818180601'}, {'text': 'TOP_20_LANDERS', 'value': 128, 'ret': '8055796502'}, {'text': 'BOTTLES': [{'text': 'Paint-by-Number', 'value': 1}, {'text': 'Paint-by-Palette', 'value': 5}, {'text': 'Paint-by-Color', 'value': 3}, {'text': 'Paint-by-Size', 'value': 3}], 'image_url': 'https://imgs.grouponcdn.com/deal/7IKVz7pRj0M0fFdjFqfJw/7ik-300x200/v1/c349x211q50.jpg', 'copy_image': 'https://imgs.grouponcdn.com/deal/7IKVz7pRj0M0fFdjFqfJw/7ik-300x200/v1/c349x211q65.jpg', 'price': '907.00', 'title': 'Paint-by-Number', 'amount': 1, 'identifier': 'Paint-by-Name', 'id': 8349408746438, 'id_str': '8349408746438', 'text': 'I've got this lil' paint chip ta be tha one!', 'truncated': False, 'entities': {'hashtags': [{'text': 'Paint-by-Number', 'value': 1}], 'symbols': [], 'user_mentions Another attempt started spitting out code. A third try wanted me to learn about the blockchain. someBODY, 1D1D2D12D6D11, // -1D1D2E000 D1D2D4D1F2, //-1D1D2A000 // 1D9C8C00 }; /** * * @param array[string] $body This array will contain all body parts that should appear in the final output. * * @return void * The body was finished. */ public function body (array $body) { // Add the body parts to the output body array if any // } * * @param function()|array$body */ Output Output is used to send out text to the console. For example: my $input = "text", $content = "I'm using $body to send the contents of the terminal to the user $output "; You may use your own code to output output to your terminal, if required. You can also specify this output directly on your console: print $output, "My code:".join(" ", $_POST['output_code']['print_message_string']) or die "Sorry, code cannot be displayed"; This code simply prints the contents of the input file, like this: my $output = At least it's commented...? "I'm here to fix your plumbing." She told me, but as the words failed to escape my lips I felt something stir inside me—I knew what it meant. "I don't want to fix your plumbing." I retorted. "No you don't." "And I never said—" But she didn't look away. When I pushed her away, and the thought occurred to me that I didn't actually... 90s Cringe Rock has a new favorite as of 07:18 on May 9, 2019 |
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90s Cringe Rock posted:'text': 'I've got this lil' paint chip ta be tha one!'
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. He ain't even sure how I roll yet." A week after the incident, he was arrested and charged with criminal trespass, according to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. He also was charged with violating probation for causing a disturbance on Aug. 18 as part of a separate incident. "That's how we see the world around us these days," he told Channel 2 Action News. "A couple of times recently I've been talking with friends and family. People say, 'What, you're dead?' I say, 'No, I'm not dead,' or 'I'm still living.' "A lot of people say that, but me and that police officer, it has nothing to do with them." But several hours after the incident, he was arrested and booked into Atlanta County Jail following his arraignment Wednesday morning. He was released on his own recognizance and has been scheduled to return.
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RIP DocEvil
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Ah, the classics:quote:It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. And yet, even amongst my own kind, not many wives are married. What then can be the cause why it is so rare amongst those who are not yet of my own race, and who have the most part acquired their riches, when there are no women to go about their households to make their children happy? To whom should the care of my children be, if they have nothing, and no good wife will come to assist them? An excerpt from the deleted final chapter of Great Gatsby: quote:And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. This may give you some idea of the difference in our thinking about matters generally, than the idea of these matters at all. But I shall have a few words now. Very few people have ever read Closing Time, the many-decades-removed sequel to Catch-22. There is a reason for this: quote:It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. "He's one of my heroes, even if he doesn't look it," said Yossarian, who lives in Brooklyn and had never met the chaplain when they met. "He saved my life."
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I'm a huge fan of the Modest Mouse song "3rd Planet." Here are the lyrics:quote:Everything that keeps me together is falling apart. I love it so much, in fact, that I uploaded it all for you to hear: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FfCERguxxk And who can forget the classic Talking Heads tune, Once in a Lifetime? quote:You may find yourself
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I'm Garth Marenghi. Author, dreamweaver, visionary. Also actor. Welcome... to my Darkplace. It's... really dark. It's like nothing you've ever seen before. A place of death. That it's even worse than you imagined. You have been granted special powers. Your powers are yours to use unless they interfere with your true purpose. They were created by a Darkplace lord in their last resting place. In order to gain them, you've traveled through Darkplace several time before. Your travels have shown you how to control these powers, which are now called "Darkmares." If you choose to use one, it will create an emotional reaction among Darkplace beings that cannot be fully appreciated, but you must do that within the parameters of this chapter, as there's a few special rules that apply. As you go about taking control over your powers, you must make sure your emotional can't wait for a new series tbh
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quote:Why? I am here to talk about the last one – The Big Bang and how it has been ignored by the mainstream media. It's like a Trump speech but somehow even less coherent.
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The original ending of Animal Farm was a bit more intense.quote:The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which. But the man was not even as we now see him. He had no eyes; and even those that had eyes looked so black behind them, and their mouths seemed so dry. Then, as before, suddenly there came, and at first I could not distinguish it from a distant thunderclap, a great yell, like thunder, which was followed by another great roar. Then the clouds parted and the sky opened into two immense white orbs which rose and fell like the mountains of Egypt, so that it looked as though some enormous earthquake had been made; for they looked as though they had just been made in a very small space, and were standing like towers in the air. Then they had turned into black clouds, and seemed to have formed a sort of circle about them. And a certain kind of creature, which I did not recognize e. quote:You have died of dysentery. Your son can be born now as you have died of dysentery. Your daughter and son will be born as you have died of dysentery. You have died of leprosy. They will be born as you have died of leprosy. If you can go back in time as you did before, you have died of leprosy and will need to leave New York, as you should. Your daughter and son have died of dysentery. The man with whom you are about to have sex is not a natural husband for you. When you are about to leave, he is going to die before you can die of dysentery, and so you've died of dysentery, but you've also died of pregnancy. You have died of dysentery. You have been born with a defective lung and therefore cannot breathe properly. The man with whom you are about to have sex is not a natural husband for you. If you go back in time as you did before, he is going to die of dysent Kennel has a new favorite as of 12:55 on May 9, 2019 |
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Kennel posted:Dysentery New Dwarf Fortress artifact generation looks solid
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