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value-brand cereal posted:Twelve Batmans is melting down in the r/elationships thread about how non-blacks shouldn't say the n word CharlestheHammer posted:I wish I cared about anything like white people cared about rules lawyering the N word
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Powershift posted:White people love clapping so much we should make clapping after getting vaccinated a thing.
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Kuros posted:"I tried to light the cross on the lawn but my rear end is dummy thicc and the clapping of my rear end-cheeks alerts the occupants to my presence."
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This goes either here or the saga thread but I decided on here:BENGHAZI 2 posted:Guys let me share a story
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EorayMel posted:This goes either here or the saga thread but I decided on here: oh my god i want the cursed knife it looks like what you would use to sacrifice a package of bologna
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Screaming Idiot posted:oh my god i want the cursed knife The BUDK thread is for you! Also the engraving is in comic sans https://twitter.com/VonKarn/status/1106939473592532993
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May 7, 2019 04:40
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Do they ship internationally? My brother's birthday is coming up.
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My stepfather sold knives and that is not even in the top ten of stupidest knives he has had in stock. It would, however, be among the top five stupidest knives I own because he couldn't sell them. fake e: I just noticed it's also an LED flashlight, that bumps it up into the top ten and top three.
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For twenty blessed minutes I had forgotten about those knives. My step-grandfather was a genuine mountain man and every Christmas we got him a new knife for his collection. He either would have put that thing on the mantle to show off just how goddamn goofy it is, or put it in the back of the gun cabinet never to see the light of day.
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May 7, 2019 12:55
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Someone should reforge that thing into the strapon holder it really wants to be.
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Karate Bastard posted:Someone should reforge that thing into the strapon holder it really wants to be. Ok there Kevin Spacey
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Entorwellian posted:Waffle-SS
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RFC2324 posted:I have a neighbor who introduced himself as Adolf, and has a little moustache. poor guy, he should go by adolfo instead.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Superman flies like a loving dork and I hope birds poop on him. The Saddest Rhino posted:Ah, but he flies too fast for the birds to poop on him! Malachite_Dragon posted:Everyone breaths a little bit of aerosolized bird poop with every breath. Fleta Mcgurn posted:Every breath you take
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RFC2324 posted:I have a neighbor who introduced himself as Adolf, and has a little moustache. You sure it wasn't an Argentinian accent?
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May 8, 2019 01:12
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Not Luftwaffle?
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Spanish Manlove posted:poor guy, he should go by adolfo instead. He actually does, I think he likes to screw with people when he first meets them. Paladinus posted:You sure it wasn't an Argentinian accent? He says he goes back to Mexico every winter to avoid the snow, so it could be he goes a little farther...
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:its 3 am, welcome to colorado public radios "the jazz hour". i'm the only jazz fan in all of colorado, sleepy gary. tonight i plan on providing soothing commentary about jazz as well as using my narcoleptic voice to murder more long-haul truckers than sirens did sailors half a millenium ago.
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:Not Luftwaffle? 
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gschmidl posted:How do we goad Musk into funding a reboot of Knight Rider where KITT is a Tesla? Bofast posted:The pilot episode is just David Hasselhoff getting run over by the car the first time he comes in contact with it, after which the car drives into a stationary fire truck and catches fire. gschmidl posted:Galt and Catch Fire.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Until we nail down our definitions, we’re just arguing Semitics here!
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haveblue posted:Do forklifts have horns? (seriously, I don't know) El_Elegante posted:Not unless you can cuckold a forklift CleverHans posted:OSHA: a bunch of truckfuckling, forklift cuckolding badasses itt Evilreaver posted:Prep the bulldozer Powershift posted:Who needs some inspiration for some new nightmares? minato posted:GI Joe vs the Volcano
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:I'm the "Clones R Us" with convenient home cloning and 24 hour service. Lemming posted:I also am this Subtle, but I love it
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facialimpediment posted:Um. Proud Christian Mom posted:Giving the bride and groom a set of knives
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While you were out partying, he studied the blade.
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Can someone explain this one. I'm too busy watching my own country fall apart to get the context.
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unbent clothes hanger = for do-it-yourself abortions (when the GOP i.e. the elephant makes them illegal)
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pangstrom posted:unbent clothes hanger = for do-it-yourself abortions (when the GOP i.e. the elephant makes them illegal)  Jesus christ. I thought it was a paper clip.
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Space Race Riot posted:Wanna go out? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? a peck of pickled peckers posted:Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?? You are! Aww...you wanna go for a walk? Alright alright lemme grab your leash hold on. ilovebeersooomuch posted:gooooooons Space Race Riot posted:Lol it is actually pretty disturbing that 2 of us made the same bestiality joke inside of 5 minutes but I expect nothing less from this place
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Hattie Masters posted:
What paper clip has a hook? Your like the second poster to say this but man, that’s a coat hanger untwined. Wtf
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From Reddit, but this could be the next "Sir, this is a Taco Bell drivethrough".quote:hjhfhhrb
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Burt Sexual posted:What paper clip has a hook? Your like the second poster to say this but man, that’s a coat hanger untwined. Wtf I just figured they'd bent that bit into shape as well. Honestly, at first I thought it was about the GOP doing something like just adding a bunch of awful riders to bills so they would never pass, like that one episode of the Simpsons.
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Silpheed posted:I read the "DO NOT POST HELLO I ARE NEW" messages in the Forum Rules (yeah I read it) so I am in fact not going to say hello to anybody :P
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